Stupid Harry Potter puns

[Cyrix]

Why can't Bellatrix post on Twitter?
She was Azkabanned.

Where do Death Eaters shop for groceries?
At the Voldemart.

What magically appears when you need to sweep the halls?
The Broom of Requirement

Why did the nurse tell Ominis to eat more?
He was looking a little gaunt.

Where do professors go when they end their careers?
The Room of Retirement

What mean name did Albus get called as a child?
Dumbledork

Where do amphibians study magic?
Frogwarts

Where do canines study magic?
Dogwarts

What does Dumbledore wear in the summer?
Hogshorts

What athletics do students like to play?
Hogsports

Who is Luna's arch nemesis?
Sol Hatebad

Best names for Harry Potter themed pets?
Harry Otter
Ron Weasel
Professor Snake
Professor Squirrel
Ginny Pigsley

How can you easily remember the names of who dies in the books?

Deadric Diggory
Deadwig
Peter Deadigrew
Dead Weasley
Dead Tonks
Deadmaster Dumbledore