Raft names, funniest you’ve seen?

[Ricky Spanish]

So let’s compile a list of funny names, so far I’ve seen things like

“KFC”
“UPS”
“DHL” <<< mine :)

[Halaks]

mine is always HMS Ballsack when it comes to naming boats

[Truplik]

Mexican border patrol or morning wood :-D

[DeNiieD]

Mine was a raft called SS Slap A Hoe and it got destroyed by a girl building a Galleon

[Nox Tenebris]

I saw one called "Ship Happens"

[ENVADER1]

I named mine: Ice Wallow Come

[Nick7]

Im on Wicked Wench IV now

[FalkHogan]

Yesterday i saw the SwagPearl.... Boaty MC Boatface is pretty standart.

[Ricky Spanish]

Awesome 😎

[Smokey]

i usually name mine "have you seen my deck?"

[todddepri]

PepeHands

[winter666mute]

unsinkable 2

[todddepri]

winter666mute lähetti viestin:

unsinkable 2

good one, made me laugh :D

[CamBeyon]

THE IMPLICATIONS

[Robthedude]

it 'll do
the magic gay
worst game 2018

only the first one was mine

[Typhon Plume]

SS Floater, as the raft is basically a floating piece of...