The Fazbear Entertainment Company's List of things that should be said but do not really matter.

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1. Regarding the Puppet-Pyromaniac incident of 96, do NOT and i repeat do NOT give the puppet a lighter.
2. Freddy Fazbear must be given a spray down with the company designated hose outside. It can clean off child remains. We dont need to repeat what happoned.
3. Do NOT give the security guards a handgun. Last time we payed 67,000.00
dollers on repairs to freddy and the gang in 15 locations.
4. Even though animatronics at this company due tend to be angry and try to kill our new guards at all times, do NOT play "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees due to the fact that the things we found INSIDE of them were bodies. Dead bodies. And that apparently angers them. Leave that behind us, please Nick. Dont do that again.
5. Regarding Lefty. Do not make puns about him IN FRONT OF HIM. (or she? I dont know) They will began to twitch and soon kill you in your sleep. And as many of you think, no, Lefty is not a "space robot". Seriously, this job killed some of your brains.
6. As many angry letters that we get, saying that something died in the bathrooms, yeah. Some thing did die in there. An entire family of Birds tried to nest in the doorway of the mens bathroom and Chica, well, happoned to be active, and felt to ensure people that she was not a "bird" whatever that means, (shes a chicken dammit) she killed each one of them while the camera was active. Later was the guard who saw this in person. Because he was the one in the bathroom. Reading a newspaper. Ive said too much.
7. Fazbear Entertainment is NOT a strip club. So Jan, get out if you dont know that.
8. Dont put bottle rockets in the Fredbear suit in the boarded off room behind your office again. Please, for gods sake Timmy. Even though your dad owns the location, dont do that again. We payed alot for that thing back in 82, and we arent paying for anymore parts on that thing. Legit, its the cost of the repair for a Mercedes Benz.
8. Always keep the screen in the Parts N' Service room on for Toy Freddy. He sometimes rages at the Five Nights game installed on there. But from time to time he watches The Office (U.S) Or Parks and Recreation. He enjoys both T.V shows very much.
9. Garry, dont take El Chip's taco container and say, FIESTA TIME, DABS IN SPANISH! Ever, and I mean EVER again. We cleaned up 84 gallons of blood that day.
10. Do not mess with Bonnie OR Foxy OR Funtime Foxy during day shift. It agrivates all of them. Especially me. Because they have no remorse after what Afton did. Thats why they will kill anyone who does mess with them during the day. Read our handbook for tips at the night.
11. Dont edit this, GARRY.
12. If you begin seing any of these, "Phantom Animatronics" as the staff calls them, go see a docter. Because you may have brain cancer.
13. All forms of Balloon Boy, J.J or D.D are not to be taken for granted.
14. Trash and the gang are mistakes, we are deeply sorry that they were brought to our establishment, GARRY.
15. Whoever put the record for "Band On The Run" in the music box, kept the puppet at bay for 17 weeks. So good job employee, you get a raise!
16. Please put this on record, Employees of our company, please do not use Scrap Baby as a cooking tool. Yes, they can chop onions very well, but still, health code violation mind you?
17. Keep the vents clean, no putting your leftover hamburgers in them. GARRY.
18. Make sure to give animatronics a good listion to 3 Michael Jackson songs every morning. And on Friday reward them with some Metallica. And on Weekends while we are closed, pop some 70s hits in the global music box. Yes, animatronics like this music. Its a proven fact thanks to our good buddy Jake.
19. Whoever is housing cats in the back room of the offices, please stop. They got into the utility cleaning stations where the industrial sized laundry machines go.
20. --------------------------------GARRY IS AWSOME--------------------------------------(Edited By Garry Mc Cool Guy)
21. Garry is fired. If anyone sees him. Stuff him in an air vent.
22. Dont ♥♥♥♥ the robots
23. If you hear that Golden Rabbit thing that moves around in the vents, mention anything about him needing to "take a trip to Europe to visit the queen" than pick up the Emergency Painball Gun from in the Locked Shed Of No Return (Applies for 20 of our locations) and than spray the Golden Rabbit thing or Springtrap with the paintball gun. Because if you dont we will have to pay alot of money for wall repairs again. They do anything to get out.
24. We dont speak about what happoned in our attempt to make a location in brazil. Yes, the animatronics became gods to them and we had to deal with 1765 scandals before to could demolish the place.
25. The Camera System. Keep it repaired. Im not going to ♥♥♥♥ around on this one because GARRY made more static ♥♥♥♥ come up when we still had the horrer attraction going on.
26. When you signed the Company Main Contract Of No Return, you should have read the part where you would never see your family or home or country again. Look, I havent seen my family for 37 years!
27. Judging by number 15, The employee who did that was Jake. So thanks Jake. We request your record collection for every Weekend though, sometimes the animatronics get up when "White Room" is played. Oh and about your raise, while we get minimum wage (not me i makes millions) You get 110,000.00 A year for your good work! Seriously that puppet has ripped many things up in its life time. But now, it just, sits there. Unless music is played that isnt from the fazbear establishment.
28. Mr. Hippo will now be featured in our new Radio Station "Fazbear Radio!, With Mr. Hippo." We play classic rock and Mr. Hippo does the talking. He needs to keep it down though. We have been getting complains that he talks to much about Orvile.
29. Feed Hot Pockets to the Foxes in the back half of Location 26. Its funny to watch the Raccons and the Foxes battle for the hot pockets. Jake filmed it once and it was just like Battle Of The Five Armies from The Hobbit series. We took a WHOLE day off just to watch it! The Entire Staff!
30. Our location next to Abbey Road gets alot of attention. A member of The Beatles visited us once! (We opened in 1951. The company did.)
31. Dont mention why we dont let you leave. You are now ours.
32. Our Sister Location located in Pensylvania has been shut down due to the fact that our newest batch of animatronic characters ended up not being as nice as they intended to be. They liked to wander and sometime later the Buffet Area was filled with baked beans. This caused the fat kids there to end up exploding anything they ate that day not through their mouths but... you know what i mean. The janitors couldent do anything about it. It was... too much. The place is not infested with whatever they liked to paint with. There is ♥♥♥♥ all over the walls now at that location. Dont go there. You will die.
33. We have had incidents in our Western locations for awhile now. The Arizona Foxy Grand Canyon incident is a good example. One of our employees threw an animatronic fox off the grand canyon. There is also the Child Murders in our Rocky Mountains location. Dont mention it to people.
34. Many things happon in our Company, but this by far is the biggest, worst thing anyone has done under any of our locations roofs. Someone, and I dont know who, let out 947 doggos in to one of our locations. And now we have an entire location filled with dogs that eat the pizza paying customers are supposed to be getting. And we are pretty sure it was Garry.
35. Whoever changed the rule paper to say what im about to show here, please come forward.
Here is a copy for the record.
-RULES OF FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZARIA-
1. Watch The Bee Movie or be Fed to Fredbear
2. Eat the rats served with your pizza.
3. Buy Fuel for the generator.
4. Poop on the floor.
5. Give Baby 15 chances to use the scooper.
6. Play Rick Astley 5134 times a day. Ignore the puppet too!
7. HA HA HA HA STAYIN ALIVE! STAYIN ALIVE!
8. Say "Despacito" Every time El Chip comes on stage.
9. Janitors shall be shoved down the industrial toilets.
10. GIVE THE PUPPET A LIGHTER.
-FOLLOW RULES OR BE SENT TO IRAQ WITH A RIFLE AND A DRAFT SHEET-
36. Im going to list all things that need to be taken care of:
Keep The Puppet Box Winded
Make Sure That Shadow Bonnie and Freddy Crap Stays Away From The Public.
Make Springlocks nice and DeAdLy!
37. If you see Fredbear anywhere, please contact us. We cannot find him.
38. Whoever played "Hello Its Me" on the global music box got us to have to paint over 135 "ITS ME" graffiti from the animtronics in location 25.
39. Nick, Jan, and whoever else works at location 25. Please dont play a game of "Dodgeball KNIFE EDITION" with the Animatronic Characters. Their sensors are broken.
40. We have been competing with some company called Candys. This will not effect your pay check.
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. We hope you enjoyed working at our company! By Friday, your trespassing. .

DRAFT NOTE: Dont take the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ animatronics they cost 10,000 a peice.

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portalmaster822 eredeti hozzászólása:

2112 is a palindrome eredeti hozzászólása:

dammit.

this is where the voice lure comes handy

ok here it goes, MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BEASTTTTTTTTTTTT--------------SUB TO MR BEASTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Lord Egg]

Trash Inc. is giving you one more chance to return TaTG

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The Earthdragonninja eredeti hozzászólása:

Trash Inc. is giving you one more chance to return TaTG

Im accepting

[Jeremy Does Stupid Stuff]

Dag...

[Jeremy Does Stupid Stuff]

Crap this was a necro damn it

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MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BEASTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ( you have leveled up to Cringey Child)

[Stick]

Stickninja's Supreme Salt would like to sponsor you

[scree]

stickninja1015 eredeti hozzászólása:

Stickninja's Supreme Salt would like to sponsor you

yes

[Smithsiblings4]

hey, would you contact Dave and ask him to give me the Spring Bonnie suit? I'm trying to revive Fredbear's and I need Spring Bonnie

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portalmaster822 eredeti hozzászólása:

stickninja1015 eredeti hozzászólása:

Stickninja's Supreme Salt would like to sponsor you

yes

yeet

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smithboys5 eredeti hozzászólása:

hey, would you contact Dave and ask him to give me the Spring Bonnie suit? I'm trying to revive Fredbear's and I need Spring Bonnie

Yes, but we cannot give you Dave at the moment. Just get the thing from the back room of Location 16 in Arizona. If your going to revive fredbears, than be ready to fight the thing not letting us inside of the building. Apparently the staff gave him an AK47 Which is always fun, isnt it?

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stickninja1015 eredeti hozzászólása:

portalmaster822 eredeti hozzászólása:

yes

yeet

yeetest

[Lord Egg]

Where did you put TaTG

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The Earthdragonninja eredeti hozzászólása:

Where did you put TaTG

we do not speak of this.

[Smithsiblings4]

2112 is a palindrome eredeti hozzászólása:

smithboys5 eredeti hozzászólása:

hey, would you contact Dave and ask him to give me the Spring Bonnie suit? I'm trying to revive Fredbear's and I need Spring Bonnie

Yes, but we cannot give you Dave at the moment. Just get the thing from the back room of Location 16 in Arizona. If your going to revive fredbears, than be ready to fight the thing not letting us inside of the building. Apparently the staff gave him an AK47 Which is always fun, isnt it?

trust me, I'll get past it.