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True story! Left mine alone in my room and upon returning, i saw garbled text typed in google search! There were even results yielded (cat apparently knows how to press "enter", lol)!
Correction: "Nyan"
Check web-browser history for "kitty porn".
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Ok, seriously...
Get your cat a scratching post to use instead. Consider using thick double sided tape around the chair area, they won't want to scratch on that and tend to avoid it. If you put it on the chair itself, make sure it doesn't cause damage when taken off.
Solved?
Get a rope, make a circle out of it. Your cat will jump into the circle and sit there refusing to leave it. Peace and quiet from the stupid cat. Get a dog. :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihFiN1I7_Gw
... and it's the other way around, the cat has the murderous intentions (you are just trying to prevent it)!
How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cat_kill