Steam Review Template for those that need it (not mine just sharing it)

[nuvalence]

here's a checked box: ☑
here's a unchecked box: ☐
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Human
☐ Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

[Wolf Knight]

the review is not a checklist. its you posting what you think about the game.

[Bee🐝]

Hey OP, can you post the link to the profile you copied this from?

It's just, that person did all the work...hours spent brainstorming, writing and formatting. I think THEY deserve an award.

[StickyPawz]

I never read template reviews.

Since they always include the 4-5 options *not* checkboxed, I can conclude it's at best 20% useful and 80% filler.

[✨Saint✨]

I really hate those review-templates because in essence they are barely saying anything about a game.

[nuvalence]

I agree with what you all say :) I'm just sharing it as many people seem to want the template
Here is the original maker:
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198035603788/recommended/527230/

Originally posted by Bee:

Hey OP, can you post the link to the profile you copied this from?

It's just, that person did all the work...hours spent brainstorming, writing and formatting. I think THEY deserve an award.

[kingteeb]

I've created a utility to create a cleaner version of these:

https://bettergamereviews.com/

I strongly encourage people to add a paragraph or two going into more detail

[Pscht]

Still bad, even almost two years later. I skip checklist reviews 100% of the time.

[Trayaurette]

what does "check to see if you can run paint" mean?

[cSg|mc-Hotsauce]

Originally posted by Trayaurette:

what does "check to see if you can run paint" mean?

Your PC is a toaster and if you can't run MS paint, you can't play this game.