The Emoji Movie MEGA Thread

[Tsar Butterfly]

Current RT Score: 6%
Current Metacritic Score: 10/100
Box Office: $25.7 million on its opening weekend. Finished 2nd this weekend ahead of Girls Trip but behind Dunkirk.
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From the Washington Post:

“It’s great when the critics and audiences are in sync but in the end it comes down to: Has the film reached the intended audience?” said Adrian Smith, Sony’s president of domestic distribution. “Seeing these results, it clearly has.”

Sony is expecting the film, which cost an estimated $50 million to produce, to play well for the rest of the summer.
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Sony's other awful animated film:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCtp84nKmJw

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This movie should be buried with all them atari 2600 carts of E.T..

[Mossy Snake]

Messaggio originale di Brushwood Bran:

Messaggio originale di Kung Fu Sandwich:

It's a lazy and cynical cash grab thought up by a bunch of over paid hacks in a board room somewhere.
"What do kids like these days?"
"Emoji's!!"
"Great idea!"

Zero imagination or integrity and you thought they were scraping the bottom of the barrel by making Cars 3?
What next? The fidget spinner movie?

"I'm a fidget spinner. Everyone in my town wants to spin clockwise, but I want to spin counterclockwise! No one understands me, I need to go on an adventure to find myself!"

http://store.steampowered.com/app/657200/Hand_Simulator/

[Ëvïlnïck8 ゴゴゴ]

Lets send this movie out in space to scare away any aliens.


But i want to with them since this planet is now screwed.

[Tsar Butterfly]

Updated with box office info.

[999999999]

Messaggio originale di Tsar Butterfly:

Updated with box office info.

I don't like people sometimes...

[Daxank]

Messaggio originale di Tsar Butterfly:

Current RT Score: 8%
Current Metacritic Score: 10/100
Box Office: $25.7 million on its opening weekend. Keep in mind it had a $50 million budget. Finished 2nd this weekend ahead of Atomic Blonde but behind Dunkirk.

25M$ ? We truly need more genocides

[RAM AIR IV]

Messaggio originale di Daxank:

Messaggio originale di Tsar Butterfly:

Current RT Score: 8%
Current Metacritic Score: 10/100
Box Office: $25.7 million on its opening weekend. Keep in mind it had a $50 million budget. Finished 2nd this weekend ahead of Atomic Blonde but behind Dunkirk.

25M$ ? We truly need more genocides :VSnake:

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[Kenny]

Messaggio originale di Kung Fu Sandwich:

It's a lazy and cynical cash grab thought up by a bunch of over paid hacks in a board room somewhere.
"What do kids like these days?"
"Emoji's!!"
"Great idea!"

Zero imagination or integrity and you thought they were scraping the bottom of the barrel by making Cars 3?
What next? The fidget spinner movie?

Emoji sequel with fidget spinners. That would make me end my life.

[Smugass Braixen-Chan]

Messaggio originale di Daxank:

Messaggio originale di Tsar Butterfly:

Current RT Score: 8%
Current Metacritic Score: 10/100
Box Office: $25.7 million on its opening weekend. Keep in mind it had a $50 million budget. Finished 2nd this weekend ahead of Atomic Blonde but behind Dunkirk.

25M$ ? We truly need more genocides :VSnake:

Bare in mind that $25M came from mostly people going in blind. It's unlikely the total gross will get much higher than that.

[Kenny]

Messaggio originale di Insanity Wolf-Chan:

Messaggio originale di Daxank:

25M$ ? We truly need more genocides :VSnake:

Bare in mind that $25M came from mostly people going in blind. It's unlikely the total gross will get much higher than that.

imagine paying for getting mind tortured

[Smugass Braixen-Chan]

Messaggio originale di 65y 『Kenny』:

Messaggio originale di Insanity Wolf-Chan:

Bare in mind that $25M came from mostly people going in blind. It's unlikely the total gross will get much higher than that.

imagine paying for getting mind tortured

Well the movie itself is full of well known talent. For the price of a premium burger from McD, I'd go to see it blind, just to see if it was any good or not.

In fact, were it not for the fact that I only found out it was coming out the night before the premier, and I had nobody to see it with, I probably would have gone in blind. I'd have taken my dad. He loves weird ♥♥♥♥ like this.

[Daxank]

Messaggio originale di Insanity Wolf-Chan:

Messaggio originale di 65y 『Kenny』:

imagine paying for getting mind tortured

Well the movie itself is full of well known talent. For the price of a premium burger from McD, I'd go to see it blind, just to see if it was any good or not.

In fact, were it not for the fact that I only found out it was coming out the night before the premier, and I had nobody to see it with, I probably would have gone in blind. I'd have taken my dad. He loves weird ♥♥♥♥ like this.

Even if I didn't know anything about it. It's a really safe bet to assume that a movie based on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ emoticons, you use in your texts on your phone, is just a crappy movie and a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ waste of time

[Smugass Braixen-Chan]

Messaggio originale di Tsar Butterfly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCtp84nKmJw
Another new animated movie from Sony, this time turning the birth of Jesus into a comedy.
I don't think they're getting the memo guys.

Well, one of my favorite animated films is Prince of Egypt, which was about Moses.

I feel like Sony Pictures Animation is a bit of a Hit-Miss studio. I mean.. They brought us Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, but at the same time, they also brought us Open Season..

[Daxank]

Messaggio originale di Insanity Wolf-Chan:

Messaggio originale di Tsar Butterfly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCtp84nKmJw
Another new animated movie from Sony, this time turning the birth of Jesus into a comedy.
I don't think they're getting the memo guys.

Well, one of my favorite animated films is Prince of Egypt, which was about Moses.

I feel like Sony Pictures Animation is a bit of a Hit-Miss studio. I mean.. They brought us Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, but at the same time, they also brought us Open Season..

But Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs was crap... Sony hasn't made ANY good movie

[Aznees]

I wonder how many of those ticket sales went to people who actually wanted to see the movie and not just to see how bad it is.