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#Team Poppy
Me: "There's a dance, would you like to go with me?"
PS: "Seems rather expected"
Me: "Ok, want to go slaughter poachers?"
PS: "Now you're talking"
I..... I cant... youre making to much sense
So, basically a simp club,
true slytherin chads dont need to simp for anyone,
we are the best, with the best companion, who has the best quest !
Unless Dreadstone starts talking about wanting Poppy's feetpics and bathwater I think we gud. (Don't do it please.) You're aloud to like girls snakey boy XD It doesn't make you less of a man! Really!!
House Ravenclaw is for people who want to pretend to be smart who in actuality are not.
House Slytherin is for the bad boys who want to pretend to be bad boys to vent real life frustrations.
House Hufflepuff is for those who want to play as the house everyone else makes fun of just so they can make faces them going "Ha Ha!"
Eff knows about Dreadstone. But he didn't say that was the reason he joined either.
Like I said .. real virgin slytherin energy there bro XD
I mean yeah that's a good idea. Ravenclaw will probably make it calorie counted, sugar substitute, cricket flower, vegan, lactose free, gluten free sweetrolls that taste like chalk and drywall had a baby.
Hufflepuff know where the real sweet rolls is at!
Back in my days of high school, I remember taking a elective class just to be in the same class with a girl I had a crush on. It happens. Guys end up doing stupid stuff for girls. Just let them have their fun lol.
I rather just hit the "Iwin" button.
It's okay not everyone can have actual skill or talent.
Hufflepuff stacks all the galleons and gets all the witches.