Ultimate Custom Night

Ultimate Custom Night

復讐の熊 (The Bear of Revenge) Translated
Bear Scene 1
I am eating cold breakfast here, once again. I don't like cornflakes. They're pretty good, but they cut up the insides of my mouth and I regret it later. However, I believe that it's a necessary method to learn concentration and order for warriors. Even if you cut up your mouth with cornflakes, and you hurt your mouth more by eating it once again. In order to not make it worse, you have to eat soft foods afterwards. I curse my life and my weak mouth. I remember a day like this long ago...

Bear Scene 2
I was sitting under the same tree. It was time for my morning meditation. However, that annoying bird, I will never forget it. I don't think it's a bird native to this area. It was probably a laughing kookaburra. Geez, those things are a big nuisance. When I tossed a number of pebbles at it, they came back to me with precise aim. The next morning, I quickly climbed the tree, the laughing kookaburra awoke. It looked like a big laughing Kingfisher, clad in down and feathers. It was brilliant. The dumb bird came, and perched next to me, but I didn't think that was the end of my plan yet.

Bear Scene 3
So, I shot the bird? Or, did I perhaps try to catch it? Standing next to a laughing kookaburra, dressed as a laughing Kingfisher... What did I do? I don't remember what I did. I feel like it had something to do with an umbrella and elasticated-waist trousers, but I certainly remember enjoying a laughing Kingfisher stew when it was done. I realised that floating in a pond is a good way to meditate. The problem was the troublesome kids at school. They angrily swam down into the water and pulled on me, tossed snakes into the pond, and tossed snake-like things. Did they gathered all sorts of snakes into a big basket -

Bear Scene 4
- and hit it with a basketball, do you think? They were really angry, and they simultaneously both tossed me into the water, and came to help me. It smelt terrible. The last time I sank, I got sunk there. When I was there, I think I got a vision. I met with my ancestors. They taught me that their generation was far better off, and that kids these days don't respect their elders and spend all day and night on video games, eating potato chips. They have no respect or lawfulness. I told them to stop talking about unfairness. All my life, I had searched for the visions of my ancestors. And now finally...

Bear Scene 5
In the end, I have obtained one thing. When I asked if I could take my leave, they made me wake up. I returned to the water's surface and swam home, but didn't achieve a result. You should never make the ancestors angry. Right now, I have a mouth behind my shoulder. Last night, I dreamt of floating in space. Right after that, I stood up straight and fell into an ocean of stars, landing as if there was an invisible bed underneath. That carried me through the darkness. When I woke up -

Bear Scene 6
- When I woke up, I thought this was a vision, of after death. I was watching what was coming. I saw the place my ancestors had mentioned before. But the people around me said, "No." They told me, I was just holding onto the juice of too many dojos. And then, I fell under the window and into an alpaca's drinking trough. It smelt terrible.
TO BE CONTINUED...

Fox Scene 1
Ha! The Laughing Kingfisher wasn't an accident. I intend to troll that stupid bear until I die. Well then, what can I say about my life and the state of my goals? Is there a goal? Do I have one? That's a deep mystery. Sitting upon a Dojo of Anger.

Fox Scene 2
I don't think it's solvable. That is, something I call personally. I thought about what I should call it. I think that if it can't become it, it won't become it. If I intend to be the antagonist here, at the very least, I must have a name for my hideout. Do I have something to do with my own time.

Fox Scene 3
I have no room for character development, and what my hideout is named is only one small part of what I can add. That's why I went with the Dojo of Anger. It sounds very terrifying to me. What do I know? I realised that floating in a pond -

Fox Scene 4
- is a good place to meditate. But, I can't use it. That dumb bear usually gets there first. It's not my fault! Bears wake up earlier, it's the law. The one season I get there first is midwinter.

Fox Scene 5
I think that is when he is hibernating. He doesn't care anyway because the pond is frozen. I lie down straight upon the ice, and stare at the frozen fish beneath me. There must be some people who think sleeping on a frozen pond is perfect for meditating. You can concentrate on deeper things.

Fox Scene 6
It was so painful, and my body hurts. Deep concentration must be necessary. I hate this! I want a blanket! That's why I'll take a blanket, not caring about what anyone else will say. If I had a blanket I -

Fox Scene 7
- can roll myself up like a burrito, on top of the ice. This is what I'm going to do. I could often just take naps, but I would still meditate. He had too many things. It's true, but that's not why he woke up with a bad odor.

Fox Scene 8
I actually, for the first time in a while used the paper I gathered from the horse's pen and painstakingly created an alpaca costume. I actually, formerly had a plan to have several troublesome noisemakers outside of that window, but they fell into the valley of drinking. Apparently it was a birthday.

Fox Scene 9
So naturally, I dragged him out of the trough, and rolled him around in the alpaca droppings for a while. It was so much fun! I posted the photos online, but I need to show them to my friends first. I can't just show the photo's anyone. There's so many weirdos out there.

Dog Scene 1
Is there anyone there? I really have to go to the bathroom!

Dog Scene 2
Someone! Let me down from here!
THE END

This video pretty much explains how the translation process was done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=132&v=3Lf4Beaesiw
Last edited by Tiger-Bear991; Aug 22, 2018 @ 3:01am
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NickDroid Aug 22, 2018 @ 3:26am 
Very cool! Kinda useless... but cool!
Tatters Aug 22, 2018 @ 5:58am 
I'm more or less sure Mangle is a fox too.
SimplySmiley Aug 22, 2018 @ 5:59am 
After reading this... I think Foxy is representation of William experimenting with remnant and stuff and trying to get "revenge" on Henry (even if henry didn't do anything)...
Tiger-Bear991 Aug 22, 2018 @ 5:59am 
Originally posted by Hyperlink4:
I'm more or less sure Mangle is a fox too.
In the cutscene, Foxy calls Mangle a dog.
Tatters Aug 22, 2018 @ 6:01am 
Originally posted by Tiger-Bear991:
Originally posted by Hyperlink4:
I'm more or less sure Mangle is a fox too.
In the cutscene, Foxy calls Mangle a dog.
Could be derogatory. Dog can be used like that.
Also I never thought for one second even THIS anime has lore
SimplySmiley Aug 22, 2018 @ 6:02am 
Originally posted by Hyperlink4:
Originally posted by Tiger-Bear991:
In the cutscene, Foxy calls Mangle a dog.
Could be derogatory. Dog can be used like that.
Also I never thought for one second even THIS anime has lore
Scott made it so nearly everything is possible.
Tatters Aug 22, 2018 @ 6:03am 
Originally posted by SimplySmiley:
Originally posted by Hyperlink4:
Could be derogatory. Dog can be used like that.
Also I never thought for one second even THIS anime has lore
Scott made it so nearly everything is possible.
What if the trash jumpscare at the beginning of UCN was lore
SimplySmiley Aug 22, 2018 @ 6:03am 
Originally posted by Hyperlink4:
Originally posted by SimplySmiley:
Scott made it so nearly everything is possible.
What if the trash jumpscare at the beginning of UCN was lore
What if the fan has lore to it???
Tatters Aug 22, 2018 @ 6:05am 
Originally posted by SimplySmiley:
Originally posted by Hyperlink4:
What if the trash jumpscare at the beginning of UCN was lore
What if the fan has lore to it???
What if the FUNKO POP FIGURES are lore?!?
💜Jentrap💚 Aug 22, 2018 @ 6:06am 
Originally posted by Hyperlink4:
Originally posted by SimplySmiley:
What if the fan has lore to it???
What if the FUNKO POP FIGURES are lore?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c
SimplySmiley Aug 22, 2018 @ 6:09am 
Originally posted by Jentrap ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):
Originally posted by Hyperlink4:
What if the FUNKO POP FIGURES are lore?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c
What if behind all events in FNaF sits...






Wait 4 it...









PAN STAN!?11?/!?
Tatters Aug 22, 2018 @ 6:10am 
Originally posted by SimplySmiley:
Originally posted by Jentrap ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c
What if behind all events in FNaF sits...






Wait 4 it...









PAN STAN!?11?/!?
LE GASP
Tiger-Bear991 Aug 22, 2018 @ 1:24pm 
Originally posted by SimplySmiley:
After reading this... I think Foxy is representation of William experimenting with remnant and stuff and trying to get "revenge" on Henry (even if henry didn't do anything)...
I interpreted it as Foxy Bro bullying BV.
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Date Posted: Aug 22, 2018 @ 3:01am
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