The Bleach "Meme"

[Cornelius Cornbread]

Why is it always "Drink Bleach"? I feel that that was invented and carried on by 13 year olds. Heres why:

Bleach, is really terrible at being a poison. It takes more to kill you than you could reasonably drink, as drinking it would be rather painful. It would burn the living crap out of everything it touched, internally. Also, it takes a large-ish amount to do things like drop your blood pressure dangeroulsy low. (http://sciencing.com/toxicity-household-bleach-21461.html) So, it takes inhuman determination to drink a toxic amount, especialy for an adult.


And, there are plenty of equal-or-more toxic easily obtainable things you could consume; some of which are easy to consume, like toothpaste, antifreeze, Ibuprofen, Asprin, Acetaminophen, etc.

(Seriously, Acetaminophen [Tylenol] overdose is probably one of the most painful ways to die, from what I hear. It effectively turns your liver to a puddle of goo, which hurts so bad that you want to die. Dont play with medicine, kids.)


Or, you could get fancy. Instead of bleach, why not Sodium Hydroxide (Lye), Potassium Hydroxide (Potash Lye, used as a pool shock), Propylene Glycol (antifreeze, again)...

...And probably the most easily available, yet most toxic thing I can think of: inhale Benzene gas. (used sometimes as a paint thinner)


Anyway, the whole bleach thing is very stupid, especially because it tells people to harm themselves. But also because it is very evedent that it was made up by some fool who has no understanding of Toxicology. What do yall think?

[Jonathan Sensei]

Publicado originalmente por Aleksandr Tokarev:

Why is it always "Drink Bleach"? I feel that that was invented and carried on by 13 year olds. [...] Anyway, the whole bleach thing is very stupid, especially because it tells people to harm themselves. But also because it is very evedent that it was made up by some fool who has no understanding of Toxicology. What do yall think?

I think it's so stupid that it's beneath my notice. Kids just do it to sound tough and "edgy" - I wouldn't waste your time trying to understand them OP.

[Alaskan Catfish Hike]

Rather than spend all day on Lostallhope and try to find the best option for painless and quick, people just say what comes to mind.
The whole point is "you're worthless, kill yourself."

[Cornelius Cornbread]

Publicado originalmente por Coffinmaw:

Publicado originalmente por Aleksandr Tokarev:

Why is it always "Drink Bleach"? I feel that that was invented and carried on by 13 year olds. [...] Anyway, the whole bleach thing is very stupid, especially because it tells people to harm themselves. But also because it is very evedent that it was made up by some fool who has no understanding of Toxicology. What do yall think?

I think it's so stupid that it's beneath my notice. Kids just do it to sound tough and "edgy" - I wouldn't waste your time trying to understand them OP.

Oh I dont. Thats why I wrote this [post], as it [the bleach thing] doesnt make sense. I want to call it out [the bleach thing] and call it what it is: stupid.

[Jonathan Sensei]

Publicado originalmente por Aleksandr Tokarev:

Publicado originalmente por Coffinmaw:

I think it's so stupid that it's beneath my notice. Kids just do it to sound tough and "edgy" - I wouldn't waste your time trying to understand them OP.

Oh I dont. Thats why I wrote this, as it doesnt make sense. I want to call it out and call it what it is: stupid.

Contradictory. If you know it's stupid, why talk about it? We could've been talking about something more amusing instead.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

Publicado originalmente por Aleksandr Tokarev:

Publicado originalmente por Coffinmaw:

I think it's so stupid that it's beneath my notice. Kids just do it to sound tough and "edgy" - I wouldn't waste your time trying to understand them OP.

Oh I dont. Thats why I wrote this, as it doesnt make sense. I want to call it out and call it what it is: stupid.

If I explain this, there is a possibility someone will take exception and report me for the subject matter.

[Jonathan Sensei]

Publicado originalmente por Silent:

Publicado originalmente por Aleksandr Tokarev:

Oh I dont. Thats why I wrote this, as it doesnt make sense. I want to call it out and call it what it is: stupid.

If I explain this, there is a possibility someone will take exception and report me for the subject matter.

I wouldn't worry about it to be honest. If it's on-topic, there's not much they could report you for.

[Cornelius Cornbread]

Publicado originalmente por Silent:

Publicado originalmente por Aleksandr Tokarev:

Oh I dont. Thats why I wrote this, as it doesnt make sense. I want to call it out and call it what it is: stupid.

If I explain this, there is a possibility someone will take exception and report me for the subject matter.

Ah sorry! No proofreading.

I meant: Thats why I wrote this post, as the bleach thing doesnt make sense.

[Azza ☠]

I think that's the idea of most memes, to be as stupid, edgy and immature as humanily possible to ensure you don't get laid at an early age. You will only find virgins using memes and saying stuff like "Drink bleach and ♥♥♥", blah, blah, blah. Then assume your 'wtf' expression back is somehow positive attention that they crave.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

Publicado originalmente por Coffinmaw:

Publicado originalmente por Silent:

If I explain this, there is a possibility someone will take exception and report me for the subject matter.

I wouldn't worry about it to be honest. If it's on-topic, there's not much they could report you for.

It was a mid-20th century form of abortion. The ingestion of toxic chemicals was often not fatal to the consumer, yet usually fatal to the infant. The original phrase actually was meant to imply "Do not Reproduce" yet lost it's meaning to, instead to implied suicide.

[Cornelius Cornbread]

Publicado originalmente por Silent:

Publicado originalmente por Coffinmaw:

I wouldn't worry about it to be honest. If it's on-topic, there's not much they could report you for.

It was a mid-20th century form of abortion. The ingestion of toxic chemicals was often not fatal to the consumer, yet usually fatal to the infant. The original phrase actually was meant to imply "Do not Reproduce" yet lost it's meaning to, instead to implies suicide.

Oh gosh. Thats sad, about the abortion thing. Thats really sad.

[Jonathan Sensei]

Publicado originalmente por Silent:

Publicado originalmente por Coffinmaw:

I wouldn't worry about it to be honest. If it's on-topic, there's not much they could report you for.

It was a mid-20th century form of abortion. The ingestion of toxic chemicals was often not fatal to the consumer, yet usually fatal to the infant. The original phrase actually was meant to imply "Do ot Reproduce" yet lost it's meaning to, instead to implies suicide.

How delightfully morbid. Much more interesting then the modern meme it devolved into.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

Publicado originalmente por Aleksandr Tokarev:

Oh gosh. Thats sad, about the abortion thing. Thats really sad.

Publicado originalmente por Coffinmaw:

How delightfully morbid. Much more interesting then the modern meme it devolved into.

I did point to it as generally unpleasant.

[Jonathan Sensei]

Publicado originalmente por Silent:

Publicado originalmente por Aleksandr Tokarev:

Oh gosh. Thats sad, about the abortion thing. Thats really sad.

Publicado originalmente por Coffinmaw:

How delightfully morbid. Much more interesting then the modern meme it devolved into.

I did point to it as generally unpleasant.

While I can't speak for Aleksandr, I've personally read worse - but it's still on-topic, regardless.

[smoka-cola]

Publicado originalmente por Aleksandr Tokarev:

Ibuprofen

mein favrite

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

Publicado originalmente por Coffinmaw:

Publicado originalmente por Silent:

I did point to it as generally unpleasant.

While I can't speak for Aleksandr, I've personally read worse - but it's still on-topic, regardless.

I have also ingested worse content. The world is a dark, twisted place when you apply yourself to learning about it. I kind of wish we had a "Sick Sad World" Thread. That is a Daria joke, yet I feel I could contribute to the thread. My disturbing facts know few limits. I am a person of letters, and they usually end up WTF.