Professor Garlick DLC

[John Cena]

Is there even going to be DLC for this game?

If there is I hope it involves Professor Garlick. She is very enthusiastic and a great teacher. I would love it if there was a DLC that focused on farming and herbology so I can learn to plant different types of seeds with her.

[Kashra Fall]

You fellas are thirstier than the plants in herbology class...

[John Cena]

Originally posted by Player Zer01:

Originally posted by Nex:

Dating Professor Garlick: Tending to her secret garden DLC or mod ;)

....your character is a child...

the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with you??

actually my character is a senior citizen in my head canon.

[Nex]

Originally posted by Player Zer01:

Originally posted by Nex:

Dating Professor Garlick: Tending to her secret garden DLC or mod ;)

....your character is a child...

the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with you??

He is trans-thirty.

[Си́нтез]

farming??? You mean like farming monsters??

[Ark]

Originally posted by Player Zer01:

Originally posted by Nex:

Dating Professor Garlick: Tending to her secret garden DLC or mod ;)

....your character is a child...

the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with you??

Your character also casts spells, sees ancient magic, steals stuff from chests right in front of their owners, and murders a helluva lot of people and monsters. Thank god this is a game. If not we'd have some serious problems lol

[Mile]

Originally posted by Kashra Fall:

You fellas are thirstier than the plants in herbology class...

AMEN TO THAT! I laughed my ass off to this! I award you with "take my points!"

[John Cena]

Originally posted by Graggle S.:

farming??? You mean like farming monsters??

I mean like actual farming that involves plowing, sowing seeds, trimming bushes, back breaking work really.

[Nex]

Originally posted by Luke Skywalker:

Originally posted by Graggle S.:

farming??? You mean like farming monsters??

I mean like actual farming that involves plowing, sowing seeds, trimming bushes, back breaking work really.

I'd enjoy trimming her bush, plowing and giving her my seeds, too.

[hoot hoot]

Originally posted by Player Zer01:

Originally posted by Nex:

Dating Professor Garlick: Tending to her secret garden DLC or mod ;)

....your character is a child...

the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with you??

I mean, not that it matters, but Scotland at that time permitted boys to marry at age 14 without parental consent (assuming our characters even have parents). Even by today's laws, you only need to be 16 to wed. Our characters could plausibly be 16.

Either way, if Professor Garlick is down to tap some tree sap, she's legally allowed to do so I guess.

Presumably, Hogwarts has some school policies at play to prevent this.

[Morvandros]

Originally posted by Asneeze:

Originally posted by Player Zer01:

....your character is a child...

the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with you??

I mean, not that it matters, but Scotland at that time permitted boys to marry at age 14 without parental consent (assuming our characters even have parents). Even by today's laws, you only need to be 16 to wed. Our characters could plausibly be 16.

Either way, if Professor Garlick is down to tap some tree sap, she's legally allowed to do so I guess.

Presumably, Hogwarts has some school policies at play to prevent this.

Also, 15 year old boys are horny af.
And no 15 year old I know likes being called a "child". xD