You are caught in a zombie apocolypse with 3 weapons, what are they?

[Trickster of Katana's]

The laws/availability of the weapons in your country don't apply.

1) Longsword/Hand-and-a-half Sword, it is as light as a sword that you are gonna get, has the reach advantage against zombies while remaining light for a sword to use, they are brilliant against light-armour which the zombies have no armour and I can use the crossguard as a sub-par hammer, the only problem is that due to the length it might be a bit awkward to carry but I think with good placement it won't be to to bad.

2) High draw-weight Crossbow, I wanted a range weapon which can stealthily snipe zombies, with modern crossbows I believe you can get sights and it would be easier to pull the string back to attach the bolts and with a crossbow you can wait for the right moment to shoot unlike a bow and takes less skill unlike a bow.
I want the high draw-weight to make sure the zombie will die or be crippled.

3) Pistol (Focus on reliability and magazine size, apologies for no actual gun names I am not familiar with guns), when stuff hits the fan I want to know I have a weapon which has a lot of killing power and I can always rely on, having a revolver would be fun but I don't need the excess power, I was thinking of bringing a rifle but with a longsword and a crossbow things would get a little too heavy and I would most likely panic and waste ammo.

[Loc⁧⁧h]

I just need one thing to survive the Zombie Apocalypse.
A TARDIS.

[Pixelpusher]

TBH I'd use or makes something very similar to the pipe weapons from fallout 4

[generalBF]

No one mentioned boomarangs? Unlike firearms, it requires no ammo.
So, a sword, a boomarang, and an AK-47 (influence from L4D2)

[Legostyle03]

Publicado originalmente por MURSWAGGA:

No one mentioned boomarangs? Unlike firearms, it requires no ammo.
So, a sword, a boomarang, and an AK-47 (influence from L4D2)

A boomerang does almost no damage id imagine

[Swarmfly]

A Beretta 92 in one hand, a M1911 pistol in the other hand, and a baseball bat with a nail driven though it.

The classic!

[Marioalexsan]

"Despite these notions and similar claims by a few European writers, there is no independently contemporaneous record of any aboriginal peoples using a returning boomerang as a weapon." -Wikipedia

[Marioalexsan]

Publicado originalmente por Commissar Maverick:

A Beretta 92 in one hand, a M1911 pistol in the other hand, and a baseball bat with a nail driven though it.

The classic!

Akimbo is wasting ammo.
Yeah cool and stuff ... but...

[Mossy Snake]

A couple of lego bricks, a splintery piece of wood, and a stack of paper.

The zombies will be cut up and bleeding before they can reach me.

[Marioalexsan]

Publicado originalmente por MossyRathalos:

A couple of lego bricks, a splintery piece of wood, and a stack of paper.

The zombies will be cut up and bleeding before they can reach me.

Add some Nokias for brutalities

[We are in the Beam]

Publicado originalmente por Marioalexsan:

Publicado originalmente por MossyRathalos:

A couple of lego bricks, a splintery piece of wood, and a stack of paper.

The zombies will be cut up and bleeding before they can reach me.

Add some Nokias for brutalities

Use a Nokia on a stick as a mace.

[Marioalexsan]

Publicado originalmente por Conway:

Publicado originalmente por Marioalexsan:

Add some Nokias for brutalities

Use a Nokia on a stick as a mace.

Smelt Nokias into Nokium in a lego furnace and use it to craft Nokium bullets.

[Trickster of Katana's]

Publicado originalmente por Beta:

Everyone has huge boners for katanas

Because they would be one of the best melee weapons against zombies?

Publicado originalmente por the number twelve looks like you:

Publicado originalmente por Trickster Of Expensive Tactics:

Im not sure if you're sarcastic or not, traditional katanas couldn't cut through metal.

It was meant to be sarcastic.

Good job! It's hard to make good sarcastic comments these days! They need to be hars to detect imo.

[Drab]

Asparagus
A mistletoe
Bambi's mother.

[Marioalexsan]

Publicado originalmente por Trickster Of Expensive Tactics:

Publicado originalmente por Beta:

Everyone has huge boners for katanas

Because they would be one of the best melee weapons against zombies?

Publicado originalmente por the number twelve looks like you:

It was meant to be sarcastic.

Good job! It's hard to make good sarcastic comments these days! They need to be hars to detect imo.

It was uncalled howether.
Isn't sarcasm used against stupid annoying people?

[smoka-cola]

why would it matter assuming you can just find or make more.

flamethrower
8 ga. shotgun
probably some kind of beretta or a fireaxe wrapped in razorwire