What's the funniest thing that's ever happened to you in a single-player game?

[.: Lynax :.]

I'm honestly curious, as something really stupid happened to me recently.

So yeah fleas. Fleas caused the majority of my pups demise.
I was in a wooded den, and I sucked at marking territory often, so my pups uh... wouldn't live past puphood.

The fleas had drove my pups out of the den (and I hated the scratching), so I decided to try to stay as local as possible and choose an exposed den in my territory. I chose a den right next to the (don't remember the name) pack, WHOOPS THAT WAS A BAD IDEA.

Skip some time, a few of my 5 pups have reached the correct weight but my runt needed more food, so I decided to quickly hunt.

I forgot to bark at the pups so they'd go into their den and yeah, eagle attacks. 2 pups had fallen to the eagle (and I wish it was the runt ngl), so we have 3 pups, one needing fed asap. 2 pack wolves attack, and yet again, 2 pups die (thankfully including the runt this time.)

However, against the odds I had managed to take my last pup to the rendezvous sight and hurrah the bloodline continues.

But to explain how this all happened:
Yes it was Accurate. I regret Accurate.

[AbelWolf076]

Funniest thing? well...I was playing as my wolf, Ashton on Accurate and apparently, once he got a potential mate. I immediately go to a carcass I killed, a bear was there and my potential mate dies and it was the quickest death, I think she took 2-3 hits and she was dead.

I was pissed, but it was funny because she died within a 5 minute mate thing with Ashton.

[.: Lynax :.]

Ursprungligen skrivet av AbelWolf076:

Funniest thing? well...I was playing as my wolf, Ashton on Accurate and apparently, once he got a potential mate. I immediately go to a carcass I killed, a bear was there and my potential mate dies and it was the quickest death, I think she took 2-3 hits and she was dead.

I was pissed, but it was funny because she died within a 5 minute mate thing with Ashton.

Bet you anything it was -2 health LMAO

[Ominous Odyssey]

(Copy/pasting what I said on a different post, still fits pretty well)

Quote: "I think it was a bug, but towards the end of my previous litter we had moved to a rendezvous and claimed it, there was a mother mule deer right on it though. My mate was very hungry at the time but I was too low on health to try and help her kill the mother. After claiming the site I went just around the edges of it to look for the hidden fawn in the nearby grass patches. I looked back for a second at the mother to make sure I wasn't too far off and what I see is my mate zooming by it (at a very unnatural speed for the game) and it just dropped dead instantly. My mate didn't even do a biting animation or anything, just ran past it. I came up just in time to see that she was already eating it (the food bar was draining crazy fast, mate wasn't even on or beside the corpse, just chomping on the grass a little away where she had stopped). It was gone in 3-4ish seconds upon dying. Mate hadn't lost any health or anything either.

Was told this may be some sort of glitch. Only thing I can think of is time accelerated for my mate for some weird reason after I left the range of the site, even though I could still see it clearly. Strangest thing I've ever seen."

Strange, but amusing, just another thing that made me remember that particular mate.

[Daisy]

For me I guess it's just the game still being a little buggy. Sometimes while I feed if my prey has died on a incline and I have to reposition to be able to eat, I then have my hindquarters floating in the air. My furry butt levitates as I refuel haha

[richeykid123]

uhm it was in amathst i think but a mule deer fawn was running along, WIthout a mother. Idk if it was a bug but it was sad and funny

[AbelWolf076]

Ursprungligen skrivet av richeykid123:

uhm it was in amathst i think but a mule deer fawn was running along, WIthout a mother. Idk if it was a bug but it was sad and funny

I've seen this plenty of times but it could be that the mom died by other wolves and the fawn is alone.

[Agent22.Time]

I keep coming back to my pups arranged in a circle around the food i leave with them like they're having a ritual; once it even looked like a smiley face!

[Jerboa_Queen]

Was doing a run where I could only hunt and eat rabbits, and right next to my den, and I mean a 5-10 second run, was an elk herd that grazed right there.
So the one time I had easy access to an elk herd, I couldn't have it

[queenbling4]

I had already killed a fawn, and I was headed back to my den. When I came across a mother mule deer with four fawns following her. I put the fawn I had killed down and went to follow them. The mother only protected one of the babies even though the other ones still followed her.

[ROBBIN DEEZ NUTS]

1. I was playing as a female wolf yesterday, a two year old snob who had just left her pack and was looking for a 4 star diversity mate powerful enough to take down elk alongside her and he had to have a black coat. She was picky, and it was a ridiculous amount of in game days before she found a pack male looking to leave his home. After fighting off two opposing females, she managed to get him to agree to courtship... But- I hadn't anticipated for him to be so uninterested. He was constantly out of sight and very rarely paid attention to her attempts at trying to woo him, it took four or five elk hunts for him to agree to being official. The master of playing hard to get!

Cinder is self-oriented and prideful, I feel as if Sol ( the male she chased for so long ) was determined to strip her of her outer walls and reveal the underlying curiosity and ambition that lies underneath what she presents to the world. Especially seeing as now that they're together, he doesn't let anything remotely dangerous get close.

2. ... All of my 6 pups decided to run away on my very first run, ALL 6 DECIDED TO RUN AWAY-