Funny stories

[buford The Strongest]

Anyone have some funny stories yet?

I tried to steal some food from a bear but it ran at 70 miles per hour and smacked me on the head, Later I found 3 dispersal females and I courted one but the second I courted her, the other two ♥♥♥♥ing jump their sister and I couldn't help and she died. Then a minute later one of the other dispersals attacked a cougar so I helped her but then she died and the other ran off. Honestly I was laughing my ♥♥♥ off the whole time. Please post if you have any

[SunnyD]

me and my mate became wolf murderers because we really liked walking allong the river side at the valley, but they are so greedy! so we killed them all

[Portalcat]

So I Had Found a Dispersal Wolf, (She was alone) and So I did the courtship stuff, then these 2 other wolves ran and took her with them, II was like... "I Gotta Find Her'' And So I Ran After Them and Then The Dispersal Wolf Ran Off While The 2 Others Bit My Neck From Each Side, I Luckily Slipped Away From Them and Once I Was Safe I Just Thought Too Myself, "Over Protective Parents or What?''
Still Remains one of the funniest moments so far

[lunarwolf4]

I was roaming around the border between the two pack territories (or at least I assume they were different).
Long story short, I was ambushed by one pack's patrol, and while trying to run away from them, I ran into the patrol from the other territory. What happened?
The patrol from the first pack attacked the wolves from the second pack.
I sat aside and watched as they killed each other.
xDDD

[Sans the Hedgehog]

chasing coyote
coyote runs up into the sky and disappears

[Kia]

I had the game set to 'mate permadies.' I was on a trial period with a pretty chocolate brown bold female and we were having an adventure; we chased off a pack wolf from its own territory, harassed some dispersals and a cougar, and hunted a mule deer. I find this really steep cliff which I approach to take a screenshot of us howling together and instead of stopping next to me, she goes FLYING off the edge into the ravine and, I'm assuming now, dies. I didn't know there was fall damage but I did know she wouldn't be able to get back up to me so my dumb self follows her and I die as well, to fall damage.

[Jewel Wildmoon]

Originally posted by Sivler:

chasing coyote
coyote runs up into the sky and disappears

He got so scared that he became a ghost x'D

[Delhyp]

My mate and I were taking a rest by a mountian side, when I went up to rest atop a hill that grew out of the mountian, my mate decided to jump off. Apperantly, they could fly, because they continued to glide for a few seconds before comically falling 15 meters to the ground! It gave me a chuckle and a little internal scream as i thought they would die.

[buford The Strongest]

Originally posted by Chaotic:

I had the game set to 'mate permadies.' I was on a trial period with a pretty chocolate brown bold female and we were having an adventure; we chased off a pack wolf from its own territory, harassed some dispersals and a cougar, and hunted a mule deer. I find this really steep cliff which I approach to take a screenshot of us howling together and instead of stopping next to me, she goes FLYING off the edge into the ravine and, I'm assuming now, dies. I didn't know there was fall damage but I did know she wouldn't be able to get back up to me so my dumb self follows her and I die as well, to fall damage.

wait i know u from the isle that's crazyy

[Kia]

Ik I remember you too. I think you played on Rogue Realism or sth? Or maybe it was Pangaea can't remember.

[buford The Strongest]

Maybe cause all I know that I was just banned. Alot actually. But hey whatever Wolfquest 3 is out yayy. I've actaully seen a lot of Isle players here

[Tiny._.Timmi]

I have quite a few! I was courting a male wolf and we were following the scent of a herd of elk. We were on the verge of running downhill, until he went FLYING. He shot straight up and fell a good 20 feet away, all the way down the hill. He was somehow fine!
I once made the horrible mistake of sleeping beside my freshly killed carcass. When I awoke, a bear, stranger wolf patrol, cougar, fox and a group of coyotes were all around me. Needless to say, I was gone REAL QUICK.

[Iexistiguess]

literally an interspecies war. I slept beside a kill and woke up and instantly a bear spawned and a lot of coyotes, I was like WELP I AM DEAD and then two female dispersal wolves ran in at 100mph and the coyotes ran away(idk if they fought them, I was too busy being chased by the bear who I lost.) Then I went back and one of the females became my mate.

[Wild🖤Rose]

My wolf climbed a tree and got stuck in it.

[✾Divine Twins]

Was going down the various bluffs to go see the river and my mate slipped down the steep slope. I soon followed and died in a rock from falling. Then was fighting off three wolves in their territory and just before I could kill one so the others can run, it went outside the map boundary and I couldn't kill it >:c

[Isabellyz]

Idk if this is funny but I found two dispersal males and they started to bond with each other. I was like hello?