OFFICIAL ARTIFACT HATE MEGATHREAD

[Schizoman]

Post any comments you find regarding Artifact hate, related memes, images, videos, etc. Hopefully Valve sees this and refrains from being idiotic in the future.

Let me make one thing clear. Valve's developer/hiring policies have been terrible for a long time, I think this bombshell of a decision should be the spark that ignites this discussion. Valve has prioritized minor conviences for their workers over the attention of their core fans. That's why a company like Blizzard, as callous and stupid as they can be, can beat them so easily.

Several youtube comments I saw.

You see this Valve? You see this reaction? DOTA may be your most popular game in terms of players, but the people who play it are NOT your core fans. All the top comments here are begging for TF2 content, updates for CSGO, Portal 3 and HL3. NOT some ridiculous spinoff of an overhyped MOBA with P2W mechanics. NOT a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ VR headset that costs too much and is lacking in content. Listen to the disappointed reaction of all these people who thought this was some new IP, some groundbreaking new thing that would justify your utter incompetence and lack of content over the past half decade, only for their hopes to be crushed. This is what the majority of your fans are feeling now. Your hiring policies and working policies need to change. The idea that you prioritize your workers over your fans is cute, the quality of your games and the money you make from Steam may keep you relevant, but unless you start to change that, you will be in for a rude awakening. At the rate you communicate with your fans, you'll understand that nobody wants♥♥♥♥♥♥like this 3 years after it's released and met with little success.

You have literally broken my heart. I haven't been this disappointed in so long I can't even remember. You took 30% of all the profits from Steam and made a card game. A mother♥♥♥♥ing card game. I can understand you not wanting to make sequels to your big games because you're looking to new type of games that you can explore and make better. But this is what you give me in return. A mother♥♥♥♥ing card game. I'm not even gonna bother hoping that this will be any better or more playable than Heartstone, I'm sure it'll be exactly as bad. Unplayable unless you sink hundreds of dollars into it. I got into making games because of you people, this is like seeing your own dad get drunk at your birthday, beating up your mom and then taking a big giant steaming♥♥♥♥♥♥on your birthday cake. I think you actually managed to kill my spirit, that's where it dies, in a youtube comment section for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game nobody wants and that you're making because you somehow want even more money. What the ♥♥♥♥ are you even using all the money you make from Steam, Dota and CSGO for if this is what you release. I just don't even know what to say.

Well done, Valve. Not only can you not count to 3, you can't even be counted on.

Videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvn4sF-LUnc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q03JDvwxQY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEKs8bGDtfI

[Aznees]

This is just becoming a bunch of different circlejerks arguing over which circlejerk is more fun to jerk in.

[Mossy Snake]

Publicado originalmente por BossGalaga:

Publicado originalmente por Insanity Wolf-Chan:

And yet I would rather play a complete no glitches run of SM64 than spend 5 minutes playing HL2. Funny about that.

Super Mario 64 is not free of bugs or glitches. Funny about that.

It's actually extremely buggy at times.

It's possible to beat the entire game without beating a stage by side-jumping through the doors.

[Aquapura]

Publicado originalmente por I have the Gay:

This is just becoming a bunch of different circlejerks arguing over which circlejerk is more fun to jerk in.

Blame wolf-kun or whoever the ♥♥♥♥

[Grim Reaper]

Publicado originalmente por Insanity Wolf-Chan:

Publicado originalmente por YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL:

okay graphics?

it has come to my attention that you are talking about them how they are now.

I mention HL2's graphics because everybody praised the ♥♥♥♥ out of its graphics in the day, but once you leave the doctor's lab, with all the pretty light bending test tubes and magnifying glasses, the rest of the game is just one of the blandest worlds I have ever had the displeasure of exploring. It's not atmospheric, it's just grey city scapes, and then some dusty road, and then more bland city scapes.

While I admit to not getting very far into the game, I have seen screenshots and gameplay footage that takes place much later in the game and it's just more of the same edgy grey on grey environments.

N64 games might not hold up technologically, but at least they're still visually appealing.

Publicado originalmente por YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL:

super mario 64 is just nostalgia

And HL2 isn't?

Publicado originalmente por YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL:

half life 2 is still better then super mario 64 in 2017

And yet I would rather play a complete no glitches run of SM64 than spend 5 minutes playing HL2. Funny about that.

Publicado originalmente por YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL:

almost none of the above are fps games.

Well spotted! Do you want a cookie?

i was talking by todays standards.
i played sm64 a year before hl2 so it isnt nostalgia.
bowser looks like he was raped by 5 mechanical drills.
mario goes from slow to faster then light.
the level design in the later stages is pretty bad.
there is nothing eventfull to make you feel like you are in it.

hl2 has some pretty decent graphics and atmosphere in the chapters ,ravenholm,high way section,the citadel.
ravenholm made you wanna leave asap
highway 17 felt like you are truly exploring and interacting with people in a wasted land.
city 17 feels like an epic raid of a city.
and the citadel has got to be one of the most epic final hour in a game ( apart from the boss that one sucks )

[Aznees]

Publicado originalmente por Beta:

Publicado originalmente por I have the Gay:

This is just becoming a bunch of different circlejerks arguing over which circlejerk is more fun to jerk in.

Blame wolf-kun or whoever the ♥♥♥♥

I partially do.

[Abisha]

so who is more stupid the fans waiting 10 years for half life 3 or company that not give what their fans want.

I guess the fans since money alway's flow

[Schizoman]

Publicado originalmente por Abisha:

so who is more stupid the fans waiting 10 years for half life 3 or company that not give what their fans want.

I guess the fans since money alway's flow

I for one knew Valve became just another company years ago.

I harbor a special resentment to companies like Valve and Nintendo because they put on this mask, this elaborate act that they care about their fans, then they do ♥♥♥♥ like this that proves they don't care at all, they just do what makes the most money. Then they might apologize, but then they do it again.

[76561198292631324]

Yea, lets all buy this game to write it a negative review:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/532920/The_Artifact/

[Sun Praisa']

Publicado originalmente por The Consumerist:

Yea, lets all buy this game to write it a negative review:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/532920/The_Artifact/

That's THE Artifact.
Not "Artifact."

[76561198292631324]

So what is the Artifact you talk about?

[Sun Praisa']

Publicado originalmente por The Consumerist:

So what is the Artifact you talk about?

Artifact: The Dota Trading Card game

[Aznees]

Publicado originalmente por Sun Praisa':

Publicado originalmente por The Consumerist:

So what is the Artifact you talk about?

Artifact: The Dota Trading Card game

Coming 2k18

[76561198292631324]

Publicado originalmente por I have the Gay:

Publicado originalmente por Sun Praisa':

Artifact: The Dota Trading Card game

Coming 2k18

I see, well, I see you would like to criticize in advance.

[Sun Praisa']

The trailer of Artifact on Youtube has a bunch of thumbs down lmao

[Aznees]

Publicado originalmente por Sun Praisa':

The trailer of Artifact on Youtube has a bunch of thumbs down lmao

Because TCGs are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash.