It's funny, It's disgusting, and it's the work of a psychopath.

I love it.

This is hard to rate for me, since even though this looks like it might end up being a good game, this game suffers a major drawback I just can't look past. The slowness of the text scrolling. It is utter drudgery here. So instead of focusing in on that I'm going to use my time to send a message to Crankage games to let you know what might improve a further game.

I) Give us a full party of four characters, I really enjoyed that about MaP and QD only had a single character making it feel like there was something missing

II) Do more worldbuilding. MaP had quite a bit of worldbuilding put into it, and all your other titles seem to forget to do that. It feels more than a bit bizzarre.

III) Make sure to give the players the ability to speed up messages and sprint. The sprint one isn't an issue in your current titles but I know some rpgmaker games where they forgot to give the player sprint and it makes the game drag.

IV) Make sure your plot points don't contradict each other. The ending for QD really irked me because of that. Since he mentions at point like the next 30 years will be awful, while at the end it says they've only been married 6 months. It makes no sense!

Banger, 10/10. Crankage Games delivers another great little game at a great price. Quiver ♥♥♥♥ is my spirit animal.

The title is a mouthful, and just by reading it you can tell what kind of game it is.

The plot's surprisingly good with lots of dark jokes and adult humors, sarcasm, the whole she-bangs that may not be right for some but can be quite hilarious to others. You'll need a great sense of humor playing this.

Gameplay is quite easy and made for people who just want to enjoy the entirety of a long story than battling foes. As for the visual graphics tends to look like classics RPG made with RPG Maker. Less is more.

Enjoyable for adults, not suitable for kids, unless you're one of the terrible parents.
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it's a short rpgmaker story book with some vulgar language. i got exactly what i expected and it took up about an hour of my time so it was pretty cool.

You really have to be aware that this is not an RPG-maker game (well, not a game period) before you start. You'll just put your finger on X, and maybe use a couple of arrows to go through never ending and unskippable dialogue which is promisingly dirty, but unfortunately not that funny either. Would love to like it a bit, but Kongregate was full of similars at one point - and all for free.

First off, if you read the title you already know what kind of game this going to be, and if you already know what kind of game this is going to be your expectations will be high...this game does not disappoint. Off the rip in the opening credits I was enjoying a Monty Python feel (which for me is always a belly laugh kinda experience). The names in the game, the dialogue, the situations encountered..everything about this game felt like it was directly tailored to my idea of humor. The game in and of itself is well made, crisp, and nostalgic in its craft. The laughs will come a plenty and it actually has replay value (which for me as a completionist is awesome). Highly recommend this game for streamers who want to have a good time with their chat and go on a comedy filled journey that will have a lot of "lol's" "wtf's" and "LMFAO'S". Well done Crankagegames...well done.

Have only 'played' for a short while, but so far, the LOL's have been thick and fast, and that's just reading the characters names:-) buy it, more than worth the dosh for the laughs if nothing else ( i'm a 55 yr old woman, guys will love this! )

Third game in the Quiver D!ck's epic saga, and it did NOT disappoint. I pray this developer keeps making games. The humor was lewd, crude, VERY adult, and very METAL. There is psychosis here and it's a beautiful thing! This is the first in the series that actually made me not only laugh, but shed a tear: Part near the beginning, Graveyard scene. Do yourself a favor and look at ALL the graves. If you are a rock/metalhead in any respect, you will be treated to what is obviously a love letter from another metalhead to those they love, and it's awesome. All in all this game was just an amazing & hysterical trip start to finish. No actual battles in this one either, it plays more like a visual novel, but the battles aren't missed as it's stuffed full of the same awesome and gaudy humor and puns as the last 2 games. I binged the first 3 games in ONE afternoon/evening, They were just hard to put down. Forget waiting for a sale, buy the series bundle and ROCK! (it's not exactly expensive folks ;-) ) If I had any complaint, without the fights, this game does seem a bit short (less than 2 hours i my play), but for less than a price of a fast food lunch, Well worth it!

This game is funny as hell. If you appreciate humour then you should definitely play it. It is not a particulatly long game. You can complete it in an hour. It has multiple endings so thats probably more than one hour. Will be playing Metal as ♥♥♥♥ next.