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Great minds think alike.
Ex-husband & ex-wife meet in front of my work as per their court custody exchange of said child on some random Tuesday morning. Exchange goes sour, verbal dispute entails, then it turns physical, then the ex-wife shoots the husband. Silly people.
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Subject is arrested and brought to our detention center prior to being taken to the county jail. Subject somehow scales the walls of the cell and manages to pry open the ceiling tiles and mounts his daring escape. The subject inadvertently puts too much weight on a ceiling tile with no support beam (lots don't have them, this building was built in the 60s and is old) and falls through the ceiling and into one of our Captain's offices. He did not collect $200.00 and went straight to jail.
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One of our now Captain's prior to being said Captain was part of our SWAT division (prior to me working at the department) and was called out for something with the rest of the unit. Prior to entering said building, they broke a window and popped a flashbang through said broken window; device started a fire. Fire burned down part of the house. Whops!
Sees wrecked van with bodies all over.
Feels weird, drives past then stops to help as he is EMT
Looks back, all the victims are all up and there are more people.
Drives for the hills.
I am two away from the source of they legend so, hey I believe it.
Wut?
Two guys get drunk and decide to throw some bricks through some windows. First guy picks up a brick and throws it. Brick bounces off the bulletproof glass, hits his buddy in the forehead, and knocks him out. So the guy picks up a second brick, throws it at the window. Second brick bounces off the bulletproof glass, hits him in the head, knocks him out. I'm guessing the moral of the story is: Don't do drugs, or you'll do something stupid and wake up in an FBI holding cell.
The home was owned by an elderly lady.
The criminal sued that lady for his injuries on her own private property he was attempting to rob, yet still one the case. In that state, it was a legal loophole, a visitor, friend, even a traspasser on your property, if injured... the owner is liable. They have since added a "Duties to Trespassers" cause.