50/50 male female bandits

[captainducko]

Anyone else distracted by the 50/50 male female bandits? Obviously I can imagine a bandit group having 1 or 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ around, but not combatants in full hoplite amour.

The reason for this is bandit life is a short, unpleasant and violent life lived by unpleasant violent people. People don't become bandits out of choice, they are men who can't compete in legal ways so resort to this life for some form of status. Women would just marry someone long before becoming a bandit.

Assasin's creed isn't super accurate, the double ended spartan spears and corinthian helmets made me aware of that early on, but i still find female bandits distracting. Women running around in hoplite amour was probably seen in the comedies of the time, on stage but no where else.

You can say I'm a chud, but you can't say I'm wrong!

[Forest Brother]

You are in "Sweet Baby Inc detected" group, opinion discarded!

[captainducko]

Originally posted by Forest Brother:

You are in "Sweet Baby Inc detected" group, opinion discarded!

I take it you'll be enjoying AC shadows once your wife's boyfriend is done playing?

[longjohn119]

You are upset about female bandits in armor but obviously failed to notice the 50 meter tall bronze statue of a woman wearing a helmet and a breastplate and holding a spear and a shield?

You may have heard of her, her name was Athena, the goddess of war and wisdom

How about the 50 meter tall stone statue of a woman pulling back on her bow, did ya miss that one too? Her name was Artemis the goddess of the hunt. (And one hell of an archer)

[harken23]

Originally posted by captainducko:

Anyone else distracted by the 50/50 male female bandits? Obviously I can imagine a bandit group having 1 or 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ around, but not combatants in full hoplite amour.

The reason for this is bandit life is a short, unpleasant and violent life lived by unpleasant violent people. People don't become bandits out of choice, they are men who can't compete in legal ways so resort to this life for some form of status. Women would just marry someone long before becoming a bandit.

Assasin's creed isn't super accurate, the double ended spartan spears and corinthian helmets made me aware of that early on, but i still find female bandits distracting. Women running around in hoplite amour was probably seen in the comedies of the time, on stage but no where else.

You can say I'm a chud, but you can't say I'm wrong!

No, I enjoy it, actually, for two reasons:

1. I prefer looking at women, in pretty much any context. That you'd rather look at sweaty, half-naked men is fine, you have your preferences, I have mine.

2. It annoys chuds like you.

[harken23]

Originally posted by captainducko:

Originally posted by Forest Brother:

You are in "Sweet Baby Inc detected" group, opinion discarded!

I take it you'll be enjoying AC shadows once your wife's boyfriend is done playing?

Edgy.

[Forest Brother]

Originally posted by captainducko:

I take it you'll be enjoying AC shadows once your wife's boyfriend is done playing?

What wife? I am gay mate! But be afraid of the women, None talking with you!

[captainducko]

Originally posted by longjohn119:

You are upset about female bandits in armor but obviously failed to notice the 50 meter tall bronze statue of a woman wearing a helmet and a breastplate and holding a spear and a shield?

You may have heard of her, her name was Athena, the goddess of war and wisdom

How about the 50 meter tall stone statue of a woman pulling back on her bow, did ya miss that one too? Her name was Artemis the goddess of the hunt. (And one hell of an archer)

Key word here is 'Goddess' i.e. not real

No problem with female leaders, priestesses, deities. Just don't think bandits would have gender equity xD

[captainducko]

Originally posted by Forest Brother:

Originally posted by captainducko:

I take it you'll be enjoying AC shadows once your wife's boyfriend is done playing?

What wife? I am gay mate! But be afraid of the women, None talking with you!

Not afraid just makes me very aware I'm playing a video game

Originally posted by harken23:

Originally posted by captainducko:

Anyone else distracted by the 50/50 male female bandits? Obviously I can imagine a bandit group having 1 or 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ around, but not combatants in full hoplite amour.

The reason for this is bandit life is a short, unpleasant and violent life lived by unpleasant violent people. People don't become bandits out of choice, they are men who can't compete in legal ways so resort to this life for some form of status. Women would just marry someone long before becoming a bandit.

Assasin's creed isn't super accurate, the double ended spartan spears and corinthian helmets made me aware of that early on, but i still find female bandits distracting. Women running around in hoplite amour was probably seen in the comedies of the time, on stage but no where else.

You can say I'm a chud, but you can't say I'm wrong!

No, I enjoy it, actually, for two reasons:

1. I prefer looking at women, in pretty much any context. That you'd rather look at sweaty, half-naked men is fine, you have your preferences, I have mine.

2. It annoys chuds like you.

And that context includes killing them? You prefer watching a woman have a spear driven through her throat than a male? Very odd Ted Bundy like behavior.

For me I feel a tad uncomfortable jumping out of bushes and slaughtering a woman. Male feminists really are quite dangerous.

[Basan™]

Originally posted by captainducko:

Originally posted by longjohn119:

You are upset about female bandits in armor but obviously failed to notice the 50 meter tall bronze statue of a woman wearing a helmet and a breastplate and holding a spear and a shield?

You may have heard of her, her name was Athena, the goddess of war and wisdom

How about the 50 meter tall stone statue of a woman pulling back on her bow, did ya miss that one too? Her name was Artemis the goddess of the hunt. (And one hell of an archer)

Goddess, fictional.

So please indulge me in also proving that your god, either it being the Christian one, either being the muslim one (named Allah), the Budhist one(if he even exists) or whatever religion you profess god is also "fictional".

The actual meaning point is: Is that you're talking about Assassin's Creed: Odyssey (AC: Odyssey), which was the 1st game in that franchise that Ubio$oft really sold out everything that franchise even used to mean, so...
In order to have an iconic Hidden Blade I'd have to buy a DLC? And another one is simply talking about the forking, realistic as hell Atlantis? Come on, please give us forking break!

[Forest Brother]

Originally posted by captainducko:

Originally posted by Forest Brother:

What wife? I am gay mate! But be afraid of the women, None talking with you!

Not afraid just makes me very aware I'm playing a video game.

Ok lol. true chud!

[captainducko]

Originally posted by Basan™:

Originally posted by captainducko:

Goddess, fictional.

So please indulge me in also proving that your god, either it being the Christian one, either being the muslim one (named Allah), the Budhist one(if he even exists) or whatever religion you profess god is also "fictional". :winter2019tiredbulb:

The actual meaning point is: Is that you're talking about Assassin's Creed: Odyssey (AC: Odyssey), which was the 1st game in that franchise that Ubio$oft really sold out everything that franchise even used to mean, so... :baa:
In order to have an iconic Hidden Blade I'd have to buy a DLC? And another one is simply talking about the forking, realistic as hell Atlantis? Come on, please give us forking break!

Medusa isn't real either champ, not sure what to tell you

[Basan™]

Originally posted by captainducko:

Originally posted by Basan™:

So please indulge me in also proving that your god, either it being the Christian one, either being the muslim one (named Allah), the Budhist one(if he even exists) or whatever religion you profess god is also "fictional".

The actual meaning point is: Is that you're talking about Assassin's Creed: Odyssey (AC: Odyssey), which was the 1st game in that franchise that Ubio$oft really sold out everything that franchise even used to mean, so...
In order to have an iconic Hidden Blade I'd have to buy a DLC? And another one is simply talking about the forking, realistic as hell Atlantis? Come on, please give us forking break!

Medusa isn't real either champ, not sure what to tell you

And this ladies and gentlemen, is a "straw man" fallacy[en.wikipedia.org]. And i'm not even going to say nice try because it was forking obvious from the get go to anyone carrying a mild sense of reasonable logic within their principles.

Now please cut the crap and answer my 1st paragraph upon my previous post and if it wasn't a god, I'll also be happy with you proving whichever deity(ies) you profess your religion to that they/those are also fictional.
Thanks in advance for your time, btw.

[Perplex]

Originally posted by captainducko:

Anyone else distracted by the 50/50 male female bandits? Obviously I can imagine a bandit group having 1 or 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ around, but not combatants in full hoplite amour.

The reason for this is bandit life is a short, unpleasant and violent life lived by unpleasant violent people. People don't become bandits out of choice, they are men who can't compete in legal ways so resort to this life for some form of status. Women would just marry someone long before becoming a bandit.

Assasin's creed isn't super accurate, the double ended spartan spears and corinthian helmets made me aware of that early on, but i still find female bandits distracting. Women running around in hoplite amour was probably seen in the comedies of the time, on stage but no where else.

You can say I'm a chud, but you can't say I'm wrong!

Considering the time of the game i would not be surprised if there was a lot of women that where outlaws. So for me it is not an issue, i am more irced by the amount of females walking around in Attica than anything. In Athens women where no more than babymaking slaves and kept out of sight of male gaze.

[Coffee Addict]

its just a game so it doesnt bother me what gender the nameless npc iam about to kill is

[Pocket Dog]

Originally posted by captainducko:

Originally posted by Forest Brother:

What wife? I am gay mate! But be afraid of the women, None talking with you!

Not afraid just makes me very aware I'm playing a video game

Originally posted by harken23:

No, I enjoy it, actually, for two reasons:

1. I prefer looking at women, in pretty much any context. That you'd rather look at sweaty, half-naked men is fine, you have your preferences, I have mine.

2. It annoys chuds like you.

And that context includes killing them? You prefer watching a woman have a spear driven through her throat than a male? Very odd Ted Bundy like behavior.

For me I feel a tad uncomfortable jumping out of bushes and slaughtering a woman. Male feminists really are quite dangerous.

Because you *are* playing a video game, one where the developers have taken artistic liberties with history. Odyssey is historical fiction, not a documentary.

You're also cherry picking, as you don't seem to have a problem with all of the other fictitious elements of the game, or even the franchise as a whole, like the idea of an advanced race of humanoids that existed thousands of years before ♥♥♥♥ sapiens and created objects and artifacts so powerful that they might as well be magical.