The FNaF Story as told by Mr. Hippo

[Glorious M e l o n]

"My friend it seems that you've met a really tragic end, but y'know, I don't feel too bad because if it weren't for me, your demons would've gotten to you instead. This reminds me of a time I played a video game called "Five Nights at Freddy's" with my pal Orville. It was pretty spooky. There was Nedd Bear look-alike in the game, whose name was...whose name was, wait was his name again? Oh oh that's right, Freddy, Freddy Fazbear was his name. There was a duck named Chica, at least, i'm pretty sure it was Chica. Then there was a rabbit who I think her name was...or was it a he....well, it's just a rabbit, who cares? Why do so many people care about the gender of the rabbit? Do they want to marry the rabbit? Or do they need to know it's gender for one of their weird fan fictions online? People are weird. Oh oh that reminds me of the second "Five Nights at Freddy's" where the killer of the series, um....um.....Vincent! Or wait....was his name Vincent? Oh well, i'll just keep calling him Vincent until I remember his actual name. So Vincent was this purple guy, wait, oh I just remebered, his name wasn't Vincent, his name wasn't Vincent at all, at all. His name was Purple Guy. He was a true killer, he lured all of the kids into a back room and stuffed them into suits. Which if you ask me, was totally un-sanitary. I don't even think he cleaned his hands after stuffing their corpses into the suits. So anyway, these dead kids possessed those suits and went onto kill tons of security guards, and also stuff them into suits and made them just like them. That would'eve been what happened to you too my friend, if it wasn't for me getting to you first. But eventually one of the possessed suits bit the frontal lobe out of someone in the 80's, I think it was....1983? No no no....was it 1982? No no no wasn't that either....1987? Yes, that was it! 1987. It went on to be called "The Bite of 87", or was it "The Chomp of 87"? Whatever, doesn't matter. What matters is that a poor, poor fellow got his frontal lobe bitten out of him. But amazingly, almost like a miracle, he survived. I couldn't imagine living with a part of my head bitten off, could you? Anyway, the pizzeria shut down and Freddy Fazbear's, oh which was by the way the name of the restaraunt where this all happened, closed down for good. W-well that was until the first game, which the second "Five Nights at Freddy's" game was actually a prequel too. But the location in that game also closed down, and there were no more Freddy Fazbear's Pizzerias for a long, long time. So anyway, after that location shut down Vincent, wait no, Purple Guy, came back and destroyed all of the possessed suits. Now, as you would imagine, the spirits that possessed those suits didn't like that, and chased him into a suit. Now, this wasn't just any normal suit, this was a springlock suit, which, when turned into suit mode, would spread the endoskeleton pieces part and make room for a human to fit inside it. But these springlocks could easily snap into place by practically any sudden move or any drop of liquid inside it. Why people thought this was a smart idea and why people actually would wear these suits volunteerinly, well, I couldn't answer you that. An-nyway, Purple Guy decided to do something stupid while wearing the springlock suit, which was also a version of that rabbit with a gender crisis I mentioned earlier, and laughed a bunch of times in the suit. I don't know what he was even thinking. So the springlocks snapped into place and well, as you would imagine, his body was turned into a mangled mess of animatronic parts and organic parts as he slowly bled out on the ground. Terrible, terrible, terrible way to die if you ask me. But he didn't stay dead. He just possessed the dam suit that held his corpse in it. He seemed really defiant to stay dead. So 30 years later, a bunch of people opened up an attraction called "Fazbear's Fright" in the third "Five Nights at Freddy's" game. They started to salvage everything they could from the restaraunt, but unfortunately for them, all they could find were spare parts and the smashed suits of the animatronics that Vincent destroyed. Wait, did I just say Vincent again? I did? Oh, i'm sorry. I mean, the animatronics that Purple Guy destroyed. But eventually, with the help of one of the people that built the darn place, they found Vincent-, I mean Purple Guy, sorry, still trapped in the suit. The darn fools didn't even bother to check inside the suit to find the corpse in the suit and brought him back to the attraction. They hired a guard for the attraction and well that's where the main gameplay of the third "Five Nights at Freddy's" or, more commonly used around internet users, "FNaF" game. "FNaF" sure comes off the tongue better than "Five Nights at Freddy's", now doesn't it? An-anyway, the attraction burnt down after the 6th night even before the dang place even opened. Even worse, the fire didn't even care that there was still a person in it, well, two people if you count Vincent-, ah darn it, did I say it again? I'm deeply sorry about that. But y'know it's not my fault, y-you see, Orville made me see a rather stupid Purple Guy OC named "Vincent". The dang elephant thought that the official creator of the series was the one that made the "Vincent" OC so he made me use that name when ever I mentioned Vincent-I mean, Purple Guy. What was I talking about? Oh oh, that's right. So the attraction burned down and the story ended. Well, it didn't actually end, there were many other games, but it only gets more complicated from here.

[BeetleDude]

Amazing.

[NickDroid]

I liked your joke one better.

[Bear]

Originally posted by The True Old Sport:

Amazing.

[💜Jentrap💚]

Give this man an Oscar!

[Sp4rt4n1295]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nRnEmyX2rDw

[Glorious M e l o n]

Originally posted by The True Old Sport:

Amazing.

Originally posted by Beep the Anti-Hero Sheep:

Originally posted by The True Old Sport:

Amazing.

Originally posted by Jentrap ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):

Give this man an Oscar!

Originally posted by Sp4rt4n1295:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nRnEmyX2rDw

Oh oh thank you for all the support, I usually don't get this much of an applause for my stories. Everybody just usually sighs and falls asleep while I tell my stories and I never know why. Do they just not like listening to stories? Oh oh like that time with my dear friend Orville, I was telling him about a story when he was just a little calf. The story was about how he as just a little calf, killed all of the ants in our backyard. I don't know how he did it but I assure you he did because one night all of the ants were still in the yard, and then young Orville went out into the yard. Next day, well, there were no more ants. I don't know how he did that as just a little calf, but he did it. I tried to explain to young Orville about why he shouldn't commit mass murder on a species and not even eat the ones he killed. He just rolled his eyes at me and went back up into his room. I was honestly shocked by the sass he gave me. Wait, what was I talking about again? Oh yeah yeah, that's right, moral of the story, if you're commit genocide on all of the ants in your backyard, at least eat them.

[Glorious M e l o n]

My dear friend, it seems that you've met a tragic end, 2nd time today. But y'know, I don't feel too bad about it, because now I can finally continue my story from earlier. So after the third installement in the "FNaF" line of video games, for some reason the creator kept making games even though the story was practically finished at that point. The fourth installemt, "Five Nights at Freddy's 4: The Final Chapter", now don't get confused it wasn't actually the final chapter, tha-that wasn't until a few years later, was basically just one nightmare, literally. Not only did it confuse the heck out of the fanbase as to who we played as, it also for some reason decided to introduce an entirely different bite than the one in the previous games, that was also never mentioned before. What was the name.....oh that's right, it was the "Bite of 83", or at least, that's what everybody called it that. It was never actually officially called that, anyway, if you want my opinion on the game, and I told Orville this as well after beating 4/20 mode on it, too confusing for me.