What's with the gay anime boys holding candles?

[EzLo54]

Scarlet Devil Mansion has only female fairy maids. So why this?

[EzLo54]

I know it's a small nitpick but it really pissed me off seeing them for the first time.

[Awipka]

And what about big armored dudes (or living armor) with axes?

[AlanWaP]

Why do you think that SDM has only female fairy maids, and it cannot have man sevants?
SDM even has goblins in fact

[EzLo54]

I don't mind the goblins but male servants just doesn't feel right for SDM. Plus it's Touhou we're talking about. Not some random dating sim having sexy males.

[D-Black Catto]

spoiler:they are tombyos

[Nohead]

Originally posted by EzLo54:

I don't mind the goblins but male servants just doesn't feel right for SDM. Plus it's Touhou we're talking about. Not some random dating sim having sexy males.

1. We just swapped Rumia with Rumia 2.
OP: no big deal.

2. We made Patchouli playable character but made no substitute character for her level.
OP: who cares.

3. We basically pasted Koakuma, Sakuya and Rumia 2.0 because we could not came up with another new character.
OP: Its Ok.

4. Dialogues are so badly translated to english, its hard to imagine that living being could produce them.
OP: I do not mind that.

5. No key config, because reasons. Ending theme does not unlocks, because reasons.
OP: I sleep.

6. There are male butlers, probably because Sakuya get tired from hiring fairies as low quality maids. And there are probably hobgoblins somewhere if game takes place after Ten Desires.
OP: NOT MY GENSOKYO! NOT MY GENSOKYO! MY BONER IS RUINED! NOT MY GENSOKYO!

P.S.: game is good. I just don't get OP obsession with this irrevelant detail.

[EzLo54]

Originally posted by Nohead:

Originally posted by EzLo54:

I don't mind the goblins but male servants just doesn't feel right for SDM. Plus it's Touhou we're talking about. Not some random dating sim having sexy males.

1. We just swapped Rumia with Rumia 2.
OP: no big deal.

2. We made Patchouli playable character but made no substitute character for her level.
OP: who cares.

3. We basically pasted Koakuma, Sakuya and Rumia 2.0 because we could not came up with another new character.
OP: Its Ok.

4. Dialogues are so badly translated to english its hard to imagine that living being could produce them.
OP: I do not mind that.

5. There are male butlers, probably because Sakuya get tired from hiring fairies as low quality maids. And there are probably hobgoblins somewhere if game takes place after Ten Desires.
OP: NOT MY GENSOKYO! NOT MY GENSOKYO! MY BONER IS RUINED! NOT MY GENSOKYO!

1. Basically nobody cares about Rumia because she is the first boss.
2. Pathcouli is popular enough,so I guess she's a playable character in this game. Youmu was playable in Ten Desires,yet no one minded.
3. Koakuma needed some attention.
4. Story doesn't matter if the gameplay is good.
5. They're out of place because 98% of the characters in the Touhou universe are female.

[Nohead]

Originally posted by EzLo54:

1. Basically nobody cares about Rumia because she is the first boss.
2. Pathcouli is popular enough,so I guess she's a playable character in this game. Youmu was playable in Ten Desires,yet no one minded.
3. Koakuma needed some attention.
4. Story doesn't matter if the gameplay is good.
5. They're out of place because 98% of the characters in the Touhou universe are female.

Basically can be summarised: "Not only my objections are making no sense, I will also strawman actual posts to make myself feel justified".
Ok dude. Call me back when you actually will address what I posted.

[EzLo54]

I'm not in the mood to argue about stupid ♥♥♥♥ on the internet. So can you forget about this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ topic existed and go do something better with your life? Thanks.