What stupid username did you use as a kid?

[kate]

For me it was warlordx2 which was first used on my ROBLOX account.

[TwinEdgedBastard]

When I was 10/yo playing Diablo 2, I named my paladin "Druthon". I guess it was some kind of attempt to make my character sound like an "edgy" fantasy hero.

[Lusus Symphonia]

Ravemaster from the manga.
Light Yagami from death note, thankfully my balls dropped.

[Autistic Whales]

I used to use tepig99 which is absolutly dreadfull lol.

[Autistic Whales]

Also ShadowGamerPug which was just me stiching 3 words together.

[※Tapu Lele※]

SeasonsTheAnime

For my bad terrible Warriors OCs that had magical powers and unnatural fur colors

[Bykeshgoly]

pizza

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gumboy120 - 15 years ago in Delta Force 2 MP.
Good times.

[chiefputsilao✖️ping]

el kiddo.

[Duckilous]

Let's just say that I'm not always "nice" like I used to.
I barely share my real name anymore.
And using "123" as numbers for the name makes me look childish.

[C4Warr10r]

The first username I ever picked was ColtCowboy, which, if I'm being honest with myself, still seems kind of cool to me. Light enough to be a pistol, but if you read into it, weighty enough to be a legend. Shut up, I have a right to wax stupid.

So before that, my parents controlled the internet until I reached the age of 14,, and every single one of their names was a disaster. Just as an example, the absolute best one was CIM2FLY, which my mom came up with when she got her private pilot's license.

If you have no idea what it says, it's supposed to be pronounced "See, I am to fly!" Not that anybody ever doubted her ability to get a license except herself. She took me flying when I was 12 and I was half-convinced that I could fly the stupid plane, which I could in the loosest sense. Navigating, mechanics, law, and landing are what you go to pilot school for. I cannot do those things, but just flying a plane? No problem, thanks largely to the stability of modern aerodynamics. Take your hands of the yoke if you want to - damn thing practically flies itself.

Mom aced all the hard courses, with an unofficial and annoying major in fuel economy, but then failed Internet Username Creation 101. Even back when people used to say things were "fly" it was still gay, and her name made it look like everyone in the household was a proto-Kanye West in AIM. She never understood why that name started fights when it wasn't regarded with confusion.

Not that I'm much better. Unless you've been to MCCES, C4Warrior has no meaning, except to hint that I'm a guy who likes explosives. I rather do, so, meh. Close enough. It's just the internet.

[mac gaming]

xXMegaWarri0rXx then steamplayer869 for my steam

[Jonathan Sensei]

"Coffinmaw".

[mac gaming]

my first ever username was my last name + 869 and the PW was 123456, I spent hundreds of dollars on OP7 which became bankrupt in 4 months

[God ov Shi]

I chose originally Bashthemike,
because for those reasons:

- Skull Basher used to be my favorite item in Dota
- My friends call me mike
- and someone told in a TF2 game to, in quote, "bash the mike"

[generalBF]

cleverjudge.