Shopkeeper Transcripts?

[Netu]

Greetings,

I am desperately trying to find the shopkeeper's dialogues... Especially that one that was echoing the Jungian metanarrative of integrating with the shadow; it was very powerful and very well written and I would love to just have it so I could reread it from time to time.

Thank you!

[Rainbow Jack©]

Not sure if it's in there but apparantly someone went through the trouble of writing the Stories down: https://steamcommunity.com/app/764790/discussions/0/1741094390477628887/

[Soleil]

If you have the PC version, there is a folder that contains all of the game's dialogue. The document containing the Shopkeeper's cabinet rants is in "LocDialog.tsv."
C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\The Messenger\TheMessenger_Data\StreamingAssets

I also uploaded the script here.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ZrRcsW8bYOnC-3sgMHG5Nb45M-jc6GMGGwSJJbOt1sw/

Cabinet Rant #1

Please don't touch the cabinet.
I already told you, the cabinet is off limits.
Believe me, you're not ready for what's in there.
You think you can just barge into my lab and go through my stuff like you own the place?
There's no skeleton in there, I promise.
Hey, don't touch.
It's empty anyway.
Don't make me lock it.
Why don't you put that curiosity to good use in the outside world, and maybe, I don't know, save humanity?
If you touch that again you'll have to sit through my boring story.
I'm warning you, it's boring!
It's philosophical!
I'll even remove your ability to skip what I'm saying.
This is your last warning!
You better make sure you have some time ahead of you if you're going to touch that again!
You asked for it, don't say I didn't warn you.

You know, it gets pretty lonely out here, so I have a lot of time to think. The one thing that keeps bugging me is this concept of happiness. Everyone seems to be looking for it, some pretend to have it, but no one can really explain what it is. I think I finally cracked that code. You see, everyone has goals. So you think oh when I have this I'll be happy, or when I achieve that I'll feel eternal bliss. Some people are looking for love or acceptance, while others simply hope Devolver will sign their kickass game. From my perspective, sitting here at the end of time and being visited by countless travelers, I came to realize something very important. Goals don't make people happy. They defer happiness into the future, to when the goal will be achieved. This can only fail, because once you reach your goal, you are not the same person you were when you set out to achieve it. And what's more, your mindset is to chase something instead of enjoying what you have. So there you have it. Happiness is not a goal or a state, it's a system. You optimize your environment and cherry pick the people around you. So that everyday you're just stoked to live your own life, and you don't need to defer any joys, because you optimized the present moment. Now I don't know whether that was cheesy or insightful, or even just annoying, but I need to optimize my own life, and that implies that you stop trying to open my cabinet, so I really hope I bored you to death.

You should see what I did to the last traveler who got nosy.
Cage Monster: Hey, I heard that!

Cabinet Rant #2

You really thought it would be that easy?
I told you already, the cabinet is off limits.
Please stop.
We're not doing a special edition of the cabinet rant.
I mean it.
Don't be that guy.
You're being that guy.
Fine, be that guy.
Ten.
Nine.
Eight.
Seven.
Six.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
Crazy how countdowns give the feeling something is about to happen, huh?
But yeah, I got nothing.
If you're hoping for something special, just give up the cabinet thing already, the cool stuff is up ahead.
Did I ever tell you about the guy who stayed late on a Friday night and started writing optional dialogue to "add comedic value for those who will bother looking" ?
Imagine reading his ramblings.
By the way, if you feel like the cabinet thing is overdone at this point, I agree, but it's totally on you for keeping on trying to open it.
Seriously, you can stop this right now.
I mean it, you have the power!
Only YOU can put an end to this optional bit.
Which is good because I got things to do.
If I repeat the same thing three times will you think I'm out of flavor text?
We're done here.
We're done here.
We're done here.
I can't believe you, why won't you move on to something productive?
Like maybe advancing the quest you're supposed to care about?
I'm not gonna lie though, when the time comes, opening the cabinet WILL blow your mind.
And I'm confident in saying this, even though I know you will be expecting a surprise.
So how do you surprise someone who's expecting a surprise?
With a meta plot twist, that's how.
Now if you want to know what it is, move on already, I promise it's the fastest way.
You're not opening that until the script says you get to anyway.
Ok I'll start looping back to the beginning now.
You really thought it would be that easy? I told you already, the cabinet is off limits.
Please stop.
Come on that was a good trick, how are you still trying to open this?
I thought you would give up when it looked like I was looping.
If you keep doing that you will have to sit through a boring tirade.
It will be boring and philosophical, and I'll even remove your ability to skip what I'm saying!
Fine. Here's some insights from Jordan the Wise for you.

Life is going to come at you hard, so there are a few things you should know. Most important of all, is realizing that you have something to offer the world. But in order to do that, you first need to sort yourself out. Lending your ear to the lessons contained in stories of old is not a bad place to start. You see, as human conscience grew in knowledge, it equally grew in arrogance. We seem to be at this point where the value of stories is lost on us all. Not really caring about morals anymore, we are simply looking to be entertained. But their power on our subconscious is by no means hindered by our intellectual pride. Stories send a clear message to our being, and when told properly, can offer guidance in how to live our lives, impacting us in ways we sometimes don't even notice. In fact, recurring themes more often than not represent archetypes, and contain lessons on how to or how not to behave. Consider dragons for a moment. Fantasy stories always seem to have them hoarding treasure. Not coincidentally at all, two of the biggest innate fears in mammals are fire and reptiles. So dragons are really a metaphor representing that which you fear the most. Now, why would an immortal fire-breathing reptile care to sleep on a pile of gold? The answer can be read between the lines: the treasure you seek is guarded by your greatest fear. Don't get me wrong, the pile of gold is as much a metaphor here as is the mighty beast that doesn't even exist. Find your dragon and slay it, then your treasure will be revealed. This is the wisdom storytellers of old were trying to convey, only they didn't have the scientific method, a framework by which to structure arguments, or even a high IQ audience. The lesson isn't any less important or relevant today, however. That which you most need to discover within yourself is hidden where you least want to look.

Now ask yourself; why were you so curious about my cabinet? Are you a very conscientious person, adamant on leaving no stones unturned? Or have you not mastered your insecurities, and the fear of missing out is what's really driving you at this moment? Maybe you are simply hoping to get a laugh out of some unexpected one liner? Because I'll admit we both know I could kill the mood right now and tell you about how a depressed clown once attempted to lift his mood by eating bowls of confetti. What I'm getting at is, regardless of your motive here you have clearly demonstrated curiosity, and faith that the world holds surprises for those who take an honest look. While that can certainly be said about the world, it's even more true about your inner self. Now whether that is scary, insightful or encouraging depends entirely on how far you have made it on your personal growth journey. Life is made of many exams, most of which will present themselves to you more than once. Betrayal, joy, illness, adventure, treason, cooperation, purpose, loneliness, warmth, loyalty... Indeed, just like stories old and new, life has recurring themes when testing humans. The important part is not whether or not you pass each test, but that you show up, acknowledge your score and ponder how it can inform who you should become. From there, everything is there inside of you to help you find your own way. Who knows, the underlying meaning of The Messenger's story might even hit you eventually. But for now, let's get back to your adventure.

Cabinet Rant #3

Please do touch the cabinet.
I already told you, the cabinet is where it is.
Believe me, you are ready for what's in there.
There's no skeleton in there, I promise.
Hey, do open it.
It's not empty.
I already unlocked it.
Why don't you put that curiosity to good use and open the cabinet already?
If you don't open the cabinet soon you'll have to sit through my boring story.
I'm warning you, it's boring!
It's philosophical!
I'll even remove your ability to skip what I'm saying.
This is your last warning!
You better make sure you have some time ahead of you if you're going to keep doing that!
Alright, let me share with you my understanding of Madam Mellody's work.

After observing so many humans over such a long period of time and reading as much as I could, some trends inevitably come up. One thing we all have in common, is the need to feel like we have value, power, and abundance in our lives. Now, like many things, there are functional and dysfunctional ways to go about these. Say you are dysfunctional. Your sense of value may come from the approval of others, making you dependent on seeking attention, begging for others to tell you that who you are is adequate. You will feel good when you receive positive feedback, but always be one negative comment away from having your day ruined. Now, about power. Dysfunctional people get a sense of power by exercising control over others, sometimes right down to policing the way they talk, or who they engage with. They feel good when they have a weak partner or friend to control, but feel depressed and weak themselves when no one is around to feed their ego. Their sense of abundance will often come from material things, displaying of high status, or promiscuity. Even though it feels great while the money and the crowd are there, these lack real depth, and the impact of the inevitable downfall would be hard to overstate. For functional people, it is scarcely documented as they are generally busy living a meaningful life. Functional people get their sense of value from an understanding and acknowledgement of their inner worth. Their sense of power comes from an ability to self-contain and let others be who they are, while protecting themselves when needed. And abundance simply comes from good self-care. Now, all of this makes sense in theory, but the idea is to be able to apply it. For this, you first need to master your emotions. As I understand it, everything you experience is a mix of the big five. Fear, joy, sadness, anger and shame. The primary colors of our experiences, if you will. Mix fear with anger, and you get jealousy. Too much sadness in your joy will make you melancholic. The only way to unpack complex emotions is by breaking them down into which of the big five are concerned, and to deal with each of these individually. Easier said than done, right?

Consider haunted house stories for a moment. They're always the same aren't they? It starts off with optimistic fools moving in. Soon enough, odd things begin to happen, and fear ensues for a while. Eventually, the protagonist has had enough, and decides to face the ghost. What? What do you want?, they will ask, tired of cowering in fear. As it turns out, ghosts usually know what they want, and it's usually the same thing: for the person who wronged them to face justice, and to then be put to rest. That's usually where the killer faces a trial and the ghost's body is respectfully buried. And just like that, the house becomes a warm haven again. Did you get the metaphors? If you often feel depressed, irritated, or however hindered in your general ability to engage with life, you are just like a haunted house. Your inner child is hurt, and will be increasingly uncomfortable to you, until you turn around and ask "What? What do you want?" If asked honestly, you will find that the answers were within you all along, and that following through with that inner child's requests is both challenging and life changing. Only then can you begin the process of discovering your true self, to finally get rid of your chains.

These were my final ramblings, please keep in mind that I am but a shopkeeper. Everything I say should be taken with the biggest grain of salt you can find. Please open the cabinet now.

[Netu]

Thank you BOTH for the amazing responses! Soleil, that is *precisely* the rant I wanted. Thank you so very much! :-D Have a great day!