To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Steam

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Ranocai 9. říj. 2017 v 17.45

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Steam. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the community of Steam's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into it's characterisation - it's personal philosophy draws heavily from Robert Aunger literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Steam truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in community members' existencial catchphrase "All Hail Gaben," which itself is a cryptic reference to a commentary node of the Gravel Pit in Team Fortress 2. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Gabe Newell's genius unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Steam tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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peppermint hollows 9. říj. 2017 v 21.08

¿dlǝɥ původně napsal:
Briliant. This post makes you come off as some pompous ass, but it's actually a satire on the actual pompous asses on steam. You speak of our subtle humor and how fools wouldn't understand, yet you do it in a way that makes fun of the people who genuinley believe they are superior because of this. You signify it's satire by presenting the ridiculous notion of having a Steam tatoo on your genitals. An excellent mockery of all people!

Fwa ha, I'm so fine and proper~:emofdr:

It's an edited copypasta. Don't think too hard on it.

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Nevu 9. říj. 2017 v 21.09

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand War Thunder. The grinding curve is extremely steep, and without a solid grasp of the Russian language most of the jokes will go over a typical player's head. There's also Gaijin's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their tech trees - their business philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the bias to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike War Thunder truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Gaijin's existential catchphrase "Balance )))" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those Wehraboos scratching their heads in confusion as Gaijin's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have an IS-6 tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the NKVD's eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 1.0 BR points of my own (preferably lower) be forehand.

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s 9. říj. 2017 v 21.12

You see, I have a very high IQ. Do you want to know why? Well, I'll tell you anyways, I have a high IQ because I watch this amazing television show (which to my surprise piqued my interest unlike many other television shows) Rick and Morty. This show is remarkably intellectual (Like me, mind you) and not like any other animated shows. My most favorite joke from the show is "WUBALUBADUBDUB" it makes me giddy inside and knowing the common folk wont understand the joke makes me laugh even harder!

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CharmingRax 9. říj. 2017 v 21.12

if u want to challenge your brain for some calculations and predictions.
play competitive pokemon.
i don't wanna explain the whole system and tiers and things you have to know.
its too much

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CharmingRax 9. říj. 2017 v 21.14

dasdasdasd původně napsal:
You see, I have a very high IQ. Do you want to know why? Well, I'll tell you anyways, I have a high IQ because I watch this amazing television show (which to my surprise piqued my interest unlike many other television shows) Rick and Morty. This show is remarkably intellectual (Like me, mind you) and not like any other animated shows. My most favorite joke from the show is "WUBALUBADUBDUB" it makes me giddy inside and knowing the common folk wont understand the joke makes me laugh even harder!

people wont understand that joke because they are normal
almost 100% of those rick and morty fans are morons.

#rickandmortyfanbasesucks.

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s 9. říj. 2017 v 21.31

CharmingRax původně napsal:
dasdasdasd původně napsal:
You see, I have a very high IQ. Do you want to know why? Well, I'll tell you anyways, I have a high IQ because I watch this amazing television show (which to my surprise piqued my interest unlike many other television shows) Rick and Morty. This show is remarkably intellectual (Like me, mind you) and not like any other animated shows. My most favorite joke from the show is "WUBALUBADUBDUB" it makes me giddy inside and knowing the common folk wont understand the joke makes me laugh even harder!
people wont understand that joke because they are normal
almost 100% of those rick and morty fans are morons.

#rickandmortyfanbasesucks.

Teenagers and man children according to who? You? What is your standard? I'm a fan of Rick and Morty, and I've been watching since episode one. Most of my friends who are scientists love the show, because it has a sense of humor and plot lines that you need a STEM mind simply to follow, let alone interpret and appreciate. Most of the people who diss the show are standard literature, philosophy, sociology a business majors who would rather watch ♥♥♥♥ like The Office or How I Met Your Mother and other ♥♥♥♥-tier shows. Get off your high horse

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CharmingRax 9. říj. 2017 v 21.34

dasdasdasd původně napsal:
CharmingRax původně napsal:
people wont understand that joke because they are normal
almost 100% of those rick and morty fans are morons.

#rickandmortyfanbasesucks.
Teenagers and man children according to who? You? What is your standard? I'm a fan of Rick and Morty, and I've been watching since episode one. Most of my friends who are scientists love the show, because it has a sense of humor and plot lines that you need a STEM mind simply to follow, let alone interpret and appreciate. Most of the people who diss the show are standard literature, philosophy, sociology a business majors who would rather watch ♥♥♥♥ like The Office or How I Met Your Mother and other ♥♥♥♥-tier shows. Get off your high horse

hey.
i watch how i met you mother..
and rick and morty.
the thing is.
rick and morty is a cartoon.
whe should respect it as a cartoon not as a real life thing.
rick is immortal because he is a cartoon. he can be revived in any possible way.
we in the real world can't do that.
you know the saying. you can't escape death.
and dude....
those shows have like 8-9 seasons. ( that means it has a big story line. himym started from 2003 all the way to 2013-2014.
rick and morty is a show that takes alot of inspiration. that means that the show will soon end. meaby in 3 years because the 4th season may take a while. what PBH said.

Naposledy upravil CharmingRax; 9. říj. 2017 v 21.36

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s 9. říj. 2017 v 21.39

CharmingRax původně napsal:
dasdasdasd původně napsal:
Teenagers and man children according to who? You? What is your standard? I'm a fan of Rick and Morty, and I've been watching since episode one. Most of my friends who are scientists love the show, because it has a sense of humor and plot lines that you need a STEM mind simply to follow, let alone interpret and appreciate. Most of the people who diss the show are standard literature, philosophy, sociology a business majors who would rather watch ♥♥♥♥ like The Office or How I Met Your Mother and other ♥♥♥♥-tier shows. Get off your high horse
hey.
i watch how i met you mother..
and rick and morty.
the thing is.
rick and morty is a cartoon.
whe should respect it as a cartoon not as a real life thing.
rick is immortal because he is a cartoon. he can be revived in any possible way.
we in the real world can't do that.
you know the saying. you can't escape death.
and dude....
those shows have like 8-9 seasons. ( that means it has a big story line. himym started from 2003 all the way to 2013-2014.
rick and morty is a show that takes alot of inspiration. that means that the show will soon end. meaby in 3 years because the 4th season may take a while. what PBH said.

When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world. As for you, I cannot happen to say the same. As you clearly see, you weren't introduced to the same exposure I was of watching Rick and Morty.

#23

Nevu 9. říj. 2017 v 21.41

dasdasdasd původně napsal:
CharmingRax původně napsal:
hey.
i watch how i met you mother..
and rick and morty.
the thing is.
rick and morty is a cartoon.
whe should respect it as a cartoon not as a real life thing.
rick is immortal because he is a cartoon. he can be revived in any possible way.
we in the real world can't do that.
you know the saying. you can't escape death.
and dude....
those shows have like 8-9 seasons. ( that means it has a big story line. himym started from 2003 all the way to 2013-2014.
rick and morty is a show that takes alot of inspiration. that means that the show will soon end. meaby in 3 years because the 4th season may take a while. what PBH said.
When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world. As for you, I cannot happen to say the same. As you clearly see, you weren't introduced to the same exposure I was of watching Rick and Morty.

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Naposledy upravil Nevu; 9. říj. 2017 v 21.42

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s 9. říj. 2017 v 21.47

Dai Nevuvio původně napsal:
dasdasdasd původně napsal:
When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world. As for you, I cannot happen to say the same. As you clearly see, you weren't introduced to the same exposure I was of watching Rick and Morty.
Smart people HATE him! Click to find out this 1 neat trick that'll boost your IQ!

Hi I'm 13 and I just started watching Rick and Morty and I can tell you for a fact it's my favorite show!!. Lik the one time Ricky said said there's probably like no good !!!! i was agreeing so much I'am smarter then you're average fidget spinner teen at middle school to even though I have one. I may be young but I'm smarter then every theist on earth basically the show is also really deep when they said like no one was born for a reason I was so blown away as they must have big balls to say that on tv so I told my friends on minecraft and they agree too. LOL once when my mom took me to McDonald's I asked for the Mulan dipping sauce and the dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ didn't even get the reference XD One time in class i evan shouted "I'm PICKLE RIIIICK!" and Mrs.Janice told me to go outside i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate that ♥♥♥♥ school is for dumb ppl just like what Rick said, i m too smart for such imbicells. But yeah I love Rick and Morty and I'm actually smart enough to get it to. My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. ". I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.

Naposledy upravil s; 9. říj. 2017 v 21.47

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CharmingRax 9. říj. 2017 v 21.49

dasdasdasd původně napsal:
CharmingRax původně napsal:
hey.
i watch how i met you mother..
and rick and morty.
the thing is.
rick and morty is a cartoon.
whe should respect it as a cartoon not as a real life thing.
rick is immortal because he is a cartoon. he can be revived in any possible way.
we in the real world can't do that.
you know the saying. you can't escape death.
and dude....
those shows have like 8-9 seasons. ( that means it has a big story line. himym started from 2003 all the way to 2013-2014.
rick and morty is a show that takes alot of inspiration. that means that the show will soon end. meaby in 3 years because the 4th season may take a while. what PBH said.
When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world. As for you, I cannot happen to say the same. As you clearly see, you weren't introduced to the same exposure I was of watching Rick and Morty.

You sure are a rick and morty fanboy.
Pathetic.

Watching a cartoon wont make you smart.
Remember that

Naposledy upravil CharmingRax; 9. říj. 2017 v 21.50

#26

s 9. říj. 2017 v 21.53

CharmingRax původně napsal:
dasdasdasd původně napsal:
When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world. As for you, I cannot happen to say the same. As you clearly see, you weren't introduced to the same exposure I was of watching Rick and Morty.
You sure are a rick and morty fanboy.
Pathetic.

Watching a cartoon wont make you smart.
Remember that

Excuse me it doesn't make you smart? Today my 12 year old son and I walked into harvard to sign him up for college. The dean rudly asked what a 12 year old was doing signing up for such a prestigious institute like harvard. My son took of to reveal his Rick and Morty shirt and proclaimed "Well you see sir I watch Rick and Morty". A look of confusion came over the deans face and I have never been so proud. The dean quickly made sure to appologize to my son but it was too late, the police rushed in and dragged him out. My son passed all his classes with 4.0s and graduated top of his class in the first day of college.

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