how do you survive a visit from your young and destructive cousins

[BackupYAHmax]

ok so i have cousins coming over soon and they are like 5 to 7 years old
they are super destructive
and demand to be entertained no matter what, if i do not entertain the demons they will cry and i will get yelled at for "being a bully"
one of them is a 100% POS
and the other is so clingy, he follows me everywhere and mimics everything i do. he also wants to play video games but sucks at all of them.

how do i survive a visit from them

EXTRA INFORMATION:

satanic experiment #1:
female, crys whenever she doesnt get what she wants, anime super villain, eats ice, ultra destructive, destructiveness blamed on "tiredness" when she is always "tired" aka always destructive. hates experiment #1, and will smash my keyboard and steal my phone whenever i am using it.

satanic experiment #2:
super ultra clingy, has an evil switch, hates experiment #2, wants to be a gamer, watches roblox and minecraft videos, will copy whatever i do and go wherever i go, looks at rule 34 of roblox, minecraft, undertale, and family guy.

[Jonathan Sensei]

By having fun with them of course.

[BackupYAHmax]

Escrito originalmente por Coffinmaw:

By having fun with them of course.

how do i have fun with them

i cant play video games with them
they always come at like night time so 0 outside activites can be done
and the youngest one will cry and scream if she loses 1 time in a game

[※Tapu Lele※]

how many cousins u have

[BackupYAHmax]

Escrito originalmente por ❀Snowflake❀:

how many cousins u have

2

[😼Studio Cat😼]

Bury them in the back yard next to your parents.

[[FFK3] Trovaa]

have them play dark souls 3

[※Tapu Lele※]

Escrito originalmente por Gremblygunk The Festive:

have them play dark souls 3

good idea

or touhou

or nuclear throne

idk ;3

[Jonathan Sensei]

Escrito originalmente por BackupYAHmax:

Escrito originalmente por Coffinmaw:

By having fun with them of course.

how do i have fun with them

i cant play video games with them
they always come at like night time so 0 outside activites can be done
and the youngest one will cry and scream if she loses 1 time in a game

You said one of them is bad at video-games; so play some games with them and let them win. As for other things you could do, board games and or movies is always a possibility to consider.

[※Tapu Lele※]

Escrito originalmente por Coffinmaw:

Escrito originalmente por BackupYAHmax:

how do i have fun with them

i cant play video games with them
they always come at like night time so 0 outside activites can be done
and the youngest one will cry and scream if she loses 1 time in a game

You said one of them is bad at video-games; so play some games with them and let them win. As for other things you could do, board games and or movies is always a possibility to consider.

or single player...

[Ara Ara]

I just lock them out of my room. I am not their parents nor am I their babysitter, I have absolutely no obligation to entertain them. It helps that everyone in my family knows that I dislike small children.

[BackupYAHmax]

also i forgot to mention that the 7 year old has seen porn
and by porn i mean rule 34
of family guy
and undertale

[Bluemenkranz]

Find an excuse, go out with friends or something.
Not before locking down/hiding all your shiny items

[mtono]

maybe find pop music and talk about it to them.

[[FFK3] Trovaa]

Escrito originalmente por ❀Snowflake❀:

Escrito originalmente por Gremblygunk The Festive:

have them play dark souls 3

good idea

or touhou

or nuclear throne

idk ;3

or any bullet hell game for that matter

[Jonathan Sensei]

Escrito originalmente por BackupYAHmax:

Also i forgot to mention that the 7 year old has seen porn
and by porn i mean rule 34
of family guy
and undertale

My faith in proper parenting is slowly dying now.