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I'm about ready to cook em all myself.
Also, Who puts a freaking chicken coup right out side their house???? Peeps keep them far away thats why in like every story you don't know all your chickens got merked by a wolf IRL until you wake up an at 7:00 am instead of 6. That rooster ded.
Edited: when i said peeps i didn't mean the candy or people in game, i meant People in real life. Chickens also smell so bad IRL so we wouldn't want them close to the house.
My issue is not with having chickens (in-game don't forget lol, not real life!) or with their noise - it's with the fact they're crowing - which chickens don't do because they're not roosters.
It's a game mechanic thing for simplicity i guess..
For example, needing two hens for them to be able to lay eggs is also kinda weird.
A real life hen lays eggs wether or not a rooster is around. Just unfertilized.
Hens do crow though lol. They're loud little ladies, especially when they're hungry or want to stretch their legs.
I can see it's a bunch of men mansplaining to me about chickens roll eyes :D
Anyway, prob solved in-game - don't feed them, that way they don't.... crow, like a rooster.
https://youtu.be/ZQ1GqC9ZMJ0
Enjoy. Visit a farm one day, tease em with a bit of corn, you'll get some crows when they get fed up lol.
They really really do crow, i promiseeeee. Ultraviolent knows best lol. I am just saying, having chickens be angry IRL and then going to their coop to hear them as you get closer you feel the goatness coming out of them. Screaming and yelling i'm srs.
Hens will also take the rooster place and exhibiting rooster behavior if no roosters are present.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tncCjNguBlc
But hey, I'm glad the community found something silly to complain about again.