Do midgets have night vision?

[The put put]

Actually, it has been historically proven that this is a fact. In the Midget/Elf wars of 991 BC, Midgets used their superior vision to lead night time archer attacks and take out hoardes of elves each night. Unfortunately, these tactics led to the extinction of the Elves and that is the reason midgets are the only tiny humanoids alive today. Private contractors for the U.S. military are now trying to deploy Midgets into combat today to increase accuracy on late night bombing runs and ground assaults. They are also trying to develop Midget sized planes that would be undetectable by radar. These ideas are incredibly controversial as some believe that if Midgets ever revolted, they would be unstoppable. If this were to happen we humans could go extinct much like the elves. As this issue continues to grow larger and larger however, the tiny Midgets do not.


P.s. please no ban. This is off topic and I am good at finding very strange off topic things on the internet.

[Autistic Whales]

Wtf are you on about? Weed + steam isnt a good combination.

[ErickaUnlimited]

Originally posted by Trickster Of Cheap Tactics:

Wtf are you on about? Weed + steam isnt a good combination.

Just another person making pointless threads in a vain attempt at "humor".

[Jej]

Originally posted by Putt-Putt in my Butt-Butt please:

This is off topic

Just because it's Off-Topic doesn't mean it's your personal dumping ground. The normal rules still apply.

[Kamiyé]

If you don't mind, I'm going to add this to the list of "Greatest Threads Ever"

[Coffinmaw]

Originally posted by Putt-Putt in my Butt-Butt please:

Actually, it has been historically proven that this is a fact. In the Midget/Elf wars of 991 BC, Midgets used their superior vision to lead night time archer attacks and take out hoardes of elves each night. Unfortunately, these tactics led to the extinction of the Elves and that is the reason midgets are the only tiny humanoids alive today. Private contractors for the U.S. military are now trying to deploy Midgets into combat today to increase accuracy on late night bombing runs and ground assaults. They are also trying to develop Midget sized planes that would be undetectable by radar. These ideas are incredibly controversial as some believe that if Midgets ever revolted, they would be unstoppable. If this were to happen we humans could go extinct much like the elves. As this issue continues to grow larger and larger however, the tiny Midgets do not.


P.s.This is off topic and I am good at finding very strange off topic things on the internet.

Just because the topic itself is off-topic, it doesn't mean it should be discussed here.

[punch heavy]

I laughed.

[😼Studio Cat😼]

My normal self is sad and disappointed a thread like this was made. It is pointless and the humor falls flat.

[HEART]

And to top it off, it's just a cut and paste, not even original.

[HEART]

Elrond's an idiot

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Originally posted by Trickster Of Cheap Tactics:

Wtf are you on about? Weed + steam isnt a good combination.

I very highly doubt it's just weed.

[Autistic Whales]

Originally posted by SnakeFist:

Originally posted by Trickster Of Cheap Tactics:

Wtf are you on about? Weed + steam isnt a good combination.

I very highly doubt it's just weed.

True, its some very strong stuff...

[😼Studio Cat😼]

Originally posted by Big Metal:

Elves didn't go extinct. They just sailed their ships of the edge of the earth.

Originally posted by SilverSun Moon 0430:

Elrond's an idiot

Why do you think you can never return...

Gandalf and his hobbit friends are in for a surprise.

[Wing CommanD3r FAD3d K1lLsT3aler]

Hi putt putt.

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Originally posted by Trickster Of Cheap Tactics:

Originally posted by SnakeFist:

I very highly doubt it's just weed.

True, its some very strong stuff...

I'm thinking more along the lines of the harder stuff.

[The put put]

Originally posted by Jej:

Originally posted by Putt-Putt in my Butt-Butt please:

This is off topic

Just because it's Off-Topic doesn't mean it's your personal dumping ground. The normal rules still apply.

Its not a dump ground. I just wanted to share with others the joy of laughter,chucked, or even possibly mild humor.