I LOVE fighting Isidora

[N00B]

I LOVE having a boss that's NOT EVEN IN THE FIGHT half the time.
I LOVE a boss that has a spinny ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ attack with an incomprehensible hitbox that can only be evaded by blocking the first hit and using the recoil to move a good kilometer out of its range.
I LOVE dodging flame pillars for the entirety of the duration of my prayer.
I LOVE having to deal with rng projectiles that cannot be dodged, blocked or destroyed.
I LOVE having those same projectiles be spawned CONSTANTLY while fighting an enemy that is constantly attacking, forcing me to block and in doing so get hit by the projectiles.
I LOVE having those projectiles only be destroyable by blocking an attack and recoiling into them.
I LOVE the fact that the only consistent way to deal with said projectiles is to complete a tedious ass quest to get a prayer that LITERALLY makes you immune to damage just to avoid projectiles.

I LOVE boss design with random and illogical design choices that has no regard for how the player is even supposed to fight the boss.

[the waterboarding of scout]

I'm not going to lie, I clicked on this because the title of this post is a sentiment that I genuinely have and I thought you were being serious lol.

[N00B]

Originally posted by the waterboarding of scout:

I'm not going to lie, I clicked on this because the title of this post is a sentiment that I genuinely have and I thought you were being serious lol.

I did eventually beat her but I genuinely can't tell what the ♥♥♥♥ was going through the devs' heads when designing her.