Stupid/Funny/Random/Etc. Stories

[Subtlety is Divinity]

So, 2 people play on this steam account, My BFF and I. We have a lot of fun together, but he rarely is on his steam... so I've decided to make this page here, it's intention is to share funny or weird situations that happened in my distant or recent past. I won't be time stamping but I will be labeling, in the event the other person does decide to post. I will also leave out real life names and be changing steam labels to avoid breaking someones privacy bubble. I hope you enjoy stories from my/our screwed up
lifes. XD, <3

Story 1:
So one time in my life, I had a fight with this person whom we'll call "Cookie".
So "Cookie" and I were inseprable, We would do everything together. However "Cookies" Mother would not let "Cookie" go to my house without my parents being
home ever. One day "Cookie" knocks on my front door, without approval of "Cookies" parents, although said person lied, and said "Cookie" got permission. Of course,
I trusted "Cookie", because we were great friends, I offer for "Cookie" to come inside, "Cookie" casually walks inside, We walk upstairs to my room, and sit on my bed,
"Cookie" had never been inside my bedroom, which is kind of funny XD, "Cookie" is in aw, or trying to hold back laughter XD, I can't really remember, but I know I've
had/have some pretty weird bedroom ideas. Anyway we are in my room and I ask, "What do you want to do, we could play in my backyard together, or maybe Halo, or
we could look like idiots on Guitar Hero, or Dance Central. He is sitting in silence... just staring at me, the stare get's creepy so of course I say something. I say "Hello,
"Cookie" you okay?" He shakes his head quickly and says "Yeah, sorry just surprised..." I jump to replying and say "About what?" "Well it's just..." "Cookie" says
shylike. "Cookie" Studders out... "I've never... umm.. I've never... seen you in your underwear..." I turn and look in my mirror and realize I forgot to change clothes when
"Cookie" woke me up knocking on the door.
I yell at him to get out, in a huge panic... about 3 minutes later, I walk out of my room, with my head down... XD, "Cookie" is just sitting in my hallway petting my dog.
"Cookie" stands up when "Cookie" notices I came out of the room and walks up to me, "Cookie" says, "are you okay?". I look up and get flushed with embarrassment. I
feel like my face turns into a tomato and look down really fast, I accidentally bang my head on "Cookies" really roughly, I fall back and land on my butt, I tried not to cry,
but It wasn't easy, mostly because it hurt so much. "Cookie" rushes over to me, and helps me up. At this point I think I could not look like a bigger fool. Then I hear
sirens rushing around my house. My neighbor was getting arrested, for possesion of child "photos"... turns out they were of me... Looking back, everything aside from
that last issue was/is pretty funny and silly, but that person deserves to be imprisoned or whatever happened to he/she.

- Kaltrux

Story 2: So todays story is a bit of short one, but I hope you enjoy it.

So earlier in time, I was talking with a friend on my laptop, because I'm a tomboyish girl inside but a beautiful and majestic woman on the outside. and I had this strange
feeling, like something bad was about to happen, boy was I wrong. so after that text conversation with my friend, my boyfriend called me on skype. He and I are still
together and things are a bit rough, but he is wonderful, and I hope he thinks the same of me. Anyway, my seriously screwed up life it's always full of surprises, and this
was a really big one. I was chatting with my boyfriend, blah blah blah, you boys/girls don't want/need to hear the talking, anyway he and I were playing Elder Scrolls
Legends, I had been beating his butt at that game, ever since he showed it to me, (I'm a natural at video games, and also it's a passion).
Anyway during the middle of a match, my door get's a knocking, tap,tap,tap,tap... I look through the peephole, and nobody is there... at first I thought I got ding dong
ditched, by a few kids. then I hear a bit later, I hear a noise coming from the hallway, it might've been those kids from earlier. So I open my door in a slight rush, luckily I
notice what's at my feet. there was an infant at my doorstep. Someone left me a baby at my doorstep... like a live, small, not even 1 year old, baby. I was scared to heck
that it might have been hurt, or sick, so I take it inside, and tell my boyfriend about it. and now that baby is a year old and one of the greatest memories in my life. I
haven't officially adopted her yet, but the mother comes to visit every once in awhile. She isn't exactly the most capable mother and I respect her for caring enough for the
baby to know what the baby needs. But she will always be welcome to see her child even after I adopt her.
-Kaltrux

Story 3: I have so many friends and stories, but sometimes it's hard to find the right ones. so here is a story of how I met a great friend.

So sometime in my life, I had this big group of friends and I was dating a younger boy, that was a bit mentally disturbed. I thought I could help him, and for
awhile things were going amazing. Sadly the honeymooners phase ended and he got much more hostile towards me, he was angry and when he wasn't angry he was
depressed or sleeping. When we played games together or talked he always did everything he could to make me happy, and I would ask him what he wants to do, and his
reply was almost always "whatever will make you happy I'll be happy to do." eventually somebody got an imagination, and a rumor about someone in my relative family
and I... he and many other people I cared and continue to care for let that stupid rumor into there heads and this boyfriend of mine took it too far. apparently there is some
proof of that rumor in existense, but I've never seen it, and anyone I ask to show it to me declines... I've done what I could to move past it, but the morale of this story is
not to make poor rumors of people. It can ruin lives. I'm not mad at the people who started or believed in it. I don't even know the original source. I just want people to
learn that peace can't be achieved without taking a chance. Or trying to understand one another.

-Kaltrux

Story 4: So in my life, many people have angered me and many others have pleased me, but there is one person who went over the top with both. XD To protect his
privacy due to me not asking him if I can post this story, I will be calling him "Caleb" Note that the persons name is not actually Caleb it's just a alias.
So during my life, I had this huge group of friends, they were almost all boys around the ages of 12 all the way up to 19
I wasn't really personally connected with them, at least... I didn't think so. So I had been spending a lot of time with them, and they were weird just like me and most of
my other friends. XD I would just listen to them ramble and play games while sitting in the background most of the time. Shortly afterward they expanded the group
adding in many new people, as expected almost in not all of them boys. There was this one boy who from the moment I met him did not like me, I don't know why he just
seemed to be against me as myself. Anyway the very first words I said to "Caleb" were as my usual "Hello my name is Jessica, It is a pleasure to meet you, I hope we can
be friends." Because in my mind, that is a proper greeting. And he replies with some comment, so rude, a few examples are, "I don't care who you are." ... "Does it look
like I give a sh*t" ... "I'm sorry I was busy thinking about how much of a b*tch I think you are!" Gah, he annoyed the fudge out of me, I hadn't done anything to him and
he made it seem like I killed his cat.
Everytime I was with the group, he would join in just to annoy me or do something to antagonize or patronize me. He annoyed me so much, at one point I was
having a rough day and wasn't in any mood to deal with it and I went on a huge b*tch rant, and of course he retaliated, so I left the group, a few days later I got back in
the group. But I still didn't like him, When I first saw he was online I tried to say sorry, but he didn't reply... so I left and my life got busy. So a few months after that, I got
back into the group again and "Caleb" said something I had never heard before, "Morning, Jessica" I was very confused and suspicious, because he has never been even
remotely nice to me before, later that night... he and I talked in private for a bit, and he said something along the lines of "over the past month or so I realized how big of a ♥♥♥♥♥I was being, I was just trying to be cool and funny, but I realize that none of what I did was cool or funny, and I also realized I was hurting people. I'm sorry for what
I did, I am really trying to be a better person." I'm not completely certain if "Caleb" really is still trying. But for about a month he was really polite and nice. I'm happy for
him and I hope he manages to stay this way, because he was being very nice, but I know he is not a push over.

- Kaltrux

Story 5: So I have a life, It's a good one most of the time, but everyone has Sh*t that happens. This is one of those moments.
My life as you should know has been chalk full of ups and downs. This is one of the hardest decisions I've ever made.

So recently I've been dating this boy who is amazing, actually boy isn't appropriate Man I was dating this man. He when we first
met claimed to be 17 when we first met, but when we started dated he told me the truth (he is actually 15 almost 16) , But his age
doesn't matter, this Man was my best boyfriend yet. He was always so nice to me I wrote him a huge love poem and meant every
word of it This is it please don't judge me negatively for it

- Kaltrux

Happy Birthday *Said Boyfriend*!
October 22 - 2017
- Written by Jessica


When I turned 6 Life was beginning to turn around for me , I got a family a home , a friend but things never felt ,
complete... I eventually found the joy of Video Entertainment , however I never let it distract me from my school work. Although I
can't say the same about boys , it all started when I turned 11 My body started changing , at first in disturbing ways , but it grew
on me... quite litterally. I always loved Video Games and a intense television show , then after I graduated my brother got a new
Xbox , which enabled me to claim his old one as my own (one of the perks of having an older sibling) , honestly he didn't mind he
never really used the old one even before he got the new one. I loved playing with my friends on Minecraft and other games that
are made just to screw around with your friends , soon I learned that they were just 1 genre of 100's of interesting game types.
So on my next birthday , my brother did something over the top for me , for years he had this amazing computer in his room , but
never let me use it , for obvious reasons as of now. But he spent the whole year making this amazing laptop saying it was for
someone special , at the time I had no clue it was for me , although I really wished it was. When he gave it to me , I started crying
and of course he starts thinking I hate it , and starts to apologize and then he realizes they were tears of joy. After time and time of
getting up , going to school , getting home , talking with Joey and playing Minecraft and other games with friends , I would get on
my laptop and would play games with Joey , one day he was at a friends house and used his friends phone to call our mother , she
hands the phone to me and says. " I"ts Joey..." I grab the phone and say something really cheezy , sadly for the life of me I can't
remember , he gives a slight chuckle and says " lol". We talk for a bit and then he says , " Aww , crap the phone is about to die"
But he and I didn't want to stop talking... he tells me to get on my laptop and shows me this great application , and it's called
Skype.(PS: Joey is said brother) I loved it , I could chat with tons of people , my first contact was Joey , and from that point on ,
it only expanded.
I kept kindling the fiery passion for Video Entertainment in my heart , but I still felt something was missing , but I could
never put my finger on it... I Found some great people with very corny gamer names , but still never the less , they were interesting
and quite weird , but good people all around , aside from one , but he is making an effort. I'm not trying to say I'm not grateful , I
thank everyone for being there for me , but , I never felt completely whole... I eventually started internet dating. I met 2 seemingly
great boys and took a chance with 1 , things were going great , but I couldn't keep things going great , he wasn't the most stable
person , and I didn't want to see him go down the wrong path and I tried to hard to help him , and I ended up pushing him away ,
he came back after awhile , that also didn't turn out that well , I gave the other a chance and I always gave him all the love I could ,
but it didn't seem requited. I told him about it and gave him many chances , and sadly I had to do something drastic , I didn't want
to hurt his feelings , but I also didn't want to be stuck with someone who doesn't show signs of affection or care.
I met this horribly rude kid , with a very weird photo... he was acting like I was a bad person from the get go , and was just being
very harsh , he ended up coming around and we became friends , we talked in private a bit and eventually he asked me out , or
maybe I asked him XD I don't really remember... point being I found someone , and this one was going great , we would talk and
talk , and just not care about the future. Eventually that ecstasy began to wear down... But it was still great , it never withered away
like the previous people , it stayed. I can't say if he was that missing piece , I can't be certain of our future , but one thing I know...
is my past has always been kind. But he is much more then some laptop or Xbox or clothing. I may think religion is a load of poo
, but I know one thing , this guy that I am lucky to be with... is quite the miracle. he loves me and I him. he would never harm me
and I would never try to harm him. After some time , something surprising happened , during one of our conversations , I came
back after 30 minutes or so , with a surprise or more specifically a tiny miracle... I got a daughter , and I love her , he loves her.
She turned 1 recently , it was this great big gathering , I wish he could've been there , but many of my friends sent wishful thinking
messages for me to read to her , and she enjoyed them , I was glad to know they cared enough to make that effort.
I got a new job and Joey helped me , I love my life , I love my brothers , I love my family , I love my daughter but the
thing I love the most , is my boyfriend , I can proudly say , he is officially tied for the best thing that happened to me , nobody has
ever gotten close to matching these miracles in my life , but he deserves it. And now we come to the end of my story , or at least
whats written , I hope to fill the many blank pages with times of him and I cuddling in the winter next to a fire , and playing in the
park with our family sitting around on our couch just laughing it up.With this text I hope you see , I love you , not many can say
this , but I want to spend my entire life with you , if we ever fight I want to spend the next 10 years making it up to you , I want to
die holding your hand as we are old and frail , just laying back in the grass watching the sunset.
I really did care for him and still do, but I have a stupid but sweet habit of always putting others before myself. So my daughter
and my boyfriend were the most important people in my life. recently I got a feeling whenever I saw my boyfriend that him or one
of 2 other people would end up hurting me or my daughter and I had no idea how, so of course I immediately told my boyfriend,
because secrets aren't nice. And he dreaded it, Very recently I ended up making the decision to cut ties with them for a short
period of time until the feeling subsides, I told him immediately after it subsides I would talk to him. And he reacted very poorly, I
am punching myself so hard in my mind whenever I think of what I did. But it needed to be done for the safety of my daughter. I
just hope he will take me back when it is over with.


- Kaltrux

- Sorry if some of this if present tense and others are past tense, I get so into stories and
recaps sometimes that I go into a state as if I'm in those stories. (All of these stories are
real situations that happened in either my life, or Zoro's.) PS: I'll try to keep up and post a story every monday.

[-V-]

Escrito originalmente por Kaltrux and Zoro:

I do have Family Sharing setup XD
Don't worry

*phew* I'd just hate to see someone get in trouble over some bullcrap rule. :D

[Jinn-Gon Qui]

Escrito originalmente por Kaltrux and Zoro:

Oh said person did a #2 all over the floor, okay sorry your english is so poor I couldn't comprehend it.

Eh... what?

[Subtlety is Divinity]

Don't worry, anyway I'll be posting Story 5 very soon, read it if you want and feel free to comment on it or even your own stories.

[Spíosra]

One time, I was trying to impress someone I really really liked. It was just me and them casually playing basketball, and when I tossed the ball, it bounced off the hoop and hit me right in the face.

No big deal, but at the time I was still easily brought to tears from pain, so the tears they did a'come. I kinda looked the other way and tried to shake it off: I was so embarrassed!

I think they knew though, which is actually cool because they thought nothing of it. I remember being suggested to sorta repeatedly tap my nose with the palm of my hand. Hehe

[MADWACZ]

One friend of my, borrowed his steam to his friend . It’s changed accounts profile from a Volvo to hot lady and so it took an VACation. I told that don’t want be friends on steam because of the Ban . He replied that he didn’t know that his account was banned. I told that in front him and his mother , she was disappointed .

[Subtlety is Divinity]

That was a bit rude I'm sorry, but Gui you don't need to act like I'm a demon. You yourself deleted me and readded me about 20 times saying "you want to be my friend, but fear hurting me", and of course I being the female have to be the man. I'm sorry if this seems rude, but you change your mind way too much. One moment you want to be my friend and are nice to me, the next you are completely against me and my being, and block me. Even if I have done nothing to provoke such behaivor. I don't appreciate such evil comments

[CharmingRax]

make the story longer and you got some how i met your mother show going on :D or that show called 12 reasons or smth on netflix

[SnusHead]

Escrito originalmente por IDF Agent VRSV:

Potatos

"Potatos" --> Banned!

R.I.P.

[Hydra]

lol what the hell is this

[Dawido]

I eated sandwich today, it was fine.
This is my story

[Rhila]

why pumping old thread? to tell us about your sandwich story

[Vieirinha]

ok

[Vince ✟]

The actor from the Warlock films is still missing and presumed dead at this point. He went hiking around Mt Baldy and never returned.

Random missing hiker news.
Cheers.

[MADWACZ]

Necro!!

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