How do I decorate my new apartment?

[Settings]

Place is pretty barren and I just.... How am I supposed to eat my Synth Beef in piece with no toilet?

[The Royal Rat]

While inside the room you want to decorate, you can open your inventory and click the "edit decor" button.

[Cooperal]

Open your inventory screen while standing in your apartment. It is one of the four buttons next to the options that allow you to drop or scan items within your menu.

I wouldn't get too ambitious with it at the moment. Bought furniture has a tendency to just disappear, especially if you want to move something that is already placed. You could potentially throw money into the ether, and given how sluggish the decoration menu is, saving frequently between every correct furniture placement can be a tiresome ordeal.

I have also heard more than one case where all of someone's saves suddenly stopped working, except for those that did not have an edited apartment.

[Settings]

Thanks for the help but uh... how do I connect a light switch to a new light? Because I have a room that randomly didnt get a light fixture

[Isabelle]

Originally posted by user:

Thanks for the help but uh... how do I connect a light switch to a new light? Because I have a room that randomly didnt get a light fixture

I think you just open the items menu and buy a ceiling light.

[Isabelle]

Also, what, are you eating the synth beef raw? Can you cook it???

[Acerbic]

Originally posted by user:

Thanks for the help but uh... how do I connect a light switch to a new light? Because I have a room that randomly didnt get a light fixture

Most lights don't work at the moment. The only ones you'll have success with are lamps, specifically wall/standing lamps.

[Settings]

Originally posted by Isabelle:

Also, what, are you eating the synth beef raw? Can you cook it???

It worked for Elvis and he lived to the ripe old age of constipation induced heart explosion.

Originally posted by Acerbic:

Originally posted by user:

Thanks for the help but uh... how do I connect a light switch to a new light? Because I have a room that randomly didnt get a light fixture

Most lights don't work at the moment. The only ones you'll have success with are lamps, specifically wall/standing lamps.

Dang it.... My closet is pitch black and its ♥♥♥♥♥♥ scary.

[Acerbic]

Originally posted by user:

Originally posted by Isabelle:

Also, what, are you eating the synth beef raw? Can you cook it???

It worked for Elvis and he lived to the ripe old age of constipation induced heart explosion.

Originally posted by Acerbic:

Most lights don't work at the moment. The only ones you'll have success with are lamps, specifically wall/standing lamps.

Dang it.... My closet is pitch black and its ♥♥♥♥♥♥ scary.

There's a blocky standing lamp that I like. I put them in every corner of the apartment and decorate around them. They're not overtly bright, so they won't blind you, but they do a good job of banishing the shadow monsters.

[Settings]

Originally posted by Acerbic:

Originally posted by user:

It worked for Elvis and he lived to the ripe old age of constipation induced heart explosion.



Dang it.... My closet is pitch black and its ♥♥♥♥♥♥ scary.

There's a blocky standing lamp that I like. I put them in every corner of the apartment and decorate around them. They're not overtly bright, so they won't blind you, but they do a good job of banishing the shadow monsters.

Thank goodness... I just want to tuck my phone in the little closet out of the way but if its that dark the monster might get me

[Isabelle]

Originally posted by user:

Originally posted by Isabelle:

Also, what, are you eating the synth beef raw? Can you cook it???

It worked for Elvis and he lived to the ripe old age of constipation induced heart explosion.

Originally posted by Acerbic:

Most lights don't work at the moment. The only ones you'll have success with are lamps, specifically wall/standing lamps.

Dang it.... My closet is pitch black and its ♥♥♥♥♥♥ scary.

I don't think it worked for Elvis.

[Settings]

Originally posted by Isabelle:

Originally posted by user:

It worked for Elvis and he lived to the ripe old age of constipation induced heart explosion.



Dang it.... My closet is pitch black and its ♥♥♥♥♥♥ scary.

I don't think it worked for Elvis.

Don't be jealous of his delicious deep fried peanut butter and jelly and banana and one pound of bacon and one entire loaf of bread sandwich that he ate like 6 of a day.