The Bleach "Meme"

[Cornelius Cornbread]

Why is it always "Drink Bleach"? I feel that that was invented and carried on by 13 year olds. Heres why:

Bleach, is really terrible at being a poison. It takes more to kill you than you could reasonably drink, as drinking it would be rather painful. It would burn the living crap out of everything it touched, internally. Also, it takes a large-ish amount to do things like drop your blood pressure dangeroulsy low. (http://sciencing.com/toxicity-household-bleach-21461.html) So, it takes inhuman determination to drink a toxic amount, especialy for an adult.


And, there are plenty of equal-or-more toxic easily obtainable things you could consume; some of which are easy to consume, like toothpaste, antifreeze, Ibuprofen, Asprin, Acetaminophen, etc.

(Seriously, Acetaminophen [Tylenol] overdose is probably one of the most painful ways to die, from what I hear. It effectively turns your liver to a puddle of goo, which hurts so bad that you want to die. Dont play with medicine, kids.)


Or, you could get fancy. Instead of bleach, why not Sodium Hydroxide (Lye), Potassium Hydroxide (Potash Lye, used as a pool shock), Propylene Glycol (antifreeze, again)...

...And probably the most easily available, yet most toxic thing I can think of: inhale Benzene gas. (used sometimes as a paint thinner)


Anyway, the whole bleach thing is very stupid, especially because it tells people to harm themselves. But also because it is very evedent that it was made up by some fool who has no understanding of Toxicology. What do yall think?

[Cornelius Cornbread]

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Publicado originalmente por Aleksandr Tokarev:

This is starting to sound like Oh... Sir! The Insult Simulator game.

"Your house worked with a platypus and wears second-hand clothes and will murder for a seat reservation."

That isnt a real insult.

THIS is a real insult.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok

LOL.

I understood "milk drinkin'" and "soy faced".

[captain gimmick]

Publicado originalmente por Aleksandr Tokarev:

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That isnt a real insult.

THIS is a real insult.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok

LOL.

I understood "milk drinkin'" and "soy faced".

Here is a translation shamlessly taken from Youtube.
Mr. Pajama-Wearing = Insult to his clothes.
Basket-Face = Insult to his hat.
Slipper-Wielding = insult to his shoes.
Clype-Dreep-Bachle = From the gutter / Out of it / at his last straw - Old / worn out.
Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw = Mommy's Boy.
Bleathering = Speaking a load of crap.
Gomeril = Dog
Jessie = Pansy / Sissy / Girl
Oaf-Looking = Look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Scooner = A half pint aka short man.
Nyaff = Out of date
Plookie = Dumbass / stupid looking
Shan = person who speaks and comes from an ethnic minority.
Milk-Drinking = ♥♥♥♥♥ / Guy who can't handle his drink.
Soy-Faced Shilpit = Insulting him as an asian stereotype.
Mim-Moothed = Small speaker (not big with his words / speaks submissively)
Sniveling = Complainer / Moans about stuff.
Worm-Eyed = Small minded / Can't see for heck
Hotten-Blaugh = Waste of space
Vile-Stoochie = Dirty / Unclean
Cally-Breek-Tattie = Extremely Lazy / Can't lift a finger

[s]

Publicado originalmente por Silent:

Publicado originalmente por dasdasdasd:

lmao welcome to off topic you condescending smart guy

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WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS!

I do, somehow feel, I just stepped into a 1970's Vietnam. I have distinct desire to check for spider holes under my desk.

As an aside. If the best you can come up with is dig at intelligence, I feel I am doing quite top.

"How dare you speak eloquently, with some some general command of your native language."

If I might reply with the common vernacular. "Sick burn bro"

do you always open your thesaurus when you type

[captain gimmick]

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Publicado originalmente por Silent:

I do, somehow feel, I just stepped into a 1970's Vietnam. I have distinct desire to check for spider holes under my desk.

As an aside. If the best you can come up with is dig at intelligence, I feel I am doing quite top.

"How dare you speak eloquently, with some some general command of your native language."

If I might reply with the common vernacular. "Sick burn bro"

do you always open your thesaurus when you type

I would never assume that this fine gentleman would require a reliance on such pathetic literature such as a Thesaurus, and would instead believe that he would be able to create such a wonderful example of his knowlage of the English language on the spot as I am able to.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

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Ahah, my gentleman of high standing in this community, but you appear to have misinterpreted my comment, as it was no insult but a humourous reference to the plebians reference to a man known as Filthy Frank.

So I get a condescending commentary on how I type, an addition to a dead YouTuber. How delightful. Feel free to simply try talking next time, as I am a far more interesting conversationalist when I do not want to readjust your cranium with a claw hammer.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

Publicado originalmente por dasdasdasd:

Publicado originalmente por Silent:

I do, somehow feel, I just stepped into a 1970's Vietnam. I have distinct desire to check for spider holes under my desk.

As an aside. If the best you can come up with is dig at intelligence, I feel I am doing quite top.

"How dare you speak eloquently, with some some general command of your native language."

If I might reply with the common vernacular. "Sick burn bro"

do you always open your thesaurus when you type

I have a standard grasp of the English language. Thinking you do not.

[captain gimmick]

Publicado originalmente por Silent:

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Ahah, my gentleman of high standing in this community, but you appear to have misinterpreted my comment, as it was no insult but a humourous reference to the plebians reference to a man known as Filthy Frank.

So I get a condescending commentary on how I type, i addition to a dead YouTuber. How delightful. Feel free to simply try talking next time, as I am a far more interesting conversationalist when I do not want to readjust your cranium with a claw hammer.

You were the person who initiated this exchange, if you are unable to handle the consequences I would suggest not starting any discussion simliar to this one in the future.

[Zireth]

drink bleach? what matter of nonsense is that?

[s]

Publicado originalmente por Silent:

Publicado originalmente por dasdasdasd:

do you always open your thesaurus when you type

I have a standard grasp of the English language. Thinking you do not.

do you also have a deep understanding of quantum physics?

[captain gimmick]

Publicado originalmente por Lady Of Trades & Spades:

drink bleach? what matter of nonsense is that?

Its a meme.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

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Publicado originalmente por Silent:

So I get a condescending commentary on how I type, i addition to a dead YouTuber. How delightful. Feel free to simply try talking next time, as I am a far more interesting conversationalist when I do not want to readjust your cranium with a claw hammer.

You were the person who initiated this exchange, if you are unable to handle the consequences I would suggest not starting any discussion simliar to this one in the future.

Actually. I merely commented on the post. The others replying drew me in. I am more tha up for the exchange. My reply was not aggressive. That person fairly needs a rapid cranial readjustment applied with a rapid application of a hard instrument.

Yet I already answered the thread, so I would not care to engage further. THat would lead to further derailing.

[Cornelius Cornbread]

Publicado originalmente por Lady Of Trades & Spades:

drink bleach? what matter of nonsense is that?

Just search the community for all name drink bleach. Theres hundreds of pages of it.

[Cornelius Cornbread]

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Publicado originalmente por Aleksandr Tokarev:

LOL.

I understood "milk drinkin'" and "soy faced".

Here is a translation shamlessly taken from Youtube.
Mr. Pajama-Wearing = Insult to his clothes.
Basket-Face = Insult to his hat.
Slipper-Wielding = insult to his shoes.
Clype-Dreep-Bachle = From the gutter / Out of it / at his last straw - Old / worn out.
Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw = Mommy's Boy.
Bleathering = Speaking a load of crap.
Gomeril = Dog
Jessie = Pansy / Sissy / Girl
Oaf-Looking = Look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Scooner = A half pint aka short man.
Nyaff = Out of date
Plookie = Dumbass / stupid looking
Shan = person who speaks and comes from an ethnic minority.
Milk-Drinking = ♥♥♥♥♥ / Guy who can't handle his drink.
Soy-Faced Shilpit = Insulting him as an asian stereotype.
Mim-Moothed = Small speaker (not big with his words / speaks submissively)
Sniveling = Complainer / Moans about stuff.
Worm-Eyed = Small minded / Can't see for heck
Hotten-Blaugh = Waste of space
Vile-Stoochie = Dirty / Unclean
Cally-Breek-Tattie = Extremely Lazy / Can't lift a finger

Best insult ever.

[captain gimmick]

Publicado originalmente por Silent:

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You were the person who initiated this exchange, if you are unable to handle the consequences I would suggest not starting any discussion simliar to this one in the future.

Actually. I merely commented on the post. The others replying drew me in. I am more tha up for the exchange. My reply was not aggressive. That person fairly needs a rapid cranial readjustment applied with a rapid application of a hard instrument.

Yet I already answered the thread, so I would not care to engage further. THat would lead to further derailing.

Ah, I must apologize then, for it appears I have made a mistake as well. I must agree with you on the matter of the other person, as his antics are getting quite tiring.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

Publicado originalmente por dasdasdasd:

Publicado originalmente por Silent:

I have a standard grasp of the English language. Thinking you do not.

do you also have a deep understanding of quantum physics?

... You pick the one topic to annoy me. Yes, I do have a very sound grasp of quantum mathematics, quantum theory, as well s a more than well rounded grasp of biology, chemistry, metallurgy, and life sciences.

Do you have a point past "They are a nerd"