Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

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supine&golden Jun 11, 2017 @ 10:33am

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

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Dexious Emera Jun 11, 2017 @ 1:48pm

nice copypasta nerd

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supine&golden Jun 11, 2017 @ 1:55pm

Originally posted by Myrmicon:
Eat a lot of rice and stuff for me Ken-sama. I will miss you. Also say hello to all the oppai you see for me ok.

u got it, wyrm-kun

Originally posted by 𝒵𝑒𝓃𝒾𝓉𝒽:
I'm not sure if I should take it serous.

pls do noone ever takes me seriously in these threads ):

Originally posted by Dexious:
nice copypasta nerd

no you

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Domaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Jun 11, 2017 @ 2:10pm

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supine&golden Jun 11, 2017 @ 2:37pm

Originally posted by Big Metal:
Howdy Ken-Sama, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I’m a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

Konichiwa, Kenchi-san, i can tell you're japanese by the giant robot exterior. I know for a fact that they have those over there because I saw Evangelion so it's definitely true.

I wish you luck on your travels and new experiences! You're probably going to miss the super kawaii cat-eared schoolgirls from home, but that's nothing compared to our authentic Burger Kings; the buns are actually sponges dipped in bacon grease, you'll love it desu!

I can't wait to watch your crazy game shows, and I hope you'll enjoy our Wheels of Fortune and that Steve Harvey fella- I'm sure you've never seen anyone like him in Japan land!

domo arigato, Roboto-san!

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