How to shuffle dance like a pro!

[Westdog01]

So... you want to shuffle dance eh?

Alrighty then! Follow these instructions and you will be shuffling like a boss in no time!


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Alright, here is how you master the shuffle dance.

You go to your local Mcdonalds and ask for a Mr. StickyKeys.

They will give you an email and you must contact it.

They will give you instructions. 

Once those instructions are completed you should have a shuffle mastering relic.

To use it you have to extract human blood from another human. Preferably dead ones.

This is where it gets to the good stuff: Get a large bucket of human blood (from the same human. mixed blood types dont work) and drop the relic in. Then chant these words: Shuffle me, shuffle. Shuffle me, shuffle.

Do that about 10 times and you will start to feel queasy. Do not worry, this is all supposed to happen. You will black out and wake up in a dark dimension with fire burning everywhere.

You will see a man in front of you named Fulsthur and you will confront him. He will stick his hand on your head and chant some words. (I couldn't make out what he said.)

You will black out again and wake up in your bed.

Then turn on some music and you will be able to do the shuffle dance like a pro!

But don't forget! Every night you must chant these words: Hail the dark lord of shuffles.

And there you have it! You are now a pro at shuffling! I hope this helps out.

[※Tapu Lele※]

Huh?

[Westdog01]

Originally posted by ❀Snowflake❀:

Huh?

Just follow the instructions, then you will understand.

[76561198034396398]

my Raver days are well behind me,still i love the watching the Shuffle battles on Youtube..Techno always evolving...if i tried this i'd break something
https://youtu.be/mfSIcx1YgVE

[Feetlover20988]

woulnt this be a guide?

[(N☆G) Jackal ★JJ★]

Shuffle dancing is mostly for girls, every shuffle guy dancer ive come across looked extremely dumb doing it.. and I go to A LOT of raves and concerts in a year

[Dominic]

Why not just buy a deck of cards and shuffle them and say you are dancing with your hands?

[Comet]

Instructions unclear.
Got syringe stuck at my dead sisters body.

[76561198034396398]

there's no room at Raves ( in the past there never was ),you dance on the spot,while i like the style it's not practical

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Everyday
you're shufflin'

[Westdog01]

Originally posted by TheBrady95:

Instructions unclear.
Got syringe stuck at my dead sisters body.

No, you were doing it right. You just aren't supposed to get it STUCK.

[Busulon]

Originally posted by Evil Doctor Porkchop:

my Raver days are well behind me,still i love the watching the Shuffle battles on Youtube..Techno always evolving...if i tried this i'd break something
https://youtu.be/mfSIcx1YgVE

I have half a mind to believe they summon ice under their feet and just use that to slide.

[Westdog01]

Originally posted by Power Panther:

Originally posted by Evil Doctor Porkchop:

my Raver days are well behind me,still i love the watching the Shuffle battles on Youtube..Techno always evolving...if i tried this i'd break something
https://youtu.be/mfSIcx1YgVE

I have half a mind to believe they summon ice under their feet and just use that to slide.

They do. The dark lord of shuffles gives them the powers to do so. At the cost of their souls of course.

[Busulon]

Originally posted by Westdog01:

Originally posted by Power Panther:

I have half a mind to believe they summon ice under their feet and just use that to slide.

They do. The dark lord of shuffles gives them the powers to do so. At the cost of their souls of course.

Can I offer my uncle's soul instead?

[Westdog01]

Originally posted by Power Panther:

Originally posted by Westdog01:

They do. The dark lord of shuffles gives them the powers to do so. At the cost of their souls of course.

Can I offer my uncle's soul instead?

Sure. I have offered another man's soul before and it has worked like a charm.