Halp me with usernames.

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So I want a new username that makes me feel original or different. Too many people have the same username and I feel like one of them because there are a lot of people in tf2 called duck or have duck in their name. I want a memorable username or something that just makes me unique from the rest. I don't want any of that "xxxxxxxxN00Bkillahzzxzxzxkillkillkill#thuglyf17227151962" crap in my name. I found that the best usernames are the simple ones. There is a guy called "PYYYOUR" and I really like that name, it's short and simple and it's NOT CRAP. Google hasn't really helped because what other people think is "cool" I think is absolute crap. Who thinks that "cooldude123" is either clever, memorable or even good? I jumped on a random game in tf2 and some guy remembered me and I remembered him because we both have simple names. So how do I make myself unique? I was playing in a game with a dude called Crocket and the C had these wavy lines coming out of it. That is unique. So I want either a new and simple username that is memorable and that people will like, or just stick with duck but somehow make that unique.

Halp plz.