I don't trust anyone who won't eat bacon.

[AH-1 Cobra]

I cooked up some thick sliced peppered bacon in the oven earlier, and it's the best stuff in the world. Anyone who'd just refuse to even try a bite is not a trustworthy person in my book.

[Lusus Symphonia]

Daggermeister původně napsal:

crimsonedge11 původně napsal:

Muslims don't eat bacon? Wtf?

Of course they don't, bacon is pork. It's not halal.

I don't know about you guys but I can make some pretty good halal bacon.

[Danksama]

crimsonedge11 původně napsal:

Daggermeister původně napsal:

Of course they don't, bacon is pork. It's not halal.

I thought Islam was about the worship of bacon? With their god being baconallah? At least that's what I heard on some website. Must have been satire. And I was too ignorant to know any better. It's not like they teach about Islam to people in Alabama. My neighbors play banjos till late in the evening almost every night.

You must have gotten confused. It's Allamb and Mu-ham-ad, the god and his messenger respectively.

[AH-1 Cobra]

Evil Doctor Porkchop původně napsal:

i love bacon...bacon with flapjacks and maple syrup is my favorite....sadly due to me retiring i can't eat it as i'll get fat

Bacon won't make you fat. But the flapjacks will do it. Carbs = makes you fat.

[AH-1 Cobra]

Taffer původně napsal:

What if you want to eat bacon but can't for health reasons?

There are no legitimate health reasons as to why you can't at least take a bite of a small piece of bacon. I'm talking about one little nibble.

[AH-1 Cobra]

Sir Dookface McFerretballs původně napsal:

I only hang out with people that eat bacon.

People that don't eat bacon are 1000% more likely to murder you.

This is true.

[rojimboo]

We should all be vegan, sinners!

https://news.llu.edu/for-journalists/press-releases/research-suggests-eating-beans-instead-of-beef-would-sharply-reduce-greenhouse-gasses

*goes back to eating bacon*

[Robert]

I have never tasted bacon.

[Jolly Devil]

Good job on posting more racist stuff. I bet you're also one of those people who says racist stuff, then gets offended when people call you racist. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trolls.

[AH-1 Cobra]

Squirrel původně napsal:

Good job on posting more racist stuff. I bet you're also one of those people who says racist stuff, then gets offended when people call you racist. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trolls.

Aw, lookie here, another snowflake!

This is about bacon, not races of people.

[zboz]

Maple bacon.... hnnnngg awwww yeeeaaah

[☆Kay☆]

zboz původně napsal:

Maple bacon.... hnnnngg awwww yeeeaaah

Maple anything huh?

[zboz]

WERElektro původně napsal:

Yeah.... it's tasty. Still trying to avoid meat because i wanna go vegetarian.
It's a bit difficult.

Dont let the vegetarian virus consume you! Eat all the bacon!

[Jolly Devil]

crimsonedge11 původně napsal:

Squirrel původně napsal:

Good job on posting more racist stuff. I bet you're also one of those people who says racist stuff, then gets offended when people call you racist. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trolls.

Aw, lookie here, another snowflake!

This is about bacon, not races of people.

Sure it is.

[zboz]

♥♥Martyr původně napsal:

zboz původně napsal:

Maple bacon.... hnnnngg awwww yeeeaaah

Maple anything huh?

Can confirm maple syrup flavored anything usually tastes pretty damn good.


Edit: wait no, maple syrup flavored ice cream tends to be gross

[AH-1 Cobra]

Squirrel původně napsal:

Sure it is.

I eat bacon wrapped squirrels too, with plenty of salt.