Hollywood movie myths that are so false...

[Ganger]

I start.....

An metal cigarette case in your shirt pocket will stop a rifle bullet dead in its tracks.

[HeartoftheTiger]

Messaggio originale di tmwfte:

People with looks and attitudes as apparently terrible as Kevin James attract women like Leah Remini.

Nicholas Cage and Shea LeBouf as both action stars and romantic leads in the same movies. rofl

[Pizmo]

People will do any task you ask of them as long as you give them a good speech

[Daxank]

Everybody has friends that care for them. Even the geeks

[Gen X]

Messaggio originale di 🌹Wild♥️Rose🌹:

The probability of getting attacked by a shark.

Ohh yeah?

[Names Matter Not]

EXACTLY two seconds before you die, someone will come and save you.

[HeartoftheTiger]

Messaggio originale di 🌹Wild♥️Rose🌹:

The probability of getting attacked by a shark.

Shooting a cannister of compressed gases will trigger a lethal explosion.
Shooting a cannister of compressed air that is lodged outside a moving animal's mouth in ragged waters while on a unstable platform with trigger a lethal explosion.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

Messaggio originale di Insanity Wolf-Chan:

Messaggio originale di ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍:

All you need to be attractive is to take your glasses off and fluff your hair.

Pretty sure this is just an American thing.

Everywhere else in the world, girls with glasses are sexy.

Never said they were not. It's just a weird thing movies seem to have. The clearly hot person is shunned do to their dorkiness. One quick montage later, bam, belle of the ball.

[tmwfte]

Archaeologists are either hot women in short shorts or badasses with a whip, delving deep into caves filled with ancient ruins, protecting relics from Nazis with extreme derring-do.

[HeartoftheTiger]

Messaggio originale di Quod Philosophus Nox:

EXACTLY two seconds before you die, someone will come and save you.

Any gun that the hero takes off the ground, or off a dead assailent's hands, will be fireable, never jamming and perfectly reliable.

[Smugass Braixen-Chan]

If you go into the HQ of an "evil" corporation, shoot up all the guards, and murder the CEO, you won't be imprisoned for life or considered a psychotic mass murderer by the general public.

[tmwfte]

Tara Reid has the qualifications to be a museum curator.

[Names Matter Not]

When fighting with swords, your enemies need but a touch of your sword to die. But you can take multiple hits before even starting to notice it.

[Pizmo]

Training montages will make you beat any opponent

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

Collateral damage and high body counts are completely acceptable as long s the bad guy doesn't get away with his plan that would certainly cause less damage and death.

[HeartoftheTiger]

Messaggio originale di ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍:

Messaggio originale di Insanity Wolf-Chan:

Pretty sure this is just an American thing.

Everywhere else in the world, girls with glasses are sexy.

Never said they were not. It's just a weird thing movies seem to have. The clearly hot person is shunned do to their dorkiness. One quick montage later, bam, belle of the ball.

Isin't that how Anne Hathaway's film career got started? rofl