Anon's Requirements are Rather Impossible.

[Kazzie]

I've been playing Blush Blush for a while now, and I'm currently further than I've ever been. However, I keep stumbling over Anon! I have spent 30$ this iteration to buy boosts and time jumps just to try and further progress on him and I've gotten nowhere.
This morning I got frustrated at the lack of progress and so I decided to do the math.

Anon's current gift requirement is 1000 games.

Each game costs 34.5 Billion.

Let me reiterate. The Total cost to buy Games for Anon, is 3.45e+12.
(34.5to the 12th power; Exponents; and to everyone else (including myself before having to think this hard about numbers from a dating sim) 34.5 and 12 zeroes.

340,500,000,000,000.

3.45e+12.

Now don't get ahead of me. The math here is really quite confusing with all those exponents.

Since I'm trying to figure out how long unlocking Anon will take me, specifically the amount of real life, 24 hours, human length DAYS, the math equation would be:

target number / rate per time = time units

We know our target number. Anon's games will cost us More than Elon Musk's current net worth.

So our equation so far:
3.45e+12. / Rate per time = time units

How do we figure out Rate per time? More math! More tedious math!

As a seamstress, max level, I currently earn 1.65k per second.

There are 86400 seconds per DAY.

So, to find my earnings would be an equation of

Rate per time x Time units = amount earned per time

1650 x 86400 = 142,560,000

As a seamstress, I currently earn 142,560,000/day

The totals for jobs (per 24 hours irl time) are as follows:

(Max Level) Seamstress:1.65k per second
1650 x 86400 = 142,560,000

(Max Level) Musician: 3.67k per second
3670 x 86400 = 324,864,000

(Max Level) Baker: 9.03k per second
9030 x 96400 = 780,192,000

(Max Level) Maid: 1.65k per second
1650 x 86400 = 142,560,000

Nurse: 13.80k per second
13800 x 86400 = 1,192,320,000

Coffee Barista: 25.84k per second
25840 x 86400 = 2,232,576,000

(Max Level) Teacher: 17.41k per second
17410 x 86400 = 1,504,224,000

Streamer: 99.4k per second
99400 x 86400 = 8,588,160,000

Writer: 21.71k per second
21710 x 86400 = 1,875,744,000

Pit Mechanic: 41.93k per second.
41930 x 86400 = 3,622,752,000

Those are my totals for a 24 hour period.

The sum of these totals is:
20,405,952,000

Roughly twenty billion dollars.At my current rate, I am making 20,405,952,000 from my jobs every 24 hours. 1 day from my very real life, actual time passing, 86400 seconds.
I make that amount IF my game remains completely uninterrupted.

Okay, now that we have our rate per time, we can solve our problem.

3.45e+16. / 20,405,952,000 = time units

Now keep in mind, our rate per time, was pertaining to 24 hours. So this equation is solving how many actual real life days it takes to earn the amount of income needed to buy games for Anon.

3.45e+12. / 20,405,952,000 = 169


Our target number,
3,450,000,000,000,000,000.

Rate per time:
20,124,000,000

Time Units:
169

169 days.

Divide that number, by 30 (approximate month time frame) and our total, simplified is 7.6.

To unlock Anon, at my current level, the wait time will be seven and a half months, if I choose to not waste 30$ and stay with my current bonuses, give or take a few days, based on progression through jobs.

I really really want to enjoy this game, but honestly, waiting 7.6 months for a clicker game to update to the next goal is a little much, and as is commonly said "Aint nobody got time fo' dat!"

[xxx]

Anon isn't impossible. Drastically more expensive than the four guys before him but still manageable (just wait til you get to Ichiban where it really will take forever if you don't have extremely high Reset Boost). I assume you have x64 Permanent Boost so the other important factor is having high Reset Boost. Like around x200 at least if you want him done within a month. Unlocking the Politician Job is also a good idea because it pays more than Streamer, Writer, and Pit Mechanic combined. So even though it uses a whooping 20 Time Blocks, it's a better use for them than those low paying beginner jobs.

Also Time Skips are not an efficient use of diamonds since they don't give permanent benefits. There is a massive difference between skipping 7 days when you're just starting out and skipping 7 days when you've unlocked every job and have much higher Reset Boost. Soft Resetting, after all, makes your skipping ahead moot. So don't bother with Time Skips unless you're on your "final run" in the game (where you'll like probably need, uhhhh, quintillions for the final guys gift or something).

You can spend 10 diamonds each to gild jobs or hobbies (click the diamond next to their box), doubling their speed/payout rate. Though only the high paying jobs (Streamer, Writer, Pit Mechanic, etc.) are worth gilding if you don't have diamonds to spare/want your bang for your buck. Adding up the free time blocks you're given in the tutorial and from every 5 sets of achievements, you can get up to 67 Time Blocks right now (every guy after 9th guy/William will add additional +10 achievements/+2 TBs obtainable) without paying a cent of real money. Leveling all the hobbies (and you will need to raise them all high starting from Garret) at once uses (3 x 12) 36, leaving the remainder for Jobs. Technically you don't need to buy Time Blocks since once the Hobbies reach the max level of 75 (although that'll take a long time even with maxed boosts and that's a far off "end game" goal for when you're at max Reset Boost/the 12th Zodiac guy), you can then shift them to your Jobs.

Now the heart requirements for Anon, that's insane. His last two stages together (14.6 trillion) are like x1.5 the combined value of Garret (2.2 trill) and Dimitri (7.8 trill) last stage (their penultimates in comparison only reach 1 trillion combined). That's a lot of clicking disproportionate to the low, measly amount you get for Talking to him at 34 Gamer (the level required for his final stage). You'll need 41 Gamer for Garret's penultimate stage but even the amount of hearts you get from raising it to that will not even give you 0.1% (per click) for Anon. The only bright side is that you can get the final 10 trillion hearts achievement from this...

[madmadmaddymad]

Bri thanks for the tip to guild Streamer, Writer, Pit Mechanic

I have writer guilded but I wasted my other diamonds guilding Seamstress, baker, teacher, and nurse....

Also I agree, Anon is ridiculous.