Evil morty isn't evil

AVINE 2017年10月27日 18時46分

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

#1

Dyne 2017年10月27日 18時48分

Get schwifty

#2

Sorokin 2017年10月27日 19時00分

ＡＶＩＮＥ の投稿を引用：
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

To be fair this is old and the the fact that ur using it shows your not one one of the cool kids
Nothin personnel weeb 😎

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Sorokin 2017年10月27日 19時01分

VRSVSHOTTUBE の投稿を引用：
Walking home today, some ♥♥♥♥er bumped into me and instantly started talking♥♥♥♥♥♥about IQ meme being the best meme. I tried to remain calm and explain to him that bazinga was actually the best meme, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like "to be fair" and I lost it. Punched him right in his IQ meme loving ♥♥♥♥ face.

I hate that IQ meme so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much.

Wow did you make that yourself?
Im so horny

#4

Dyne 2017年10月27日 19時02分

Rick and Morty IS for people with high IQs. I do not care how many times the trolls of this group spam the popular "To be fair, you need a high IQ" post with sarcastic and mocking intent. You act as a hive mind, a flock of Jerrys, if you will, who envy the smart-minded, wishing to become one of us. You deflect your idiocy onto us, putting us in the negative light. In reality, we are superior beings. We are the Ricks, and you are just the Mortys, making us look even smarter in comparison.
As Albert Einstein, an extremely smart historical figure whom people like the trolls surely do not know, once said: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.".
Do us Ricks a favour; leave this group And NEVER return. You wouldn't want people like us getting angry.

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King Of Nothing 2017年10月27日 19時02分

I wonder if people have a copy of the copypasta saved on their computers to use any time they need.

最近の変更はKing Of Nothingが行いました; 2017年10月27日 19時03分

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Sorokin 2017年10月27日 19時03分

Bastion の投稿を引用：
Get schwifty

The only one here thats not a meme but kinda is
Noones really sure but im sure this comment will reach cool status when "get shwifty" reaches cool meme status

#7

Sorokin 2017年10月27日 19時05分

Bastion の投稿を引用：
Rick and Morty IS for people with high IQs. I do not care how many times the trolls of this group spam the popular "To be fair, you need a high IQ" post with sarcastic and mocking intent. You act as a hive mind, a flock of Jerrys, if you will, who envy the smart-minded, wishing to become one of us. You deflect your idiocy onto us, putting us in the negative light. In reality, we are superior beings. We are the Ricks, and you are just the Mortys, making us look even smarter in comparison.
As Albert Einstein, an extremely smart historical figure whom people like the trolls surely do not know, once said: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.".
Do us Ricks a favour; leave this group And NEVER return. You wouldn't want people like us getting angry.

Is this a another "funny" copypasta or are you just being kinda funny (but not really) to yourself

最近の変更はSorokinが行いました; 2017年10月27日 19時05分

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s 2017年10月27日 19時06分

When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world.Today my 12 year old son and I walked into harvard to sign him up for college. The dean rudly asked what a 12 year old was doing signing up for such a prestigious institute like harvard. My son took of to reveal his Rick and Morty shirt and proclaimed "Well you see sir I watch Rick and Morty". A look of confusion came over the deans face and I have never been so proud. The dean quickly made sure to appologize to my son but it was too late, the police rushed in and dragged him out. My son passed all his classes with 4.0s and graduated top of his class in the first day of college.

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Dyne 2017年10月27日 19時07分

Narc の投稿を引用：
Bastion の投稿を引用：
Rick and Morty IS for people with high IQs. I do not care how many times the trolls of this group spam the popular "To be fair, you need a high IQ" post with sarcastic and mocking intent. You act as a hive mind, a flock of Jerrys, if you will, who envy the smart-minded, wishing to become one of us. You deflect your idiocy onto us, putting us in the negative light. In reality, we are superior beings. We are the Ricks, and you are just the Mortys, making us look even smarter in comparison.
As Albert Einstein, an extremely smart historical figure whom people like the trolls surely do not know, once said: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.".
Do us Ricks a favour; leave this group And NEVER return. You wouldn't want people like us getting angry.
Is this a another "funny" copypasta or are you just being kinda funny (but not really) to yourself

No it's not funny, I am just trying to fit in :(

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Sorokin 2017年10月27日 19時07分

dasdasdasd の投稿を引用：
When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world.Today my 12 year old son and I walked into harvard to sign him up for college. The dean rudly asked what a 12 year old was doing signing up for such a prestigious institute like harvard. My son took of to reveal his Rick and Morty shirt and proclaimed "Well you see sir I watch Rick and Morty". A look of confusion came over the deans face and I have never been so proud. The dean quickly made sure to appologize to my son but it was too late, the police rushed in and dragged him out. My son passed all his classes with 4.0s and graduated top of his class in the first day of college.

Whoever told you copypastas are funny should burn themselves and their degenerative offspring

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Sorokin 2017年10月27日 19時12分

Bastion の投稿を引用：
Narc の投稿を引用：
Is this a another "funny" copypasta or are you just being kinda funny (but not really) to yourself
No it's not funny, I am just trying to fit in :(

Thats why you came to some backwater discussion site where noone cares about your identity to post a "meme" everybody else does in hopes of being considered "cool" i want to live where the standards are so low so i can be considered a rockstar legend

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Mossy Snake 2017年10月27日 19時12分

Narc の投稿を引用：
dasdasdasd の投稿を引用：
When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world.Today my 12 year old son and I walked into harvard to sign him up for college. The dean rudly asked what a 12 year old was doing signing up for such a prestigious institute like harvard. My son took of to reveal his Rick and Morty shirt and proclaimed "Well you see sir I watch Rick and Morty". A look of confusion came over the deans face and I have never been so proud. The dean quickly made sure to appologize to my son but it was too late, the police rushed in and dragged him out. My son passed all his classes with 4.0s and graduated top of his class in the first day of college.
Whoever told you copypastas are funny should burn themselves and their degenerative offspring

For years I have been perfecting the Do The Mario dance. I have managed to perfect the movements of a schizophrenic drunkard and perfectly sync it with music, however I have yet to discover the secret of Lou Albano's teleportation technique, I shall never complete my art if I cannot adopt his abilities. Has all of my hard work just been for nothing?

Somebody save me from the dark labyrinth I have lost myself in. It's cold, Lou Albano's voice taunts me, his words "just like that" echo constantly, he knows I have not perfected his sacred dance, I am a failure in his eyes.

God has left me unfinished.

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I thought Evil Morty was evil, and was controlling the Ricks the entire time?

I haven't watched R'n'M since Season 1, so...

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s 2017年10月27日 19時13分

Narc の投稿を引用：
dasdasdasd の投稿を引用：
When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world.Today my 12 year old son and I walked into harvard to sign him up for college. The dean rudly asked what a 12 year old was doing signing up for such a prestigious institute like harvard. My son took of to reveal his Rick and Morty shirt and proclaimed "Well you see sir I watch Rick and Morty". A look of confusion came over the deans face and I have never been so proud. The dean quickly made sure to appologize to my son but it was too late, the police rushed in and dragged him out. My son passed all his classes with 4.0s and graduated top of his class in the first day of college.
Whoever told you copypastas are funny should burn themselves and their degenerative offspring

says the idiot who doesn't watch r&m

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Dyne 2017年10月27日 19時13分

Narc の投稿を引用：
Bastion の投稿を引用：
No it's not funny, I am just trying to fit in :(
Thats why you came to some backwater discussion site where noone cares about your identity to post a "meme" everybody else does in hopes of being considered "cool" i want to live where the standards are so low so i can be considered a rockstar legend

Yes, I did

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