This game was made by a conversion therapy-supporting Danish hypnotist. I'm not even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joking. Google it. You can't make this ♥♥♥♥ up.

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
X Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
X Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
X Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Human
X Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
X Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
X Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
X Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
X Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
X Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
X You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
X The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs


All of the reviews on here are jokes, so I thought I'd do you all a service: It's terrible. Don't buy it. Just.... don't.

this game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks

Nice easy achievements!

I'm on a mission to play as many games as possible in Alphabetical order, and you can watch my review here: https://youtu.be/d6lMYv3Ofqk

tl;dr
An appropriately bug-riddled mess that is outright broken. Guns are weaker than the starting melee weapon, stats can be upgraded to make you able to fly, money is earned from a painfully slow trash-sorting minigame which can then take 10-20 minutes to tally afterwards.
Oh and unless you pay an unknown amount of in-game currency to by a new character, you might not ever play as a cyborg, just a regular human that looks like something out of a nightmare.

'1st Core The Zombie Killing Cyborg by Jesper Skjærbæk (PC 2018)

This is an amateurish 2018 unity game developed by a single Denmark indie developer named Jesper Skjaerbaek. Jesper is also a full-time hypnotist who likes to help people lose weight through hypnosis, as well an established author and some type of part time janitor. I’m not kidding…

This game is exactly what it looks like, which is a product of a guy trying to learn gaming development by dabbling in the Unity programme and its assets and trying to earn a few bucks on the side. It sells for $1.50 on Steam. 35 achievements, one which is bugged and only seems to unlock on hard setting. There is also a nasty game breaking bug. If you exit a level any other way than through the trash compactor the game will lock up when you try to attempt a level again.

There are 6 levels, all consisting of the same objectives which is to destroy built-up insect hives. The story is set in 2035 where garbage waste has taken over the planet and insects are evolving because of it. As a first core response cyborg unit, you’re commissioned to collect the waste and destroy the zombie boss which has mutated from all the waste lying about in the last level.

In final, it lacks a lot of NPC interaction and animation which is kind of suggested to be contained in the game when you look at trailers and the title screen. There is a nasty bug which has not been fixed since the game was created. I don’t believe in hypnosis like this dev does, but when I look deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper into the game (Oh look I’m now a chicken) …

https://youtu.be/egC7hBN_xXE

My Reviews: https://store.steampowered.com/curator/6843548/
My Zombie Wiki Discord: https://discord.gg/cCCA44f

No game on steam can compare to this masterpiece

Runing over bugs with garbage truck and cleaning nice idea,
UI need some work and fixes that also affect the UX.

The price asked for a game seems a bit much given how other games at this price can be far be better than this one. Still this is a decent game to play. I say that because its most likely made by one guy doing all the artwork alone so that deserves some attention. Only played it for 20 ish minutes while i made this review also would ask the developer to decrease the price or do a sale. Then buying it would make more sense. All things considered game needs a bit more finishing touch and some better textures. Other than that its half decent.

I recently contacted the Nobel Peace Prize committee about this game. This game could possibly end all wars. Why, might you ask? It's because this game is so astronomically bad that everyone would universally hate it. Look this isn't personal. The developer could win a nobel prize for his efforts. All in all I recommend it to everyone so we can all stop conflict and focus on destroying ♥♥♥♥♥♥ games.

Thank you Jasper for giving me a great indie survival game! I had requested a steam key a few days ago and you actually were nice and gave one to me and granted me a key last night, in which I just used it to get this game now! I love the game! The concept of a survival game where you squash bugs and other things while having an entertaining map is very fun! Everyone needs to consider your a single developer. and that you can't please everybody and everything. To everyone, if you aren't one to try indie games or games made by single developers who are somewhat trying to make a game here, then don't get it. But if your like me, I would rate this game a 9/10!