Bad Design Choices from Fazbear Entertainment

[Tatters]

Let's do something stupid. Let's point out all of the flaws on Fazbear Entertainment's in-universe record. Let's over-analyze a video game series by looking at how soundly the company would survive in the real world.

Observations and Unseen Headcanons are both allowed

General

- Huge ducts and vents children can easily crawl through. (Salty)

- Letting animatronics they KNOW are deadly roam at night. (Salty)

- Repeatedly covering up Nightguard deaths. (Salty)

- General unprofessionalism + Odor. (Salty)

FNAF 1 - Freddy Fazbear's Pizza

- Restroom Cameras. Granted, they're in the hallway, not the stalls, but still odd.

- Kitchen Camera isn't fixed for over a week, potentially longer.

- Putting Pineapples on Pizza

- Keeping the place open when there's clearly signs of murder floating around the animatronics.

- Giving the threatened Night Guards limited power to save on the electricity bill. (Salty)

FNAF 2 - Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, 1987

- Leaving out a dismantled animatronic for CHILDREN to play with, without removing any bits and pieces that could be choked on or cause stab wounds.

- Look at the camera map. There is no place that a kitchen might be.

- - Letting an animatronic bite a child's head

- A lack of doors in the security office, so any kid could wander in and tamper. (Jinx)

- Absurdly wide vents kids can easily fit into. (Jinx)

- Exposed Wires EVERYWHERE. (Jinx)

- Bathroom and Nightmarish Broken Robots are about 3 feet from each other if that. (DejectedAxe)

- Multiple Shifts done with the same cup and straw. (Breadspy)

- Mangle has likely caused at least 28 Stab Wounds. (BaldI)

- Broken down animatronics kept in a random room. (Zafzafrox)

- Giving the Nightguards a mask that can suffocate them. (Salty)

- The Party Rooms are in clear sight of vent openings, the security office, and the parts & service room. (Nuke)

FNAF 3 - Fazbear's Fright

- Openly acknowledging fire hazards but not bothering to fix them.

- Potentially stealing someone's cosplay head as a decoration.

- Using "authenticity" as an excuse for dangerous bits and pieces.

- The springlocks. Just, everything about them. (Salty)

- They kept a hostile animatronic for a week, and presumably would keep it longer had the place not burned down. (Salty)

- "Adding to the experience" by having systems REALLY break down for no reason.

- Allowing a Hot Dog to stay out in the open for a week or longer. (Breadspy)

FNAF 4 - Fredbear's Family Diner

- NEED I SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE POOR KIDDO

FNAF SL - "Circus Baby's Pizza World"

- Engineers and Safety Standards People clearly didn't look at the animatronic blueprints, though this is more of their fault.

- HandUnit recognizes animatronics on stage based on unclear properties, allowing for the stunt of hanging the engineers.

- Carelessness for the Breaker Room's condition.

- Haphazardly storing Funtime Freddy in the clearly-breaking-down Breaker Room, and hoping he doesn't break out in the middle of a show.

- The Scooping Room's door is DANGEROUSLY far from the Scooper. (Th3all4r0undG4m3r)

- NO ONE tried to figure out why Circus Baby and friends left once. (Salty)

- Allowing animatronics KNOWN FOR MURDER be the star attraction. (Salty)

- Circus Baby's containment device is clearly visible. (Zafzafrox)

FFPS - Custom Pizzeria

- The existence of Lemonade Clown and Fruit Punch Clown.

- Candy Cadet's stories are NOT for kids.

- Lefty being allowed on during the day. (Salty)

- Security Puppet can easily be detained with lightweight boxes on it's own. (Salty)

- Purposely burning down the building, while it's open no less! (Salty)

- Music Man. (Salty)

- El Chip is pretty racist. (Plant)

FNAF: Help Wanted - Multiple Locations

- Cockroach Infestation (Salty)

[Tatters]

Salty Gibus の投稿を引用：

Lemonade Clown and Fruit Punch Clown being made to scare kids. Or a bunch of BBs. Still, my point stands.

me の投稿を引用：

- The existence of Lemonade Clown and Fruit Punch Clown.

[Salty Gibus]

HyperGhost の投稿を引用：

Salty Gibus の投稿を引用：

Lemonade Clown and Fruit Punch Clown being made to scare kids. Or a bunch of BBs. Still, my point stands.

me の投稿を引用：

- The existence of Lemonade Clown and Fruit Punch Clown.

Oh, um.....



The fact Mr.Hugs is an animatronic. I mean, seriously, he should just drive right off stage and run over a kid! His hands don't help matters.

[Sixteen]

Again, the fact that a guard (That the company just knew for less than a week)has access to super confidential blueprints just by buying a fat baby (FFPS)

[*Tea sip*]

(Help Wanted) Having animatronics that are KNOWN TO BE MURDEROUS require to be repaired by an organtic workers that are subseptible to injuries, at night, when the murders are known to occur.

[innate_butchery_aptitude]

FNAF 4: Fredbear's head (in the cutscenes) when it opens CLEARLY shows mechanical parts or the mascot wearer's face