to put this in a brief and simple manner in a way that most everyone can understand, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a laundry machine is as fun as this game. i'd much rather get my ♥♥♥♥ covered in detergent than ever play this game again.

it is broken. you can glitch the camera through walls, the "dialogue" consists soley of broken english and unfinished trees. the only redeeming quality of this game is the model of the main character (which is probably a stolen model, too). the enemies are a joke at best. you can outrun them at an incredible rate. they barely hurt you and are just really weak.

i attempted to try the "kill them all mode," and the only reason why is to see if it had any reference to Metallica's Kill Em All album. I went in expecting literally nothing and was still soul-shatteringly disapointed. instantly my ears were bombarded with painful, painful excuses of music which I immidiately turned off. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pedobears straight from 2010 started sprinting at me. i ran to pick up the gun, which leads me to my final point as to why this is probably the worst game ive ever played.

the guns are broken.
the guns are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken.
w h a t

you'll pick it up then check the bindings to see what number you have to press to get the gun equipped.
your eyes scroll through the options. you find the rifle label, and your eyes scroll to the right.

&.

*&*.

how in the name of ♥♥♥♥ do you press &.

what
the
♥♥♥♥.

you try to rebind it but it instantly binds it back. its like it knows you want ot solve the problem.

just, save yourself the time and dont get this game.

Overall,this is a good game.But there are too many bugs.The phenomenon of wearing a model in the game is very serious.In the first level with a skill can fly out of the map. In the game level,you can add a few more medicai packages.You can add an energy shield to the main character. This is a interesting game.Believe you can do better.

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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In all seriousness just buy ding dong xl, orbt XL etc. for cheap and have a good time waster

Best game possibly ever. Something that the developers are not used to, not being a hentai game. With its upsides this also may possibly be the most glitch filled game ever.


8/10

awesome game, needs some optimization but im sure that will come in the next update or so...

Hey I liked this game alot however I have not come anywhere near completing it. The key bindings are very strange, they need some work. I would recommend this game but I still have more to play first in order to give it a definite good or bad rating. Hopefully you guys can see some of the game-play with the video below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA9qd8xBk14&feature=youtu.be

Bad

Not online in this game.

not good

It's sure something