If you were an NPC in any game

[Linus Hyper]

What would your role be?

I'd probably be the main character's weapon vendor.

[InevitableToast]

i would be asking the player if he has ever been to the cloud district.

[Vuitton Vampire]

I would supply food as a merchant for health regen etc, im a butcher so it fits perfectly.

[76561198373826117]

dog

[-V-]

"Hey, baby, gotta some coin for me? I'll make it worth your while."

[76561198373826117]

Originally posted by -V-:

"Hey, baby, gotta some coin for me? I'll make it worth your while."

(x) Doubt

[😼Studio Cat😼]

I'm the lazy npc near the starting area who can't walk 10 feet to get an item, and rewards you with trash you really have no need for.

I m thing of the cat lady just up from the goldshire inn. Fetch me 10 apples from right outside my door and I will give you a cat! Cause you know, if I am to lazy to go pick up apples I can see, I sure as hell didn't walk up the hill to stormwind and get the cat fixed at the vet. I have like a million of them now.

[-V-]

Originally posted by talkingdogsamurai:

Originally posted by -V-:

"Hey, baby, gotta some coin for me? I'll make it worth your while."

(x) Doubt

"Fine, be that way you dirty barbarian! You'll be back!"

[Vuitton Vampire]

Originally posted by -V-:

"Hey, baby, gotta some coin for me? I'll make it worth your while."

*sleeps with hooker*

*instantly blows their head off afterward*

..... sorry :/

[Linus Hyper]

Originally posted by -V-:

Originally posted by talkingdogsamurai:

(x) Doubt

"Fine, be that way you dirty barbarian! You'll be back!"

Sorry Cole.

[76561198373826117]

Originally posted by Phobos⛧Anomaly:

Originally posted by -V-:

"Fine, be that way you dirty barbarian! You'll be back!"

Sorry Cole.

Sorry, I've made a mistake.
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGnUGFwraL0 )

[Zubenelgenubi]

I'd be one of those NPCs that only performs 3 different tasks and is just there for filler.

[InevitableToast]

i think it would be pretty great to be an npc in an escort mission, just slowly walking and charging in to hopeless fights.

[Evangeline]

the sarcastic jerk you cant help to hate because you love him.

[InevitableToast]

Originally posted by Giometry E:

the sarcastic jerk you cant help to hate because you love him.

its that dude from assasins creed right?

[😼Studio Cat😼]

Oh! The crazy one that polarizes fan opinions with their wacky antics!

"Sup, sucka? It's Tina. I wrote you a poem and it goes a little somethin' like this BREAK IT DOWN. Ahem. Kill Jack. Kill Jack. Kill Jack kill Jack kill Jack KIIIILL JAAAAACK! Kill Jack. A poem by Tiny Tina."