easy achievements.

Things this game does not have:

- Towers. Which makes the tag "tower defense" rather misleading.
- Control over units. Your units march out of your castle and on three paths toward the enemy castle. This is all they do.
- Indicators for level, wave, hitpoints or anything else. At some point you'll get a 60 seconds countdown before a level ends, but it seems random when or if it happens. Some earlier levels were notably longer than later ones.
- Different maps. I can't tell what level I'm in, but I would guess 13 or 14 and so far all had the exact same map.
- Spell variety. Considering spells are the only thing you have to influence what happens, two are not a whole lot. There might be a third one behind the one locked slot, but I'm not holding my breath.
- Ability variety. Even during levels you will be offered the same set of upgrades again and again. There is no "Slash Damage II" or some form of higher version.
- Soundtrack variety. There is only one track and it instantly gave me a strong Heroes of Might and Magic III flashback. It's either a ripoff or straight from the game. But at least it's a decent track.
- Skip option for intro. You have to sit through the terrible voiceover and the irrelevant "story".
- Exit Game button.
- Windowed mode.
- Need for strategy. Increase Damage and Increase Troops is all you need, though unlocking the Spellbook is a good idea because it gives you two more buttons to click (for a total of 4).

The Castle Disaster 2 is a "tower" defense game where you defend a castle against a pre-set swarm of invaders. The key difference is that instead of placing towers, your castle sends your own swarm of defenders out, something that annoyingly, you don't get any control over. After each wave you can upgrade your castle and spells, although this seems largely needless, because you can simply end the level and "win" by pressing spacebar.

If this seems wrong, that's because it is. The game is fixed resolution, has poor quality hand drawn art, and a brutally bad translation to English. There's only one map but you don't play it anyway, because each level can be passed by pressing spacebar. That's a perfect representation of the rest of the quality of the game. The defensive spells didn't even seem to work, and besides it became apparently a better choice just to press space instead of actually try to play the game anyway. Maybe in later levels you don't automatically win by pressing spacebar, but the game was so bad I couldn't get further than the first few levels anyway.

Do I recommend this game? Certainly not... there's some irony in the way the developers titled the game a "disaster". I can't imagine how bad the first game would have been, considering this is a sequel.

The Development Disaster 2.

this game kinda just plays itself. you upgrade your spells or tower
tower spawns troops randomly
2 spells lightning and move them back
thatd 100% of the game!!!
5th thing to unlock but ive made it to level 50 and unlocked nothing
same thing over and over...
- broken achievements

Broken achievement