Give Me Some Amputee Jokes

[A Variety of Soaps]

Example: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that's in a bush? Rustle.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that hangs on the wall? Art.
What if he has no tongue? Tastless Art.
What do you call his arms and his legs? Pieces of Art.

EDIT: I originally said FULL amputee, but ♥♥♥♥ it.

[Bluemenkranz]

A friend of mine lost an arm in an accident, hes all right now.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

I know a few jokes but they're short.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

So... waddle ya have?

[A Variety of Soaps]

Originally posted by DarkCrystalMethod:

I know a few jokes but they're short.

I didn't say they had to be long.

[A Variety of Soaps]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that lives in the water? Bob.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

This can only end in butthurt. its the only thing they have left.

[A Variety of Soaps]

Originally posted by DarkCrystalMethod:

This can only end in butthurt. its the only thing they have left.

Good one!

[A Variety of Soaps]

This one isn't a full amputee joke, but it still is pretty funny.
What do you call a women that has one leg? Peggy.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Oh, has she met... Consuelo?

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

Awww...

Full Amputee jokes? That takes away all my material...

[DarkCrystalMethod]

You still have the right to bear arms. If you only find one you're not done.

[AlmightyDunkle]

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms or legs.

[HypersleepyNaputunia]

cow with no legs
ground beef

[Ara 2.0]

I just bought some cybernetic prostheses. They cost me an arm and a leg.