What's with the idiotic main character lines?

[Journalists Aren't People]

The cheesiness is beyond me, I'm trying to enjoy the game but it's really making it impossible. The cutscene lines are so stupid I cringe

[FinnishPenguin]

Don't take it so seriously. I personally just laughed at the cheesy lines.

[Journalists Aren't People]

I cannot... I mean this big ass monster comes out and all he's able to say in his stupid voice is "Care to dance? No?" I mean come oooooooonnnnnnnnn

[FinnishPenguin]

That's why it's fun to play. xD

[Journalists Aren't People]

It's gut wrenching I just can't take it serious... Had to that the fact he gets stuck on every little crack or body and I just cannot play it

[Plays Terrible Games]

If you're cringing, the writer got the exact response they wanted.

[Journalists Aren't People]

Cringing to the point I never want to look at it again isn't really good now is it

[Doity Boid]

Those, along with all his stupid bible-gripping lines caused me to uninstall after the first level.

It also may have had something to do with the gameplay being sub par. There really weren't many redeeming qualities about this game.

[Journalists Aren't People]

Originally posted by Orpheusftw:

Those, along with all his stupid bible-gripping lines caused me to uninstall after the first level.

It also may have had something to do with the gameplay being sub par. There really weren't many redeeming qualities about this game.

Damn straight there weren't... I'm just happy I only got it from selling ♥♥♥♥ on the market rather than using my own money.

[clockworksaga]

I think this game is fantastic.
I enjoyed the variety of attacks, pace, and style. But...Crap! I think the corny fake-american-bruce campbell wannabe/elvis presley voice actor turned a lotta people off this game.

[Micksy]

BRUCE WILLIS!!!

[Sirius]

Commander: "This is the call of duty!"
Soldier: "That's a load of horses**t."
^Made my day^

But yeah, I don't mind the lines as such, I find it way more annoying when he's
talking in his head. Especially while ganking enemies.

I mean, there are grenades flying left and right, you are getting stormed by three or
four soldiers, and he's, like: "I wonder if I should try the chocolate cookies"
<Facepalm>