I'm fat

[THIS HUMAN IS DEAD]

...and every single trait of my personality helps me maintain and increase my weight. Despite all the problems my obesity causes me I have zero motivation to do anything.

What should I do?

[Gork]

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Początkowo opublikowane przez Space:

grass-fed butter

I don't know what they're selling wherever you're from, but I ain't never seen a butter that can eat grass.

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and make bulletproof coffee for the mornings.

...What? I don't drink coffee. In the morning I drink tea, water, mikl or some soft drinks if I have any.

What are these weird terms nowadays? Butter that can eat grass, coffee that can stop bullets, what's going on?

We're on the brink of revolutionizing food into military strength. Instead of giving our soldiers kevlar vests and helmets we'll give them a sip of coffee.

[fatslob27]

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If you have zero motivation to do anything, then there's nothing we can tell you. All you'll do is say that you don't wanna.
Bottom line is get off your ass and work for what you want, or stick as a slob and get fatter everyday. It's your body and your life. We don't care.

[76561198414681625]

why do you use alts?

[Space]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Saphayla:

Początkowo opublikowane przez Space:

grass-fed butter

I don't know what they're selling wherever you're from, but I ain't never seen a butter that can eat grass.

Początkowo opublikowane przez Space:

and make bulletproof coffee for the mornings.

...What? I don't drink coffee. In the morning I drink tea, water, mikl or some soft drinks if I have any.

What are these weird terms nowadays? Butter that can eat grass, coffee that can stop bullets, what's going on?

Bulletproof tea also works :D

[BossGalaga]

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...and every single trait of my personality helps me maintain and increase my weight. Despite all the problems my obesity causes me I have zero motivation to do anything.

What should I do?

If it helps you, you could try treating exercise like a game. You could imagine that you're increasing your stats.

https://www.polygon.com/2014/4/22/5625906/weight-loss-mmo-video-game

Here's a free immersive walk/jog/running app where you have to out-walk/jog/run zombies.
https://zombiesrungame.com/

[Naedmi]

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...and every single trait of my personality helps me maintain and increase my weight. Despite all the problems my obesity causes me I have zero motivation to do anything.

What should I do?

If it helps you, you could try treating exercise like a game. You could imagine that you're increasing your stats.

https://www.polygon.com/2014/4/22/5625906/weight-loss-mmo-video-game

Here's a free immersive walk/jog/running app where you have to out-walk/jog/run zombies.
https://zombiesrungame.com/

Pokemon Go is also okay for walking, jogging or running if you're okay with stopping to catch them every once in a while.

[HypersleepyNaputunia]

i played the zombie running game, its ok