Why do so many parents misunderstand/hate FNAF?

[innate_butchery_aptitude]

It's almost like they just look for any reason to hate it. I just read some parent reviews from Common Sense Media and the complaints vary from "tricking kids into playing horror games" to "summons demons into your house." It's sad. Why don't they let kids enjoy what they want to enjoy?

[Ozzy-Lot]

Publicado originalmente por DeJectedAxe HAPPY NEW YEARS:

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Alright, this got me.

This "Fort Night" though, it's like an unholy combination of Johnny Test and Youtube Rewind.

fify

[axe]

guys
guess what this guy is reviewing
"I was scrolling my little Jimmy's Youtube feed, when all of the sudden, this disgusting person named [YT NAME} popped up. A video by the title "We [VERB] a [THING] in the [OTHER THING]" appeared. When I asked little Jimmy about this vile video, he simply responded "[YOUTUBERS QUOTE]!" and ran out the door doing the "dab" and asking people to buy his merchandise. This monster is brainwashing our pure, kindhearted, angelic, children into becoming debauched maniacs, with a thirst for money and views. I warn all parents to NEVER let their child (or children) watch this "[NAME]", if that is his real name."

[Ender]

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this infuriates me, you guys are gonna love this one. this was on shrek.

"This was not a good movie at all. I watched it with my 14 year old daughter tonight and it was awful! And she agreed!!! We could not believe all the swearing in it! Here we thought it would be cute and funny, and it turned out to be stupid and boring. My daughter and I just looked at each other wondering how people with little kids were watching this! I DO NOT recommend this movie to anyone under the age of 13."

Last I checked, there's a very sparse amount of swearing in Shrek...

[axe]

Oh boy, you guys are gonna love this Undertale review
"My issue with Undertale is not the game itself but it makes kids think about stuff that they will look further online and probably get to wrong paths. This game changed my son in a way I don't like it. He never played violent games - he owns Nintendo Wii U and play most Mario games - he is not a fan of shooting games or zombies or anything like that. He used to love Minecraft and met Undertale I don't know how. The thing is, after he bought this game he became obsessed with it and its characters. He lost interest in going out, he does not care about playing with friends, his grades went to A to D, he started to lie to my face about what is doing online.... and everytime I catch him lying is Undertale related. Be aware parents that with the game comes curiosity about a lot of things that kids, teens are not ready to. So they go online and there is a lot of crazyness around this game, innapropriate content, videos, chats... I regret letting him buy this and I'm very worried to the point I will look for professional help.My issue with Undertale is not the game itself but it makes kids think about stuff that they will look further online and probably get to wrong paths. This game changed my son in a way I don't like it. He never played violent games - he owns Nintendo Wii U and play most Mario games - he is not a fan of shooting games or zombies or anything like that. He used to love Minecraft and met Undertale I don't know how. The thing is, after he bought this game he became obsessed with it and its characters. He lost interest in going out, he does not care about playing with friends, his grades went to A to D, he started to lie to my face about what is doing online.... and everytime I catch him lying is Undertale related. Be aware parents that with the game comes curiosity about a lot of things that kids, teens are not ready to. So they go online and there is a lot of crazyness around this game, innapropriate content, videos, chats... I regret letting him buy this and I'm very worried to the point I will look for professional help."

[Ender]

Publicado originalmente por DeJectedAxe HAPPY NEW YEARS:

Oh boy, you guys are gonna love this Undertale review
"My issue with Undertale is not the game itself but it makes kids think about stuff that they will look further online and probably get to wrong paths. This game changed my son in a way I don't like it. He never played violent games - he owns Nintendo Wii U and play most Mario games - he is not a fan of shooting games or zombies or anything like that. He used to love Minecraft and met Undertale I don't know how. The thing is, after he bought this game he became obsessed with it and its characters. He lost interest in going out, he does not care about playing with friends, his grades went to A to D, he started to lie to my face about what is doing online.... and everytime I catch him lying is Undertale related. Be aware parents that with the game comes curiosity about a lot of things that kids, teens are not ready to. So they go online and there is a lot of crazyness around this game, innapropriate content, videos, chats... I regret letting him buy this and I'm very worried to the point I will look for professional help.My issue with Undertale is not the game itself but it makes kids think about stuff that they will look further online and probably get to wrong paths. This game changed my son in a way I don't like it. He never played violent games - he owns Nintendo Wii U and play most Mario games - he is not a fan of shooting games or zombies or anything like that. He used to love Minecraft and met Undertale I don't know how. The thing is, after he bought this game he became obsessed with it and its characters. He lost interest in going out, he does not care about playing with friends, his grades went to A to D, he started to lie to my face about what is doing online.... and everytime I catch him lying is Undertale related. Be aware parents that with the game comes curiosity about a lot of things that kids, teens are not ready to. So they go online and there is a lot of crazyness around this game, innapropriate content, videos, chats... I regret letting him buy this and I'm very worried to the point I will look for professional help."

Seems you copypasted it a few too many times, m8y

[axe]

Publicado originalmente por 🏆EnderTale🏆:

Publicado originalmente por DeJectedAxe HAPPY NEW YEARS:

Oh boy, you guys are gonna love this Undertale review
"My issue with Undertale is not the game itself but it makes kids think about stuff that they will look further online and probably get to wrong paths. This game changed my son in a way I don't like it. He never played violent games - he owns Nintendo Wii U and play most Mario games - he is not a fan of shooting games or zombies or anything like that. He used to love Minecraft and met Undertale I don't know how. The thing is, after he bought this game he became obsessed with it and its characters. He lost interest in going out, he does not care about playing with friends, his grades went to A to D, he started to lie to my face about what is doing online.... and everytime I catch him lying is Undertale related. Be aware parents that with the game comes curiosity about a lot of things that kids, teens are not ready to. So they go online and there is a lot of crazyness around this game, innapropriate content, videos, chats... I regret letting him buy this and I'm very worried to the point I will look for professional help.My issue with Undertale is not the game itself but it makes kids think about stuff that they will look further online and probably get to wrong paths. This game changed my son in a way I don't like it. He never played violent games - he owns Nintendo Wii U and play most Mario games - he is not a fan of shooting games or zombies or anything like that. He used to love Minecraft and met Undertale I don't know how. The thing is, after he bought this game he became obsessed with it and its characters. He lost interest in going out, he does not care about playing with friends, his grades went to A to D, he started to lie to my face about what is doing online.... and everytime I catch him lying is Undertale related. Be aware parents that with the game comes curiosity about a lot of things that kids, teens are not ready to. So they go online and there is a lot of crazyness around this game, innapropriate content, videos, chats... I regret letting him buy this and I'm very worried to the point I will look for professional help."

Seems you copypasted it a few too many times, m8y

oof

[axe]

Let's review The Lego Movie next

[Lil Femboy Toes]

Publicado originalmente por DeJectedAxe HAPPY NEW YEARS:

Let's review The Lego Movie next

Someone make an account and copy and paste this review.

So one day me and my 5 year old son were checking out the toy aisle at hooters. When my son noticed a figurine of emet from Lego movie he started screaming and he had a seizure on the floor. I sent him to the hospital and he said to me that emmeht told him to open the gates of hell and worship the devil. Now I was shocked to hear this so I watched the Lego movie alone when my son was sleeping the night after he went to the hospital and what I saw gave me ptsd. Lego people were torturing and killing each other brutally it was so bad it reminded me of that satanic hellspawn game DOOM. The villain was obviosly anti capitalist propaganda and there was so much so sad story sexism in the movie like uuhhhh. Do not let your child watch this the movie is meant to turn your child into a hell slave and communist. -1/10

[Smithsiblings4]

Publicado originalmente por DeJectedAxe HAPPY NEW YEARS:

Publicado originalmente por 🏆EnderTale🏆:

Oh, true.
Hmm...
Fortnite

Ok, now, someone start us off.

I have one for Fortnite: "Concerned Christian father here, recently my 11 year old son downloaded the video game Fortnite after playing it at a friend’s house. While I didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had taken up hard drugs and smoking. When asked to do his homework, he called me a “default” and did a strange dance. His grades have been dropping heavily ever since that day and now he’s threatening me with violence. Yesterday I entered his room to see him smoking a cigar and playing extremely Loud rave (sinner) music, he has dyed his hair blue and now refuses to go to Bible study unless we “take the battle bus”. I don’t know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transport except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?"

[axe]

Publicado originalmente por smithboys5:

Publicado originalmente por DeJectedAxe HAPPY NEW YEARS:

Ok, now, someone start us off.

Please I am so concerned, what do I do?"

Sir, have you tried turning your son off and on again?

[Smithsiblings4]

Publicado originalmente por DeJectedAxe HAPPY NEW YEARS:

Publicado originalmente por smithboys5:

Please I am so concerned, what do I do?"

Sir, have you tried turning your son off and on again?

yes, and I think he's broken

[axe]

Publicado originalmente por smithboys5:

Publicado originalmente por DeJectedAxe HAPPY NEW YEARS:

Sir, have you tried turning your son off and on again?

yes, and I think he's broken

Hm, well, if there's smoke coming out of your son, and it seems that there's a bunch of random colors flashing, then it's probably dead. You should head to a local Repair Stor- I mean, a Christian Repair Store, and get him fixed.

[Smithsiblings4]

Publicado originalmente por DeJectedAxe HAPPY NEW YEARS:

Publicado originalmente por smithboys5:

yes, and I think he's broken

Hm, well, if there's smoke coming out of your son, and it seems that there's a bunch of random colors flashing, then it's probably dead. You should head to a local Repair Stor- I mean, a Christian Repair Store, and get him fixed.

btw, I got that review from a Discord server

that's a good idea, but he still refuses to go anywhere unless we take the "Battle bus"

[Ender]

Publicado originalmente por smithboys5:

Publicado originalmente por DeJectedAxe HAPPY NEW YEARS:

Ok, now, someone start us off.

I have one for Fortnite: "Concerned Christian father here, recently my 11 year old son downloaded the video game Fortnite after playing it at a friend’s house. While I didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had taken up hard drugs and smoking. When asked to do his homework, he called me a “default” and did a strange dance. His grades have been dropping heavily ever since that day and now he’s threatening me with violence. Yesterday I entered his room to see him smoking a cigar and playing extremely Loud rave (sinner) music, he has dyed his hair blue and now refuses to go to Bible study unless we “take the battle bus”. I don’t know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transport except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?"

*cough*I'mActuallyAChristianAndThat'sKindaOffensive*cough*ButIProbablyShouldn'tBeSayingThisBecauseAllIt'llDoIsStartAFlamewar*cough*ButMyPointIsI'mAChristianAndEvenI'mNotThatStupid*cough*CarryOnEverybody*cough*

[Smithsiblings4]

Publicado originalmente por 🏆EnderTale🏆:

Publicado originalmente por smithboys5:

I have one for Fortnite: "Concerned Christian father here, recently my 11 year old son downloaded the video game Fortnite after playing it at a friend’s house. While I didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had taken up hard drugs and smoking. When asked to do his homework, he called me a “default” and did a strange dance. His grades have been dropping heavily ever since that day and now he’s threatening me with violence. Yesterday I entered his room to see him smoking a cigar and playing extremely Loud rave (sinner) music, he has dyed his hair blue and now refuses to go to Bible study unless we “take the battle bus”. I don’t know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transport except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?"

*cough*I'mActuallyAChristianAndThat'sKindaOffensive*cough*ButIProbablyShouldn'tBeSayingThisBecauseAllIt'llDoIsStartAFlamewar*cough*ButMyPointIsI'mAChristianAndEvenI'mNotThatStupid*cough*CarryOnEverybody*cough*

*cough*IfoundthatreviewonaDiscordserverandI'msorryifitoffendsanyone*cough*