does master chief's suit pleasure him

[nuo]

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[chriva]

I've always wondered how he does the other stuff. I mean -he has to eat and drink. Where does the.. result.. go?

[nuo]

Originally posted by chriva404:

I've always wondered how he does the other stuff. I mean -he has to eat and drink. Where does the.. result.. go?

suit probably vaporizes it for him ig

[Domiscius]

He gets pleasure out of completing his missions

[BloodShot]

Lol this is why Halo isn't taken seriously anymore

[Spy]

Is that necessarily a bad thing Humpflung?

[The Struggle]

someone mentioned this earlier during a match of griffball, funny to see someone else thinking about the same subject

[0strum]

Originally posted by chriva404:

I've always wondered how he does the other stuff. I mean -he has to eat and drink. Where does the.. result.. go?

The... results... are probably collected by a catheter and a hollow buttplug, then routed through the "backpack" part of his armour, where they are either compacted and ejected, or possibly recycled.

I mean, there has to be some system in place which deals with natural excretions, considering the amount of time Spartans spend wearing their suits.

Or maybe they are all descended from Kim Jong Un and the literally don't poop.

[0strum]

Does the suit pleasure him? Probably not, but then again, accompanying AI constructs like Cortana and Aunty Dot probably have some sort of erotic meditation subroutines that they can run in order to... relieve tension.

[𝒶מƚ𝑒]

The poopoo gets broken down into molecules and then the suit absorbs it to rebuild his energy shield.

[chriva]

Imagine pushing too hard and accidentally eject the "plug". The suite carnage that follows has to be severe? Thank you guys, you just had to corrupt my thoughts? lol