Can you lick your elbow?

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Can you lick your toes?

I just stepped on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, it's stuck between my toes and my tongue isn't long enough to reach it. Oh, how I wish I was Gene Simmons. I think I'll just order a pizza for lunch.

[Spíosra]

I've tried to no avail.

[Alaskan Catfish Hike]

*Grabs hacksaw and takes a deep breath.*

[Spíosra]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Tessa K. Pegram:

*Grabs hacksaw and takes a deep breath.*

Jigsaw is not amused.

[Duckilous]

No but I can touch my head with my foot.

[chiefputsa☒lag]

Opprinnelig skrevet av chiefputsi✖️ping:

NO

but i can bite my left and right eyes.

my friend, let me guess:
your left eye is fake so you can take it out and bite it.
your right eye is good but you have fake teeth (dentures) so you can take it out and bite your right eye?

am i correct or what?

[Autistic Whales]

No! Of course not!


My elbows are bruised to hell that would kill!

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Opprinnelig skrevet av Lady Of Trades & Spades:

Why would I ever do that?

I tried it because someone said it couldn't be done. They were right. I would ask Plastic Man to try it, but he'll just tell me that he has nothing left to prove.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKo84d3hJyk

[old mate bryan]

yes