RESIDENT EVIL RESISTANCE

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RenTheCat May 26, 2020 @ 2:11pm
Martin Sandwich to be removed from the game for Sexual Harrassment
After several complains from Birkin, Mr X and now Nemesis, Capcom has agreed to remove Martin from the game.

Flashing people in a professional environment is extremely out of place and I am glad that decision has been reached. We don't need exibitionists in this game. Martin had just one job, flashing just Sam. But no, he choose to flash everyone, even poor virgin innocent Valerie.

Bye bye Martin.
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Neru* May 26, 2020 @ 2:30pm 
But if they remove Martin the game will die for good! :runeshock:
RenTheCat May 26, 2020 @ 2:31pm 
Originally posted by Neru*:
But if they remove Martin the game will die for good! :runeshock:

What is dead may never die
Neru* May 26, 2020 @ 2:35pm 
We could also just replace every Survivor (except Martin), MM, Creature and Bio Weapon with Martin.

Martin flashing Martin should be A-Okay.
RenTheCat May 26, 2020 @ 2:47pm 
Originally posted by Neru*:
We could also just replace every Survivor (except Martin), MM, Creature and Bio Weapon with Martin.

Martin flashing Martin should be A-Okay.

Thou darest remove our God Samuel from our game!?!?
Neru* May 26, 2020 @ 2:53pm 
Originally posted by RenTheCat:
Originally posted by Neru*:
We could also just replace every Survivor (except Martin), MM, Creature and Bio Weapon with Martin.

Martin flashing Martin should be A-Okay.

Thou darest remove our God Samuel from our game!?!?
Duh. Martin is all we need!
AngryPotato May 26, 2020 @ 3:42pm 
But...it's the only thing he's good at.
RenTheCat May 26, 2020 @ 3:54pm 
Originally posted by kes21460:
But...it's the only thing he's good at.

No he isn't. At least if you're gonna flash it, it should be big, but Martin's is below average. Flash grenades last longer.
Martin should stay! He's cute, with style (I'd want that special outfit for so long... can't get it). What need to be removed from the game is hackers with cheat engine. They are the real sexual harassment in the gaming world.
Chouno May 26, 2020 @ 9:47pm 
That's a quality sh**post +1
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Date Posted: May 26, 2020 @ 2:11pm
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