[SOLVED] - Crash on Startup

[kay 🌷]

Hi, just yesterday I bought this game on Steam and I was really excited to play what I remember to be a great game, but after installation, the game wouldn't work. Both the singleplayer and multiplayer crash on startup. I launch the game, then it's a black screen for about 10 seconds, and then it just crashes straight to desktop, no error messages at all. I would love if some expert could help me out, here's a list of what I have already tried
-Restarting my computer
-Reinstalling the game
-Verifying the game Cache
-Running as an Administrator
-Running in Compatibility mode
-Plugging in a Microphone
-Enabling Stereo Mix
-Reinstalling DirectX
-Renaming mssmp3.asi to mssmp3.asi.bak
-Using a cracked singleplayer .exe
and
-Banging my face on the keyboard out of frusturation

If anyone could offer some help it would be greatly appreciated. :)

[Laptop]

Reset your config file.

Oh and, don't crack the game.

[kay 🌷]

Nevermind I got it fixed, I had to disable my second monitor. Weird.

[kay 🌷]

And I did actually buy the game, I was just trying a different .exe

[Laptop]

You're still not allowed to crack it.

And good, enjoy!