I probably have 90+ hours logged on this game outside of Steam, so here's some beer money for ZUN.

i have a friend who would constantly state how much he wanted a footjob from mokou and i didn't know who mokou was so i searched it up and she was from touhou so i wanted to play a touhou game cause it looked funny (ik mokou isnt from this game but legacy of lunatic kingdom looked really snazzy). he also said he wanted to sniff reimu's armpits or something idk.

suffice to say i don't think i have played enough time to develop armpit and feet fetishes but i can assure you, you will develop a CBT (not the cognitive behavioral therapy kind) thing after how much glowing balls are slammed into your face and you die repeatedly cuz your friend reads out their essay of why they should marry marisa kirisame and how much they hate that the "dimensional barrier seperating gensokyo and the real world is seperating their love" while your crying cause you can't even get past stage 3 on hard mode cause you suck ballz (this only applies to me) whilst your stuck with a dellusional marisa kirisame fan in a discord call, or someone keeps spamming tewi inaba barefooted in your dms and you keep getting notifications of it and you tell them to stop then they say "i want to lick those rabbit feet so badly" and then you wonder to yourself how the actual touhou fanbase is because your friends won't stop mentioning feet and armpits on discord.

idk maybe im bad at the game cuz i haven't hit a point of delusion where i want to marry a touhou character or recieve an armpit/foot/(whatever body part) job but legacy of lunatic kingdom is pretty cool cause theres a rabbit girl with a gun (i think her name is like raisin inaba or someting), a rabbit girl with a funny hammer, an other rabit girl i forgo name of, a frog lady person, marisa kirisame (ik her name cuz my friend wants to marry her), reimu hakurei (i also know her name cuz my friend likes her armpits), a santa elf, i think sephiroth from final fantasy 7 but a girl, an american clown, _____ (idk why i can't type her name??), and this weird planet girl who clearly shops at hot topic.

all in all if you removed the weird friends who wont stop mentioning weird things about touhou girls (not included in the game thankfully) this is a pretty fun yet painful experience that you probably will regret in the coming future. i didn't regret it. yet.

Junko

Now I understand why the fear of clowns is so deep-seated in the human psyche

My friend promised me gay sex if I beat this on lunatic

Update: I did it GG

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The Clown makes me want to die

Clownpiece (クラウンピース Kuraunpīsu) is a fairy of Hell. She is also one of the protagonists of Visionary Fairies in Shrine.


Clownpiece appeared as the Stage 5 Boss in Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom and as one of the protagonists of Visionary Fairies in Shrine, along with Sunny Milk, Star Sapphire, and Luna Child. She is Hecatia Lapislazuli's subordinate, who has instructed her to live in Gensokyo for the time being. She currently lives under the Hakurei Shrine in a replica Hell she made for herself. Other characters often refer to her as "Piece", a shortening of her name.

Personality
Clownpiece is similar in nature to many of the other fairies in Touhou: she is playful, mischievous, childish, and a little bit dumb. She enjoys the aesthetics of Hell, often leading to strange looks from others; however, this is because it reminds her of home. She enjoys pranking anybody she can, friends included. She often joins the Three Fairies of Light in their own schemes, pranks, and adventures, and has a little bit of a rivalry with Cirno over the title of the "strongest". Generally, she is a fun-loving person who's also a little bit ignorant of her surroundings: she's set fire to the Hakurei Shrine by accident on more than one occasion.

Abilities

• Driving people to madness
  With the flame of her torch, Clownpiece is able to drive others insane. According to herself, any human looking at the light of her torch would be unable to maintain their sanity, making her able to mess with their minds. In the Human Village, she used this ability to make villagers extremely irritable and short-tempered, attacking each other for trivial reasons. According to her, going crazy means bringing out one's true strength.
  Clownpiece claims that, while this may seem like an unusual power for a nature spirit, it's nothing strange in Hell where "nature" consists mainly of the souls of the dead. The torch itself is made with the lifeforce of those that fell in Hell.
  
  
• Making lifeforce go berserk
  The true power of Clownpiece's flame is revealed by Eternity Larva, who recognized the power she experienced during the Four Seasons incident. The flame of the torch is able to affect the lifeforce and make it go berserk. Eternity used this power in full winter to instantly make it summer near the Hakurei Shrine, filling bare trees with leaves, and even turning some of them into palm trees. Although this completely consumed the torch's fire, she assumed it would eventually be back on its own.
  
  
• Embodiment of impurity
  Clownpiece was among the fairies exposed to Junko's abilities prior to the events of Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom, transforming her into a being of pure lifeforce whom the Lunarians could not fight without becoming permanently tainted. It's unclear whether this is still true by the time she comes to Gensokyo.

Origin
Clownpiece is based on lampads, nymphs who serve the goddess Hecate, the basis of Hecatia. Lampads accompany Hecate on her night-time travels and carry torches which have the power to drive someone to madness, like Clownpiece.

Design
Clownpiece wears leggings and a shirt with the pattern similar to the American flag. As she resembles a jester, she has a frilled collar and a purple, polka-dotted jester's hat. She has long, blonde hair and pink eyes. She also has a pair of fairy wings and carries a torch.

Games
Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom
Clownpiece's sprite in LoLK[en.touhouwiki.net]

Literature
Visionary Fairies in Shrine
While setting up a prank on Reimu Hakurei, The Three Fairies of Light hear her make mention of a new fairy. Curious about her identity, they travel to the Human Village, where they find Clownpiece manipulating the minds of the humans there, causing them to become aggressive toward one another. When confronted by The Three Fairies of Light, Clownpiece explains her power to drive people mad, and mentions that she is from Hell, but doesn't want to return there. Impressed by her ability, they invite her to live with them, but she declines, stating that she has someone else to live with. At the mention of pranking opportunities, however, Clownpiece expresses curiosity toward their abilities, and they introduce themselves. However, Clownpiece fails to comprehend and memorize their fairly simple introduction, so Sunny Milk tells her not to worry about it. Luna Child warns Clownpiece not to play her pranks in the Human Village, because the Shrine Maiden has her eye on Clownpiece. With that, The Three Fairies of Light depart home. As they leave, Clownpiece remarks her interest in the three of them.

Junko
Junko tried to fill the moon with fairies' life forces by using her ability and Clownpiece.

Hecatia Lapislazuli
Clownpiece is a subordinate of Hecatia, who allows Junko to use Clownpiece in her scheme against the Lunar Capital.

Clownpiece's winter outfit as seen in Visionary Fairies in Shrine[en.touhouwiki.net]

Clownpiece on the back cover of Alternative Facts in Eastern Utopia[en.touhouwiki.net]

Eternity Larva using Clownpiece's torch to make it summer near the Hakurei Shrine (Visionary Fairies in Shrine).[en.touhouwiki.net]

• Her character art pose resembles the Statue of Liberty.
  
• She chose to use the star-spangled pattern on her clothes after having seen the American flag on the Moon.
  
• When asked in an interview with Toby Fox, ZUN mentioned that Clownpiece was designed with the American flag and in the Statue of Liberty pose because he thinks of the Lunar Capital as China and thus the natural enemy is America.

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